Biden Says His Uncle May Have Been Eaten
by Cannibals
Newsweek,
by
Nick Mordowanec
Original Article
Posted By: Hazymac,
4/18/2024 9:11:09 AM
President Joe Biden said Wednesday that his "Uncle Brosie" may have been eaten by cannibals on the Australian island of New Guinea during World War II.
Biden made the comments to the press around 12:05 p.m. Wednesday at Wilkes-Barre Scranton International Airport in Avoca, Pennsylvania, before departing for Pittsburgh to speak to union steelworkers and make an election pitch that includes tripling tariffs on Chinese steel and aluminum to protect American producers.
On Tuesday, the president visited Scranton and pitched a new tax plan he said would benefit middle-class American families. He later visited his childhood home before speaking at the United Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners of America Local Union 445.
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Reply 1 - Posted by:
Quigley 4/18/2024 9:20:02 AM (No. 1701538)
I think they're in New York now complaining about the free food. Maybe our citizens need to make the big sacrifice for "immigrants" .....
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
EJKrausJr 4/18/2024 9:21:22 AM (No. 1701540)
Yeah right. So according to Joey Baby, Uncle Brosie became Irish Stew in Borneo. Which conflicts with military records. According the US Army, Uncle Brosie was in a plane crash at sea near Borneo and his body was not recovered. More than likely UB was consumed by either sharks or crocs. Joey Baby caint help himself. He lies.
41 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
Jethro bo 4/18/2024 9:24:43 AM (No. 1701542)
I would say Diaper Je is full of, you know, but that isn't true. Its his Depends that are full of , you know.
16 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
plomke 4/18/2024 9:28:47 AM (No. 1701547)
C'mon people,play along here.
I'm sure all the wicked smart folks at LDot can create whoopers and toppers better than the animated corpse can.
Put your minds to it.
Make a contest out of it.
First prize is a week in Delaware.
Second prize is two weeks...
24 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
MickTurn 4/18/2024 9:33:51 AM (No. 1701550)
More Joey Stories, they are all insane and NO ONE believes them!
21 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
Hazymac 4/18/2024 9:39:16 AM (No. 1701554)
When I first heard about this remarkable utterance, I said, "Dear Lord in heaven." Brandon just can't stop. He's completely gone. Popeye once faced cannibals. They feted him, sat him on a throne, chanted "Salami salami baloney," then started eating his feet. Uncle Brosie is part of an incredible family, literally incredibile.
22 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
Mizz Fixxit 4/18/2024 9:43:15 AM (No. 1701556)
Biden’s uncle was not shot down.
20 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
john56 4/18/2024 9:43:46 AM (No. 1701557)
I guess it would be improper to wish that Joe's dad had made the trip to Borneo with his brother.
21 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
Hazymac 4/18/2024 9:44:16 AM (No. 1701558)
I think I'll let the typo stand. Incredi-bile.
12 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
Troutgreen 4/18/2024 9:50:08 AM (No. 1701561)
NPR interviewed the cannibal who ate Joe's uncle. Said they had always heard that Bidens tasted like chicken.
33 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 4/18/2024 9:53:01 AM (No. 1701563)
If it gets slo Joe some sympathy, he uses it. Has Beau been dragged out of his casket lately? If Joe does that often enough, Beau will turn into an undead in search of brains. Slo Joe would be safe though.
15 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Ragman73 4/18/2024 9:54:13 AM (No. 1701564)
It has to be by fraud or cheating. I refuse to believe enough,( 81 million), Americans will buy these daily piles of excrement to carry him to electoral victory. He will say anything to get attention. A montage of the claims he has made would make an incredible campaign ad. Honest viewers would say "this is a joke, right"? This is an example of denial on a massive, national scale.
15 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
volksford 4/18/2024 10:10:25 AM (No. 1701577)
Brosie Burgers...recommended by 9 out every 10 cannibals .
19 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
FLCracker 4/18/2024 10:14:37 AM (No. 1701578)
The instances of cannibalism worldwide are virtually always displays of taking power from a fallen enemy, familial funerary rites, and desperation from lack of food (and, debatedly, the odd religious rite.)
People of New Guinea eating a downed pilot would be akin to a modern American eating road-kill.
9 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
msjena 4/18/2024 10:14:53 AM (No. 1701579)
Apparently his uncle's plane really was lost while flying over the ocean near New Guinea. But Joe just can't help but embellish the story in a bizarre way. Imagine what it would be like to actually live with him and hear him tell these tall tales daily. He is a living comedy routine.
14 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
Tx2Step 4/18/2024 10:32:48 AM (No. 1701588)
Sorry about Uncle Brosie. Although you mentioned this I think I missed the story of your uncle that was rejected for military service.
5 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
WhamDBambam 4/18/2024 10:41:50 AM (No. 1701594)
Wish it had run in the family.
6 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
Msquared112 4/18/2024 10:51:32 AM (No. 1701602)
Too bad it was his uncle.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
bighambone 4/18/2024 10:52:21 AM (No. 1701603)
I believe that yesterday a US Army Air Corps report of Biden’s uncle’ demise appeared attached to another story regarding the incident. In that report, as I remember, it said that the aircraft involved was an A-20 that was a two engine attack bomber, that there were three soldiers aboard, the pilot, co-pilot, and Finnegan who was aboard as a passenger. The report went on to say that the aircraft ditched at sea because of some suspected mechanical malfunction and was not shot down by the Japanese, and that the bodies of the soldiers who were aboard were never found. So chances are if the bodies were unfortunately eaten by anything, it was sharks and not cannibals. Remember that at the time Biden was between one and two years old and never knew his uncle who was overseas during those years. When it comes to Biden, who is a 101% politically partisan career DC politician and serial plagiarist, who over many years has spun out all sorts of bogus stories that he has manipulated to somehow favorably include himself to gain whatever political sympathy that he can get from either completely partisan audiences or low information potential voters who don’t have a clue as to what really happened. When you listen to completely partisan politicians like Biden, always remember that it is not what they say, but what they actually do that is important!
17 people like this.
Reply 20 - Posted by:
earlybird 4/18/2024 10:56:48 AM (No. 1701608)
Dare we hope that this runs in the family?
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
earlybird 4/18/2024 11:04:36 AM (No. 1701617)
Boosie Finnegan? A name for the ages.That would have been his mother's bro. Have you seen Zhou demonstrate with his hands what a small singlre engine plane Boosie was flying?
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
Italiano 4/18/2024 11:05:23 AM (No. 1701619)
The cannibal probably spit him out.
"That (bleep) tastes like a Biden."
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
Flyball Dogs 4/18/2024 11:14:11 AM (No. 1701623)
Re #4
My “daddy’s” second cousin twice removed on his mama’s mama’s side was descended from that tribe.
Family lore says another cousin on my “mama’s side” (I believe it was a 3d cousin, once removed), had a land feud with the other cousin and then settled everything by making a little stew with his bones.
But we can’t find any records on Ancestry to prove that.
11 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
rytwng 4/18/2024 11:17:07 AM (No. 1701625)
Is the medicine that they're giving him keeping him alive working?
7 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
DVC 4/18/2024 11:28:20 AM (No. 1701637)
Traitor Joe was a dimwitted, corrupt liar when he was thirty five years old. Now he is an 81 year old demented, dimwitted, corrupt LIAR.
Joe tells endless stories which are ALL lies. In rare instances there is a faint kernel of truth....like in all his fake railroad stories.....well, Joe actually as ridden a railroad....all else is BS. So, I'd guess that Joe probably had an uncle. Beyond that, the story is on very shaky ground.
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
mc squared 4/18/2024 11:39:03 AM (No. 1701649)
Poster #2 is correct. Newsweak 'forgot' to include the details.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
padiva 4/18/2024 11:46:48 AM (No. 1701654)
There were reports of Uncle Brosie and Elvis being spotted at a Piggly Wiggly in Alabama 20 years ago. /s
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
DVC 4/18/2024 12:10:15 PM (No. 1701670)
Joe's brain was eaten by moths.
10 people like this.
Reply 29 - Posted by:
stablemoney 4/18/2024 12:32:40 PM (No. 1701679)
When I look a Joe, I wonder what became of all the cannibals.
4 people like this.
Reply 30 - Posted by:
lgplgp 4/18/2024 12:36:51 PM (No. 1701681)
So once again Joe shows he's racist by slandering New Guinean's as cannibals -- imagine if Trump had said anything remotely similar! There were cannibals on New Guinea -- Starving Japanese soldiers indulging in "long pig"
https://allthatsinteresting.com/japanese-cannibalism-ww2
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
Birddog 4/18/2024 12:50:46 PM (No. 1701699)
this started as a ploy to prop up his "Military" background, all second/third hand of course. He starts by claiming all 6 of his uncles immediately went in an volunteered for combat. Something HE never did, nor did his sons...THEY got JAG "officer" appointments long after normal age of service, and in non combat roles/zones. In the venues he was speaking at...the equivalent of BUYING a Union card, with no trade experience of any kind, to "Serve" in the office, as an organizer, or steward.
These were all Union events...No Biden has ever been in a Union, been in any position to HIRE any Union workers, instead they have done nothing but get tons of funds FROM workers. Even the Biden Center building is owned by the Carpenters Union, with a highly preferenced lease arrangement, and tax exemptions, though Joe himself seldom ever goes there....though Hunter did/does and held meetings there with Chinese and other "Investors" of his various grifts.
9 people like this.
Reply 32 - Posted by:
udanja99 4/18/2024 12:52:22 PM (No. 1701700)
Every aspect of this tall tale has already been debunked, right down to the plane in which his uncle was flying.
Our pResident is clearly insane along with all of his other issues.
9 people like this.
Reply 33 - Posted by:
cedar 4/18/2024 1:24:10 PM (No. 1701717)
The people of New Guinea should sue Biden for defamation.
10 people like this.
Reply 34 - Posted by:
Peregrine 4/18/2024 1:37:57 PM (No. 1701728)
That was probably a family story to cover the fact that he went AWOL.
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
Gordon Mills 4/18/2024 1:53:31 PM (No. 1701739)
Why would he think the voters in this country would care? Is he interested in hearing the gruesome details of my son's death?
6 people like this.
Reply 36 - Posted by:
Venturer 4/18/2024 3:16:51 PM (No. 1701783)
Joe Biden is a born liar so is Obama and Hillary, Schiff Naylor, Pelosi Hoyer all liars. It isn't a political party it's a liars club.
The best part of Joe Biden ran down-----------well you know the rest.
4 people like this.
Reply 37 - Posted by:
BarryNo 4/18/2024 3:24:38 PM (No. 1701788)
Too bad it wasn't Biden!
3 people like this.
Reply 38 - Posted by:
danu 4/18/2024 4:18:19 PM (No. 1701811)
the evidence suggests the sharks ran out of the pink liquid a looong time ago.
2 people like this.
Reply 39 - Posted by:
Hazymac 4/18/2024 5:19:28 PM (No. 1701836)
Time to ring the gong! Ding dong! Uncle Brosie was not a pilot but a passenger on a plane that had to ditch in the ocean near Papua New Guinea. It's unlikely any sailor cannibals were out there at sea, but there are plenty of other things that can make an instant meal out of us. Sharks or crabs or whatever. But, as Idi Amin liked saying, human meat is saltier than leopard. Maybe it's overrated as a delicacy. Cannibals and even some sharks have their standards, and it's possible that some human beings are just not the delectable sort. I would surmise that Uncle Brosie was lowly crab food instead of holy cannibal grub, and that FJB has lied to us for the millionth and first time.
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Reply 40 - Posted by:
earlybird 4/18/2024 6:05:51 PM (No. 1701859)
A "passenger" along for the ride on an attack bomber? Sure..../s
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Reply 41 - Posted by:
MickTurn 4/18/2024 7:23:59 PM (No. 1701896)
He's actually predicting his own demise, once he leaves office and goes on a Plane Ride to where Cannibals live! He wants to see how to be a Better Democrat!
0 people like this.
Reply 42 - Posted by:
DVC 4/18/2024 7:36:11 PM (No. 1701909)
the only kernel of truth.....Joe had an uncle, and he was once in a military aircraft.
NOT a pilot, a passenger, not even aircrew.
NOT a single engine fighter.
NOT shot down.
Did NOT land on dry land, but in the ocean.
NOT eaten by cannibals but by sharks.
Typical Joe story.....a tiny, tiny kernel of fact......wrapped in 99.9% BS. Like the "conductor story".....kernel?
Joe once rode on a train.
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Reply 43 - Posted by:
broken01 4/19/2024 8:28:24 AM (No. 1702172)
Yes, Joe and my uncle who was an ace Navy pilot during WWII wound up crashing near an island and was rescued by a beautiful Amazonian princess. He and she fell in love and left the island to defeat the Greek War God Ares and the evil Conservatives, I mean Nazis. True story guys it not a joke. See how silly this sounds folks. The only difference is I'm not the POTUS.
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