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Weekend at Bill Gates's

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Posted By: Judy W., 4/9/2024 7:53:49 AM

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” ― Albert Einstein Screw the meek, the nerds have inherited the Earth, Bill Gates thought as he finally emerged from his bunker a year after the nuclear holocaust destroyed the world. Well, not completely but all the good parts were gone. Bill had watched the destruction via satellite. The bombs made such a great show that Bill had his assistant, Leonardo, who he had hired away from Clyde Crashcup, replay the bombings with the 1812 Overture as the audio. The world as we knew it was dead.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: plomke 4/9/2024 8:46:25 AM (No. 1695801)
Thank you. We need all the chuckles we can get these days.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Zbogwan2 4/9/2024 10:40:03 AM (No. 1695865)
Bill Gates seems to be an Associate of the Devil! His vast fortune has warped his senses and he thusly allied himself to the Dark One!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Axeman 4/9/2024 10:41:13 AM (No. 1695867)
I chuckled. But I think Don could use a little proofreading.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: SkyKing1222 4/9/2024 6:10:13 PM (No. 1696148)
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