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Place Your Bets: What Will Be in Biden's
Pre-Debate Chemical Cocktail?

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Posted By: Hazymac, 6/13/2024 2:48:42 PM

Paul Bedard is one of those soberly serious conservative columnists who isn't prone to sensationalism, so when you see him write a piece headlined, "Questions raised about medically juicing Biden for debate," it does make me sit up and take notice. "Some are speculating that [Presidentish Joe] Biden," he wrote for the Washington Examiner on Tuesday, "may be medically revitalized during his visit to the Maryland presidential resort." Others aren't merely speculating. We're convinced that the human body doesn't contain enough blood to produce a draw big enough to test for all the drugs he might be pumped full of before the June 27 presidential debate in Atlanta.

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Embalming fluid? Yellow matter custard?

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Reply 1 - Posted by: thethirdruffian 6/13/2024 3:03:03 PM (No. 1736683)
Donepezil Galantamine Brexpiprazole Lecanemab Probably also: Nicotine patch (quite effective, believe it or not) Adderal (speed) Cialis (which helps blood flow in the brain, not the what he used on his daughter)
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Son of Grady 6/13/2024 3:11:44 PM (No. 1736685)
Hunters got coke and meth covered.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Hazymac 6/13/2024 3:17:09 PM (No. 1736687)
The first replier appears to have more than a layman's knowledge of medicines. I'll always defer to one with superior knowledge. I would have guessed Adderall to be a part of FJB's cocktail, but that's only one drug. As mentally and physically infirm as FJB is, it surely takes a lot of drugs to float his boat. As far gone as he is, you know he is getting some "strong coffee," the kind some rob banks for. As the proverbial pushy narcotic salesman said to the reluctant addict, recently back from treatment, "Come on, man. You know you want it. It's the bubblegum. It's what killed Elvis."
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Reply 4 - Posted by: thekidsmom66 6/13/2024 3:28:07 PM (No. 1736690)
I can't even imagine what they give this guy to get him semi-lucid. I'm wondering now, though, after his little Normandy incident, if it'll include an anti-diarrheal....
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Reply 5 - Posted by: John Farson 6/13/2024 3:28:39 PM (No. 1736692)
Soon we should start a Dead Pool.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: DVC 6/13/2024 3:36:18 PM (No. 1736700)
LOTs of stuff. For sure.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: upstater 6/13/2024 3:49:14 PM (No. 1736704)
He can’t be that wasted. He must be sandbagging to make Trump think he’s a washed up bum and then Donald won’t train for the debate. Joe will come out throwing combinations and haymakers and get his shots in before anyone can respond. Then again he might trip coming out on the stage and face plant.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: formerNYer 6/13/2024 3:55:25 PM (No. 1736705)
Trump need to talk with memory care experts and find out poopy-pant's triggers and use every one of them, Let see if they can get him to lose it big time and we might get a "GET OFF MY LAWN" moment the lamstream won't be able to cover up.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: thethirdruffian 6/13/2024 4:14:19 PM (No. 1736714)
#4 Donzepel causes random aggression and diarrhea. Biden exhibits obvious symptoms of its use.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: thethirdruffian 6/13/2024 4:15:00 PM (No. 1736716)
Sorry “ Donepezil” Stupid phone
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Reply 11 - Posted by: snakeoil 6/13/2024 4:53:16 PM (No. 1736726)
Tana leaves.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: pacman333 6/13/2024 5:05:00 PM (No. 1736729)
Let's not forget that FJB will already have the questions well ahead of time and will have rehearsed the answers during his week long prep. I hate to say it, but between the chemical cocktail and the rehearsed answers, FJB may not come off as the bumbling senile fool he is.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: privateer 6/13/2024 5:20:36 PM (No. 1736736)
Purple Drank.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: DVC 6/13/2024 5:23:08 PM (No. 1736741)
Drug testing for both would be a great idea.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: janjan 6/13/2024 5:46:45 PM (No. 1736744)
True #12. He no doubt will have the questions and the answers will be written by others. But he still has to deliver them without a teleprompter and without obviously reading his notes. I don’t think he can do it. His handlers may need an exit strategy.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: ms1234 6/13/2024 6:50:37 PM (No. 1736764)
When Biden walks out on stage with an I.V. bag attached to his arm we can just read the ingredients list. They better be careful and not O.D. the old fool. Drug resistance has got to be a major concern and they have to keep upping the dose to make him humanized.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: vrb8m 6/13/2024 7:45:12 PM (No. 1736779)
Provigil, which has already been started, and some other amphetamine layered cocktail.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: Safari Man 6/13/2024 8:01:47 PM (No. 1736790)
Based on Biden's influences, he takes these: 1) Pervitin and 2) Captagon 3) Amyl nitrite 4) LSD 5) Laudanum Pervitin was a favorite amphetamine of the Nazis Captagon a favorite of ISIS. Amyl nitrite a favorite in the gay bath houses of SanFrancisco LSD a favorite of the Manson family Laudanum was important in reanimation of corpses (Dr Frankenstein)
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Reply 19 - Posted by: rochow 6/13/2024 9:26:48 PM (No. 1736821)
Adderall.
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Reply 20 - Posted by: LC Chihuahua 6/13/2024 9:27:50 PM (No. 1736823)
Okay Just a little pinprick There'll be no more (screams) But you may feel a little sick Can you stand up? I do believe it's working, good That'll keep you going through the show Come on, it's time to go Never thought those lyrics could actually apply to a President of the United States.
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Reply 21 - Posted by: thekidsmom66 6/13/2024 9:33:05 PM (No. 1736829)
Interesting, #9 (and 10! LOL)
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Reply 22 - Posted by: mifla 6/14/2024 5:29:03 AM (No. 1736933)
If his handlers have been propping him up with drugs all these months, eventually they will take a toll on his body. I wonder if his personal Dr Feel Good understands that.
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