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BIDEN: I Was Born a Poor Black Child

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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 11/2/2022 1:13:49 PM

“I was born a poor black child.” Straight out of Steve Martin’s comedy classic comes Presidentish Joe Biden’s latest campaign pander — or at least, close enough. What a jerk. Everybody knows you never go Full Steve Martin, unless you are actually Steve Martin. I don’t know Steve Martin. Steve Martin is not a friend of mine. But I can still tell you that Joe Biden is no Steve Martin. [Video] Thanks to the indispensable Christina Pushaw, we have video evidence of Biden — possibly the whitest man to walk into the Oval Office since Pee-Wee Herman paid a visit to President George H.W. Bush* —

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Watta jerk!!

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Hazymac 11/2/2022 1:19:04 PM (No. 1322155)
45 years ago Steve Martin did a whole comedic routine beginning with "I was a poor black child." It was funny when Steve did it. Not now.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: jalo1951 11/2/2022 1:29:41 PM (No. 1322158)
I still cannot believe that this idiot space cadet is sitting in our WH playing president. Steve Martin was funny. There is nothing funny about what the FJB Clown Car Administration has done to America and Americans. And God forbid, we wants to "help" us even more. Going out with my son to vote early. Vote America because FJB is right, our republic depends on your votes. Just not in the way FJB thinks. Wait, he doesn't have a brain anymore. He's not thinking of anything other than the ice cream cone tonight he will get when he is done lying one more time. There are times I wish Lucianne.com was a salon. I've got a doozy to toss out there.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Rather Read 11/2/2022 1:40:58 PM (No. 1322170)
Brandon also said he has talked to the man who discovered insulin. Frederick Banting died two years before Brandon was born. His senility is downright scary.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: rytwng 11/2/2022 1:46:28 PM (No. 1322177)
First of all it's a shame he was born. But he was born a moron and remains one today.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: NorthernDog 11/2/2022 2:02:55 PM (No. 1322190)
It's hard to keep up with his tall tales. Last month he recounted wiping oil off the car's windshield as a child - since they supposedly lived down wind of an oil refinery. No one else could recollect such a bizarre event.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: red1066 11/2/2022 2:04:20 PM (No. 1322193)
I think we need a collective thank you to Delaware voters for voting for this clown over and over again for decades keeping him in a position to become VP and then President.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: red1066 11/2/2022 2:05:42 PM (No. 1322196)
Much like the Scarecrow in the movie The Wizard of Oz, Biteme was born without a brain.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: govlawyer 11/2/2022 2:25:25 PM (No. 1322209)
And tomorrow, he'll say he's Latino because he identifies as a burrito.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: Cindiana 11/2/2022 2:31:07 PM (No. 1322218)
Probably a rhetorical question, but why isn't there an unending skewering of Hussein as to how he could have chosen a numbskull like Joe as his VP? Surely his advisors/mentors knew how dumb Joe was, so what was the rationale?? Yes, there is the blame that the voters in Delaware should bear, but we've had plenty of dumb people "serving" in Congress from every State so I'm not blaming everyone there across the board. (Heck, I'm in NJ so I get how this happens!) The main culprit is Hussein.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: Rich323 11/2/2022 2:36:18 PM (No. 1322225)
And one day he learned bout his special purpose……
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Reply 11 - Posted by: paral04 11/2/2022 2:38:04 PM (No. 1322227)
Anh he was raised in slavery hauling cotton on his back to the mauls in Southern Virginia. He came home to a meal of pigs' entrails disposed of after the Master and his family dined in splendor. This is a story that Horatio Alger would be proud of if he had thought of it.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: GoodDeal 11/2/2022 2:40:58 PM (No. 1322231)
When god asked Lil Joey if he wanted a good brain he said no because Santa had brought him a good train for Christmas already.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: WV.Hillbilly 11/2/2022 2:52:55 PM (No. 1322238)
"My family were sharecroppers on a mayonnaise farm."
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Reply 14 - Posted by: Omen55 11/2/2022 3:37:59 PM (No. 1322276)
C'mon, man. Everyone knows that Steve Martin is actually King Tut! Born in Babylonia moved to Arizona. Plus he gave his life for tourism.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: DVC 11/2/2022 5:35:27 PM (No. 1322369)
Joe Biden is a fact-free zone.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: hope27 11/2/2022 9:44:25 PM (No. 1322543)
Most noteworthy is what he says about Barack Obama: “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.” "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black," Biden said.
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