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Posted By: Big Bopper, 7/16/2024 11:47:13 AM

President Joe Biden continues to resist calls from Democrats to quit his flagging reelection bid, and continues to accede to prayers from Republicans not to. Instead, he has set some pre-conditions on quitting that he figures will never be fulfilled. “If the Lord Almighty came down and said, ‘Joe, get out of the race,’ I’d get out of the race,” he said last week. At his rare press conference a few days later, he said he’d quit if the polls said, “There’s no way [he] could win.” He followed that up with “No poll says that” in that creepy, corny stage whisper he has affected.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Lucky5 7/16/2024 11:56:41 AM (No. 1758231)
What man behind Trump died instantly? I have not seen or heard this before. I thought the man who died was in the audience.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: DVC 7/16/2024 12:00:39 PM (No. 1758238)
All ABOARD! Get on the Trump Train and ride into a better, more prosperous, and freer future.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Mcscow sailor 7/16/2024 12:45:44 PM (No. 1758292)
Sounds like he is negotiating. First, he wanted a dm from God. Then, he lowered his demand to overwhelming cries from the 4th estate. Now, it’s just a train. Heck, I thought he would hold out for a hondo mill and a stack of pardons. I more week, and his demands may be just for an ice cream freezer like Pelosi’s
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Reply 4 - Posted by: DVC 7/16/2024 1:03:19 PM (No. 1758308)
Re #1, in the bleachers behind Trump, a man was hit in the head, died instantly.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: mc squared 7/16/2024 1:13:09 PM (No. 1758314)
The polls all said PIAPS was a sure thing in 2016. Let's hope they're more accurate this time.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: bpl40 7/16/2024 3:31:09 PM (No. 1758481)
Joe is 15 points behind where he was in 2020. And they STILL had to cheat to get him across. It's O-V-E-R.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: mifla 7/17/2024 5:54:25 AM (No. 1758925)
Joe, God just told me to pass on a message from Him. He said he tried to reach you several times, but Jill said you were not available and that she would give you the message. The message is "don't run". He also said something about going to confession.
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I hear a train 7 replies
Posted by Big Bopper 7/16/2024 11:47:13 AM Post Reply
President Joe Biden continues to resist calls from Democrats to quit his flagging reelection bid, and continues to accede to prayers from Republicans not to. Instead, he has set some pre-conditions on quitting that he figures will never be fulfilled. “If the Lord Almighty came down and said, ‘Joe, get out of the race,’ I’d get out of the race,” he said last week. At his rare press conference a few days later, he said he’d quit if the polls said, “There’s no way [he] could win.” He followed that up with “No poll says that” in that creepy, corny stage whisper he has affected.
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Posted by Big Bopper 7/14/2024 11:42:45 AM Post Reply
What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger — Friedrich Nietzsche Back in the 2016 election, Donald Trump was a bit of a joke. He was a flamboyant, pussy-grabbing, orange-haired, reality show-hosting, real estate tycoon with improbable aspirations to be President of the United States. Just before the election, the New York Times gave him about a 4% chance of winning. Assigning those odds was not just the Times’ effort to inform their readers. It was also an effort to crush him. They came not just to condemn Trump, but to bury him. Imagine their chagrin when Trump proved them wrong. Imagine, too, the chagrin of Hillary Clinton and the rest of the establishment.
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Posted by Big Bopper 7/11/2024 4:14:23 PM Post Reply
This piece isn’t for confirmed Democrats. They are not persuadable. They’ll vote against Donald Trump and call him “Hitler” to boot, just as they did with Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Bob Dole, George W. Bush, John McCain, and Mitt Romney. Never mind that Hitler’s party was the National Socialist German Workers’ Party. In the greatest rebranding coup of history, today it’s not the socialist Democrats but the capitalist Republicans that are deemed just like the National Socialist German Workers’ Party. No, this piece is instead for my Republican friends who still refuse to support the party’s soon-to-be nominee in the presidential race against Joe Biden (or whomever).
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Posted by Big Bopper 7/6/2024 10:36:19 AM Post Reply
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Posted by Big Bopper 7/2/2024 11:45:47 AM Post Reply
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Posted by Big Bopper 6/30/2024 8:24:47 AM Post Reply
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Posted by Big Bopper 6/28/2024 5:40:23 AM Post Reply
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Posted by Big Bopper 6/24/2024 12:00:57 PM Post Reply
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The travesty of a political show-trial against Donald Trump has finally been submitted to the jury of five men, five women and two lawyers in ultra-blue Manhattan. A conviction takes unanimity. So does an acquittal. A hung jury takes only at least one dissenter. Expect them to decide that they can’t decide. It’ll be a hung jury. Stage-rants produced by White House staff-kids (remember Biden’s weird State of the Union shout-fest?) and delivered by eighty-year-old Robert DeNiro outside the courtroom won’t change that.
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A 19th century Dane named Hans Christian Andersen (a fine fellow despite his hateful middle name) published a story about an emperor who was conned into buying “new clothes.” He was told by the con men that the “new clothes” could be seen only by people who were not stupid. The reason the con men told the emperor that was because these “new clothes” he’d paid for were nonexistent. Not willing to reveal his stupidity, the emperor pretended to see the “new clothes” presented to him. He pantomimed putting on the nonexistent “new clothes,” and then paraded about the city in them.
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