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Guess Who Is One Shart Away From Mandatory Retirement?

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Posted By: Hazymac, 6/22/2024 7:58:39 AM

President Finger-Diddle has been zipped to Camp David to spend the next seven days resting, rehearsing for the first debate, and shot-gunning whatever World Health Oraganizaion-sponsored, weird science cocktail they pour down President Corpus Delicti to keep him erect standing, which he will also have to rehearse. As PJ Media's own Bryan Jung wrote, the Daily Mail reported a potential secret squirrel-like mutiny in the Democrat Party looking to replace Biden with someone less likely to drop a crabcake into his Depends on national television, especially when Trump throws Hunter's pesky laptop from heaven into Foggy Joe's frozen face. Word on the street is this debate is Biden's do-or-retire moment.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Jerseyden 6/22/2024 8:23:34 AM (No. 1741576)
Don't be surprised if the moderators cut Trump off frequently when he tries to get to Biden. Nothing the msm media won't do to stop Trump.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Muguy 6/22/2024 8:47:59 AM (No. 1741594)
Webster's: "Shart"-an accidental expulsion of feces along with an expulsion of intestinal gas. Will we see a "Jacked up" Vegetable like we saw during the State of the Union address to Congress? The more the public SEES with their own eyes, the more it becomes evident, even to those who support what he says and 'represents" that he is physically and mentally UNFIT to be President and that he is only going to go further downhill, and WITH IT our Republic. Are the folks in Vegas taking bets on when or if a 'shart' happens yet?? The bet on anything! Thar she blows!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: chillijilli 6/22/2024 9:01:05 AM (No. 1741596)
Biden's "do or retire moment?" Indeed. Biden's performance in the debate is so critical, so profoundly serious, he would promise or do anything to get those debate questions in advance. And plenty of his media comrades would do whatever it takes to help him. If Donna Brazile could meet John Podesta in a dark alleyway to leak debate questions to Hillary, why wouldn't Biden's operatives do the same? Having those debate questions in advance would be worth their weight in gold to Biden. The media wants us to stay focused on Joe's shuffling or having to practice standing for an hour---anything BUT asking whether both candidates are starting the debate on a level playing field.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: ussjimmycarter 6/22/2024 9:08:53 AM (No. 1741599)
A massively humongous shart just as Brandon’s mic is turned on would be awesome!
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Flyball Dogs 6/22/2024 9:28:33 AM (No. 1741610)
I predict the cocktail will be perfect. And the Ole Fert will do just fine. Our hopes (nay, dreams) of his imploding on the stage are pipe dreams IMHO. As infirm as The Cadaver is, TDS is a million times more powerful. The Cadaver will rumble, and the MSM headlines will reflect at least a draw, or possibly a win.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: udanja99 6/22/2024 9:41:33 AM (No. 1741614)
#2, there is a reason why 2 ‘commercial breaks” are part of the debate schedule. They’ll be used to change Pedo Joe’s diaper and his suit.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: snakeoil 6/22/2024 9:57:52 AM (No. 1741619)
P:resident Trump would be wise to help Quid Pro Joe across the finish line. If he is drug off the stage the dims might replace him with Gruesome Neusome.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: kennedylaw 6/22/2024 11:28:00 AM (No. 1741686)
All Cheap Fake Brandon has to do is successfully string three words together and not squat down and poop on the stage and the lamestream media talking heads will all acclaim what a masterful job Brandon did against Orange Man Bad.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: DVC 6/22/2024 12:56:43 PM (No. 1741732)
"shart"??
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Reply 10 - Posted by: earlybird 6/22/2024 2:45:06 PM (No. 1741756)
Comedian Kevin tries too hard
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Strike3 6/23/2024 5:25:22 AM (No. 1741909)
The White House Department of Excuses is going to be extremely busy over the next few weeks. Biden will be evaluated by insiders shortly after his Camp David prep session and there is still a good chance that the debate will not take place.
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President Finger-Diddle has been zipped to Camp David to spend the next seven days resting, rehearsing for the first debate, and shot-gunning whatever World Health Oraganizaion-sponsored, weird science cocktail they pour down President Corpus Delicti to keep him erect standing, which he will also have to rehearse. As PJ Media's own Bryan Jung wrote, the Daily Mail reported a potential secret squirrel-like mutiny in the Democrat Party looking to replace Biden with someone less likely to drop a crabcake into his Depends on national television, especially when Trump throws Hunter's pesky laptop from heaven into Foggy Joe's frozen face. Word on the street is this debate is Biden's do-or-retire moment.
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