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Scientists want to send 6.7M
sperm samples to the moon

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Posted By: Ribicon, 3/13/2021 12:59:33 AM

Scientists have begun to lay plans for repopulation, starting with a sperm bank—on the moon. In what they’re calling a “modern global insurance policy,” mechanical engineers have proposed that humans establish a repository of reproductive cells—sperm and ova—from 6.7 million of Earth’s species, including humans. And the proposed bank, or “ark,” would be beneath the moon’s surface. As our planet faces natural disasters, drought, asteroids and the potential for nuclear war—to name a few troubles—scientists say that humans must set their sights on space travel to preserve life as we know it. “Earth is naturally a volatile environment,”

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Sperm samples on the moon? A clear-cut man-date for our expert at the US Department of Trans-portation.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: DVC 3/13/2021 1:01:57 AM (No. 722301)
Nuts.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: GoodDeal 3/13/2021 1:18:42 AM (No. 722315)
Right up there with shrimp treadmills. Cuomo will volunteer to be a donor for that experiment.
5 people like this.

Reply 3 - Posted by: Safari Man 3/13/2021 2:21:15 AM (No. 722341)
Jeffrey Toobin call your office.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: mifla 3/13/2021 4:17:11 AM (No. 722351)
Make them all Dem samples and keep them in their original container.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: BarryNo 3/13/2021 5:26:52 AM (No. 722379)
I agree. Nuts. If something happens to Earth, who's going to be retrieving the sperm samples? And... you need eggs, too. Or are they in league with Aliens?
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Petronius 3/13/2021 6:20:21 AM (No. 722393)
F____ you Andromeda! With apologies to Kurt Vonnegut.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: F15 Gork 3/13/2021 6:22:02 AM (No. 722395)
“Uh, you white folks over there......back of the line”
6 people like this.

Reply 8 - Posted by: GO3 3/13/2021 7:07:33 AM (No. 722419)
Been watching too much Netflix.
4 people like this.

Reply 9 - Posted by: Jesuslover54 3/13/2021 7:24:58 AM (No. 722432)
Is this supposed to be some weird performance art?
2 people like this.

Reply 10 - Posted by: wakeupcall 3/13/2021 7:28:46 AM (No. 722439)
So no other planet is a volatile environment? These fruitcake scientists believe all life started from nothing as an accident from nowhere with nothing in a big bang theory.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: Lawsy0 3/13/2021 7:30:12 AM (No. 722442)
It's only fair, considering the number of rocks the astronauts brought to Earth.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: SkeezerMcGee 3/13/2021 7:35:36 AM (No. 722449)
Who thought of this? Elon Musk?
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Reply 13 - Posted by: franq 3/13/2021 7:39:49 AM (No. 722458)
Moonraker.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: philsner 3/13/2021 8:12:03 AM (No. 722517)
Gross.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: seamusm 3/13/2021 8:24:00 AM (No. 722530)
Registering sperm will only allow God to more easily identitify those guilty of masturbation and porno (as if He needs the help!).
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Skinnydip 3/13/2021 8:33:18 AM (No. 722545)
Must be the same "scientists" that have been advising the Democrats about COVID.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: Strike3 3/13/2021 8:35:28 AM (No. 722547)
At least there won't be a power bill for running a freezer. From what I see of the human population lately, it deserves to die out. We would be like an interstellar COVID.
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Reply 18 - Posted by: czechlist 3/13/2021 9:15:38 AM (No. 722576)
A sperm "sample" ? Isn't a sample used for examining the quality /quantity the sperm? Shouldn't we actually return to the moon before we are so arrogant to believe we will / can propagate a species there?
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Reply 19 - Posted by: javaboy 3/13/2021 9:27:30 AM (No. 722588)
The Great Sperm Bank In The Sky?
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Reply 20 - Posted by: mc squared 3/13/2021 9:48:04 AM (No. 722617)
Is that why NASA scientists all wear glasses?
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Reply 21 - Posted by: smokincol 3/13/2021 10:16:24 AM (No. 722658)
is that "like putting the cart before the horse"??
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Reply 22 - Posted by: padiva 3/13/2021 10:41:42 AM (No. 722696)
Real motive: Gather enough sperm. Remove men from the earth. NAG gang delighted. Sperm can be ordered from Amazon...comes with a free turkey baster.
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Reply 23 - Posted by: Jesuslover54 3/13/2021 11:24:36 AM (No. 722740)
Might be more fun to just jerk off in a cup in low grav. Am I right or am I right?
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Reply 24 - Posted by: cold porridge 3/13/2021 12:30:01 PM (No. 722815)
Radiation will most likely make this experiment worthless.
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Reply 25 - Posted by: velirotta 3/13/2021 2:01:39 PM (No. 722872)
Where do I go to donate?
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Reply 26 - Posted by: XCenturion 3/14/2021 12:48:54 AM (No. 723234)
Frikin morons!
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