Why Democrats Should Primary Biden
Politico,
by
Jack Shafer
Original Article
Posted By: Dreadnought,
7/3/2023 8:40:04 PM
In the middle of the last century, prizefighters who weren’t fighting frequently enough to keep sharp would schedule tuneup matches with capable boxers to shake the ring rust out of their form. Their managers wouldn’t pick palookas or chumps but boxers who could challenge their guy in a way that would reveal his weaknesses and indicate what part of his game needed more training.
President Joe Biden needs a tuneup. He’s a stiff when speaking at the lectern. When not a stiff, the 80-year-old can be a dolt, saying, as he did this week, that Russian President Vladimir Putin is “losing the war in Iraq” when he meant Ukraine, or blurting
Reply 1 - Posted by:
MFM 7/3/2023 9:06:47 PM (No. 1505323)
He needs a tune up???? For starters he needs to be held for Treason. Such dribble...
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Urgent Fury 7/3/2023 9:09:17 PM (No. 1505324)
Don't read this. Lefty dreaming garbage. Compares Biden to Reagan.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
pensom2 7/3/2023 9:31:43 PM (No. 1505332)
Ooh, stop, please stop. I can't breathe, I'm laughing so hard. I just read the most hilarious sentence!
"Several octogenarians who still have the gas it takes to operate the White House come to mind. Warren Buffett. Charles Koch. Michael Bloomberg. Nancy Pelosi."
Warren Buffett is an investor in his own little fiefdom. All he knows about politics is how to grease the palms of senators when they're in a position to help him make another $billion. Charles Koch? You think he wants to campaign all over the country while the CIA, the FBI, and the NSA are digging through his laundry? Ha! Diminutive and unlikeable Mikey Bloomberg? "Stand up Michael! Stand up, Michael!" Oh, you're already standing up--what am I thinking? Can you say, "elitist?" Does the country long for a leader focused on the size of Americans' soft drinks? And to cap it all off, San Fran Nan??? Really? She's been speaking nonsense as much as Sleepy Joe! She has to call home every night just to make sure her husband isn't hanging out with gay trailer trash mental cases! Bang-bang Maxwell's silver hammer! Let Nan lick her teeth and negotiate with the Xi Jinping over Taiwan? Are you kidding?
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Hazymac 7/3/2023 9:35:18 PM (No. 1505333)
Well, I don't think they should primary the Resident. Who could possibly replace him? He was Ubama's choice, for goodness sake. As far as he knows, in sheer greatness he soars above Lincoln, Washington, James Buchanan, and Millard Fillmore. (But he falls short of the munificent presidential accomplishments of William Henry Harrison, at least up until now.) After all, the White House staff gives us regular reports of how Joe has the energy of of ten tugboats, putting to shame interns less than a third his age. "Dr." Jill, by now so tired her tongue hanging down to her knees, has hired Eva Longoria to take her place in the connubial sack. And don't even get started on his bowling ball-sharp mind, again putting the staff to shame. When you're good, you're good. As far as you know.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
NorthernDog 7/3/2023 9:56:14 PM (No. 1505339)
This would be one way to by-pass Kamalala. She would be the loyal VP standing by her man, while Gov Grecian snatches away the nomination. Then Grecian can pick his own VP - most likely Kareem 'Curly-Top' Johnnie-Pierre.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Penney 7/3/2023 10:53:36 PM (No. 1505360)
I always thought both political parties cherished freedom in America and both were thankful for the blessings we all shared in liberty. Now we have forgotten our heritage and the blessings we have had bestowed upon the land of the free and the home of the brave. ...Or have we? Maybe we no longer recognize America as we have known it because we have let America's wisdom and our thankfulness fade away. We do reap what we sow. We better sow seeds of Liberty once again.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Nexus-1 7/4/2023 1:39:21 AM (No. 1505403)
Hell no! Let them ride that aged Alzheimered Corrupt Albatross all the way to the depths of Hades.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 7/4/2023 3:14:01 AM (No. 1505419)
I'll have what that guy's smoking. The prizefight analogy is lost on anyone who is still paying attention to the fate of Biden. The sooner he shuffles off to Buffalo, or some place that doesn't involve climbing stairs, the sooner we can close this pornographic chapter of history.
3 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
Trigger2 7/4/2023 6:17:49 AM (No. 1505434)
Should happen but won't. The demonrat fraud machine will be going constantly.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
Strike3 7/4/2023 9:35:46 AM (No. 1505561)
Tuneup? The guy needs a whole new engine and medical science isn't capable of brain transplants yet. Biden's only choice is a trip to the junkyard. The people who are filling in the fake ballots need to know very soon which name to fill in or they may not finish with the tens of millions they are going to need to get the next democrat in there. Their only option may be to go full-on dictatorship and skip the election. I really hope they go with that.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
chance_232 7/4/2023 10:26:03 AM (No. 1505639)
Neither party likes to seriously challenge it's president. And this year, you may get tar and feathered if you suggest that the primary Republican candidate actually have to work for the nomination.
I'm fine with primaries. My only objection is the increasing number of candidates jumping into the clown cars. Candidates that have zero chance of winning the nomination and less in winning the general.
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