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Joe Biden: Sexy, Sexy Beast

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Posted By: Hazymac, 7/31/2023 3:41:12 PM

Presidentish Joe Biden went to the beach this weekend and blew up Twitter. Or X or whatever we’re supposed to call it now. Biden is back at his Rehoboth, Del., beach home for a 10-day vacation and, like anybody, decided to soak up some rays. Lest anyone think I’m making fun of how our aged POTUS looks in his beach gear, nothing could be further from the truth. Skinny as I’ve always been, my chances of looking as good as he does at 81 are pretty slim — pun only somewhat intended. But there’s the reluctant admission that, yes, time does come for us all. And then there’s… this bit of

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Reply 1 - Posted by: marbles 7/31/2023 3:58:58 PM (No. 1524556)
BARF Alert.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Namma 7/31/2023 4:15:56 PM (No. 1524561)
Has anyone ever seen camela in a dress? This is worse then a barf alert. Makes one want to poke and eye out!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Hazymac 7/31/2023 4:17:00 PM (No. 1524562)
That picture is fairly vile, emetic, as #1 says. But then again, Brandon is a vile person in multitudinous ways. How long will it be before the final fall and the expulsion from the body politic like a piece of solid waste? The picture could have been worse, though. What if there had been someone there to rub down his hairy legs with the blond hairs that spring up when rubbed down? ] Harry Sisson, as impressed with Joetard as Pee Wee Herman--RIP--was with Nancy Nurse at the cinema, probably isn't hairy at all. Not where it counts. He has no capacity for embarrassment.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: bad-hair 7/31/2023 5:27:19 PM (No. 1524608)
You don't have 25 staff working over the horse. If Biden could get up he'd fall DOWN.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: MickTurn 7/31/2023 5:50:58 PM (No. 1524635)
He's dressed to fit the crime, when the CHILDREN get to pull his leg hair.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Newtsche 7/31/2023 6:16:06 PM (No. 1524661)
Dr. Jill's dream come true.
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Reply 7 - Posted by: caljeepgirl 7/31/2023 6:19:51 PM (No. 1524665)
EEW......UGGHH....speaking of showers....
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Reply 8 - Posted by: Geoman 7/31/2023 7:56:14 PM (No. 1524749)
The sad part of the article is a picture of Reagan apparently grooming his horse after a ride on his California ranch and the caption below the pic: "Mister, we could use a man like Ronald Reagan again." A-men.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: PostAway 7/31/2023 9:42:01 PM (No. 1524795)
I ordered some bras online but they’re too big for me. It looks like Joe could use them but I can’t help him with his saggy lower bits. The video of Reagan really touched me. He was a manly man and a class act.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: judy 7/31/2023 11:38:24 PM (No. 1524829)
This photo proves the reason T shirts were invented!
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