Animatronic Biden joining Hall
of Presidents at Disney World
Associated Press,
by
Mike Schneider
Original Article
Posted By: Ribicon,
7/20/2021 1:22:02 PM
Orlando, Fla.—Forget an inauguration ceremony. The true indicator of having made it as president is being added to the Hall of Presidents at Walt Disney World in Florida, an honor President Joe Biden will soon receive.
Disney World officials said Monday that they were putting the finishing touches on the animatronic Biden replica ahead of its debut next month at the Magic Kingdom attraction that features a tableau of the nation's presidents.(Snip) The animatronic Biden will stand forefront in the presidential tableau. Next to him, a table will hold peach blossoms to represent his home state of Delaware and a pair of aviator sunglasses
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Son of Grady 7/20/2021 1:27:08 PM (No. 851459)
Don't forget the ice cream drool down the front of it's shirt.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
chance_232 7/20/2021 1:30:01 PM (No. 851465)
No point in animating it. Just display him sitting at a table face down in a bowl of mush.
If it has to be animated....have it wander aimlessly in circles looking for Jill.
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Unlike the animatronic President Lincoln in Disneyland which instills great pride in our country, the Hall of Presidents in Disney World involves "debate" among the group about America's founding by a bunch of rich, white-guy, slave owners. I'm sure the newly-added imposter will be programmed to spew some sort of blather that will now seal the deal.
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What a waste of solenoids...
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
Schnapps 7/20/2021 1:43:14 PM (No. 851487)
How will we tell which one is the real Joe?
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
seamusm 7/20/2021 1:44:11 PM (No. 851489)
How are we supposed to tell the difference between the real Biden and his robotic mimic?
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Ming 7/20/2021 1:50:43 PM (No. 851491)
I'm staying away from this one. The jokes write themselves.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
hershey 7/20/2021 2:18:26 PM (No. 851521)
What, they just going to bring him out of the basement???
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
downnout 7/20/2021 2:18:31 PM (No. 851522)
Why do we need two?
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
bad-hair 7/20/2021 2:24:59 PM (No. 851528)
And it's broke. Not that anyone will notice. Its Phone and Pen will break the nation.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
MarkTwain 7/20/2021 2:30:32 PM (No. 851533)
Actually, the one at Disney World is the 2nd animatronic Biden. The first one can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington DC.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
sunnyges 7/20/2021 2:31:01 PM (No. 851535)
Will they remove this when all the fraud is revealed and he is frog-marched out in hand cuffs?
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
bad-hair 7/20/2021 2:34:05 PM (No. 851540)
And PS ... Next we gat an animatronic Mattressback Sex Toy ??
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Highlander 7/20/2021 2:49:12 PM (No. 851553)
The techs doing the animation won’t have a lot of wiring to do make it act real; just some sniffing motion activated by the presence of a little girl.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
DVC 7/20/2021 2:54:15 PM (No. 851557)
It will be more intelligent and lifelike than the drone in the WH.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
BarryNo 7/20/2021 3:04:14 PM (No. 851562)
The animatronic figure that wears a mask dangling from his ear, and pokes his head out from the trap door under the stage, and admonishes Lincoln in the middle of his gettysburg address, to "put a mask on, man!!"
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
NancyD 7/20/2021 3:23:39 PM (No. 851577)
seriously it won't be hard to mimic Biden. The blank stare is all they need. Super easy.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
red1066 7/20/2021 3:26:24 PM (No. 851580)
Will the Biteme robot have the deer in the headlights look, and sound confused while talking?
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Strike3 7/20/2021 3:30:20 PM (No. 851583)
I can never visit Disney again, not that I would ever want to. I could not walk past an animated version of Biden without seizing it's throat and choking it.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
BeatleJeff 7/20/2021 3:41:54 PM (No. 851587)
I was at Disney World last week. It's my happy place. That said, I loved Hall of Presidents as a kid, but I haven't been in there in years and have little desire to do so. Between Soetoro and now Demented it's a ruined product. You'll find me at Pirates of the Caribbean and Haunted Mansion instead.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
mizzmac 7/20/2021 3:42:37 PM (No. 851588)
That's the real Joe in Disneyland. Safest place for him. The hologram is in the WH with Barack pulling the levers behind the curtain.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
Tennman 7/20/2021 4:01:46 PM (No. 851606)
Easy to tell apart. One's moving and speaking coherently. The other's squatting in the White House
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
skacmar 7/20/2021 5:20:55 PM (No. 851640)
Are you sure that the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue isn't already a Disney Animatronic Biden? Make sure you fix the volume button on the new robot Biden since the current one can't speak above a whisper. Also, make sure that the new one is put in Fantasy Land as that is where all Democrats and their policies live and come from.
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Does he get an animatronic child to sniff and pet his leg hair?
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
Petronius 7/20/2021 6:54:31 PM (No. 851706)
Better keep animatronic Joe away from the Little Mermaid.
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
Penney 7/20/2021 9:10:53 PM (No. 851817)
It would be hard to thing of a less appealing attraction, even for Disney.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
ronniethek 7/21/2021 1:41:00 AM (No. 851956)
Nappy time is easy to animate.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
JackBurton 7/21/2021 7:30:01 PM (No. 852840)
poster #5 wins the internet for the day.
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No bag of cash sitting as his feet? Still, this is even better than the real thing. The carefully edited audio won't have his usual mental gaps and meanderings, nor the weird whispering voice, and the artificial bidet won't do the squinty pig eyes thing when he's straining to read his cure cards, nor will it be looking for little girls to sniff. Maybe the White House can borrow the thing to use for visits with foreign leaders.