Tiger Woods Should Be Ashamed of Himself
(for Apologizing)
PJ Media,
by
Athena Thorne
Original Article
Posted By: Hazymac,
2/20/2023 7:01:25 AM
Everyone is mad at Tiger Woods. No, he didn’t cheat on his wife and the mother of his children with multiple women this time. Nor did he drive his car across two lanes of traffic before crashing it. He didn’t even tick everyone off by underperforming during the first round of the Genesis Invitational on Friday, his first official PGA Tour event in over seven months. No, Tiger did something far worse: he made a joke — a joke that offended the ruling class.
ABC News covered the prank that sent the pink p*ssy hats into a tizzy:
"It started when [Woods] ripped a 323-yard drive, some 10 yards longer than
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Hazymac 2/20/2023 7:13:05 AM (No. 1407371)
Pros play jokes on their good friends. Justin Thomas will have his revenge on Tiger Woods at a time and place of his choosing. Absolutely, Tiger brought out that prop (tampon) hoping he would have a chance to use it. When he got the chance, he did. Two can play at that game, though, and I'll be interested to see what Justin comes up with in response. All the people with their hair on fire over this are just going to be bald.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
downnout 2/20/2023 7:33:20 AM (No. 1407385)
Thank you, #1, for injecting some sanity into this phony tempest in a teapot. One of the biggest problems we have today is that no one is allowed to poke fun at another. This wasn’t mean, it was two guys playing golf and needling each other. The leftists won’t be happy until we are all as dour, sour, and unhappy as they are. To hell with them.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
bpl40 2/20/2023 8:03:07 AM (No. 1407401)
How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb…….Get a life you b/witches!
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
ladydawgfan 2/20/2023 8:04:11 AM (No. 1407404)
Some people just need to unknot their panties and go on with life!!
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
Hazymac 2/20/2023 8:07:30 AM (No. 1407407)
A long time ago Arnold Palmer was in the habit of getting up in the middle of the night, going to the refrigerator, and drinking a Coca-Cola. His brother pros learned of Arnie's habit, and decided to barricade his door with several pieces of furniture. At the proper hour the King got out of bed, and when he encountered resistance trying to open his door, he just applied some more muscle and forced it open. (His nickname was the Bull because he was so strong.) Undeterred, he then proceeded to the fridge and drank his Coke. The next morning he asked what his professional golfer roommates were doing last night. "Helluva racket in there," he said.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
ARKfamily 2/20/2023 8:16:22 AM (No. 1407415)
It was a private joke between the two of them and should have stayed that way. A photographer wasn't minding his own business. . .
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I'm still laughing, it was just plain funny. Get a life moroons. As Buggs would say.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Newtsche 2/20/2023 8:18:52 AM (No. 1407420)
IIRC JT missed a short putt a couple years back and he called himself a pussy. He was forced to do the apology/cancel dance and it put him off his game for months (he'd entered the season with great expectations and it didn't happen) Just sayin'.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
nuclearnavymom 2/20/2023 8:24:05 AM (No. 1407426)
I'm sorry, but as a woman, I thought it was hysterical. I love a good bawdy joke.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
Mizz Fixxit 2/20/2023 8:27:11 AM (No. 1407428)
Poster 5, thanks for the story about Mr. Palmer. He had legendary physical power. A guy who looked strong, and was stronger than he looked. I miss the King and the old days of the tour.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
czechlist 2/20/2023 8:39:22 AM (No. 1407434)
Is "Sugar" her real name or a "nom de plume"?
She is just a grifting baiter like " The Reverends". There is obviously a good living in provoking and promoting reaction to perceived offenses.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Mizz Fixxit 2/20/2023 8:43:48 AM (No. 1407440)
Respectfully, Poster 8, according to my recollection, Thomas callled himself a fa**ot. Some of the Golf Channel commentators practically hyperventilated. One GC gasbag suggested that Justin Thomas make a donation to a gay rights cause. To Thomas’ credit, he did not write any checks.
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It is incredible to see how thin-skinned and humorless the leftist, woke women have become. Well, I doubt they will have to be bothered by any men...unless they decide to kidnap one
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Hazymac 2/20/2023 9:11:54 AM (No. 1407475)
#12 is correct on the Justin Thomas "bundle of sticks" remark, which was self-directed. I know exactly how Justin feels. At least Justin didn't react to the foozled putt the way old timers Ivan Gantz or Lefty Stackhouse, legendary for their tempers, did.
Gantz was known for punishing himself by taking a rock or a stick and hitting himself in the head or face with it after a bad shot, or bellyflopping into a bunker after a missed shot. If a spectator saw Gantz walking along the fairway bleeding from the nose or cheekbone, the proper surmise was that he wasn't having a very good day. Just leave him alone.
Stackhouse was even more classic, sometimes breaking entire sets of golf clubs at one time. After shooting 80 in a tournament, Stackhouse detoured into a rose bush before signing his card and thrashed around in there for a minute, emerging looking as if he had fought a dozen cats in a phone booth. In his early career future 1965 PGA champion Dave Marr saw Stackhouse knock himself out after missing a short putt. Lefty saw the ball rim out of the hole and it infuriated him, so he hit himself in the chin with his left fist. The blow was as hard as he could swing at himself, and it stunned him. His knees started buckling. Totally unforgiving of himself, he hit himself again in the chin, this time with the right fist, and knocked himself out. Marr was impressed. "Joe Louis couldn't have done that. He'd have pulled his punch."
Rest in peace Lefty and Ivan. I know how you feel. So do many professional golfers who encounter frustration in this frustrating sport. Been there myself, but never knocked myself out. Wanted to, though, because I deserved it. It was my just desert.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Newtsche 2/20/2023 9:41:14 AM (No. 1407509)
Thanks for the correction, #12, right you are.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Highlander 2/20/2023 10:23:28 AM (No. 1407551)
To apologize to blue-nose whiners is the worst thing one can do. No amount of apologizing will satisfy these malcontents short of throwing oneself onto a busy freeway.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
LadyVet 2/20/2023 12:12:24 PM (No. 1407701)
Nothing about golf, but a funny story from my military days was the time the guys at NCO Academy short-sheeted my bed and I did not notice. (I had a private room to myself, but door had to be unlocked during the day for inspection.) Next day, they kept waiting for my reaction, but I had none. Finally, they asked if I slept well. Then at last, they admitted that after inspection the day before, they had short-sheeted my bed. But the joke was on them because they did not allow for the fact that I was a short female. Good laughs all around.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Chiritwo 2/20/2023 1:36:21 PM (No. 1407772)
I didn't realize there was a feminist group - they're very quiet about the trans destroying sports for women.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Hazymac 2/20/2023 1:48:00 PM (No. 1407779)
I can't resist one more vignette from professional golf history, involving Arnie and Dave Marr, who were paired together in the final round of the 1964 Masters. Palmer was on his way to his most dominant major championship victory (of seven in his career) and his fourth Masters green jacket, leading by eight strokes while standing in the fairway of the 72nd hole. Feeling magnanimous, Arnold asked his buddy Marr if there was anything he could do for him. With a wicked grin, Marr said, "Yeah. Make a 12." Arnold made 4 and won by eight.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
SALady 2/20/2023 3:47:51 PM (No. 1407855)
As a woman, I actually found this joke pretty darn funny. I didn't think Tiger would have it in him.
Turns out he didn't. He got called out by the regular cast of woke idiots, and he folded like a wet noodle.
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