COVID Dead Could 'Poison' the Living Due
to Groundwater Pollution
Newsweek,
by
Ed Browne
Original Article
Posted By: Hazymac,
2/17/2022 3:09:11 PM
Experts are warning that an increase in buried bodies as a result of the COVID-19 pandemic could be having an impact in the environment. In the U.S. alone, the number of people who have died with COVID-19 exceeded 900,000 this month and the number is increasing all the time.
Around the world, the death toll is over 5.8 million according to the World Health Organization (WHO), though some estimates of excess mortality—a measure comparing all deaths recorded with those expected to occur—have put that figure close to 20 million.
What this means is that burial facilities have faced unprecedented pressure as they attempt to allocate space and resources to store the bodies
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Toby Ten Bears 2/17/2022 3:12:32 PM (No. 1074808)
HAHAHAHA!!!!!! LOL!!!! Oh stop!!!! HAHAHA!!!
51 people like this.
OMG!!! This is the top story of the day. I replicate Poster 1.
25 people like this.
I'll be hiding under my bed for the rest of the year!
21 people like this.
Reply 4 - Posted by:
DVC 2/17/2022 3:20:13 PM (No. 1074816)
What a load of manure they just unloaded.
25 people like this.
Reply 5 - Posted by:
StrikingViking 2/17/2022 3:21:46 PM (No. 1074818)
What could be worse than the Wuhan Flu?
Zombie Wuhan Flu.
Be afraid. Be very afraid...
31 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
Hazymac 2/17/2022 3:22:11 PM (No. 1074820)
Every month I get an invitation in the mail encouraging me to join the Society. That's the Neptune Society wherein they toast you up real good after you die, leaving nothing but a pile of ashes. But enough ashes could also pollute groundwater, so never mind what I just said. Is this Browne fellow serious? Is he, like Al Gore, super duper serial?
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Enoch Powell 2/17/2022 3:23:43 PM (No. 1074823)
Just how much more toxic is a victim of COVID than the usual dead body? Wait. I know the answer.
22 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
Roscoelewis 2/17/2022 3:24:52 PM (No. 1074826)
What a load of crap.
25 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
GoodDeal 2/17/2022 3:29:30 PM (No. 1074831)
Just quadruple the danger from deaths due to the vaxxxine.
14 people like this.
Reply 10 - Posted by:
LeeBertie 2/17/2022 3:29:56 PM (No. 1074832)
Do not, I repeat DO NOT, drink the water!
Find some liquid that you can buy which will put your money in the Biden family accounts. That's the ONLY way to survive the coming catastrophe!
12 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
ProudEagle 2/17/2022 3:44:23 PM (No. 1074842)
Please Lord, make them stop.
22 people like this.
Reply 12 - Posted by:
Safari Man 2/17/2022 3:46:59 PM (No. 1074843)
Minorities will suffer most. Better raise taxes -- its the only solution.
19 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
ssholland 2/17/2022 4:18:39 PM (No. 1074858)
This information is such garbage. None of this is true.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Rather Read 2/17/2022 4:21:11 PM (No. 1074863)
Moronic. I thought I had heard it all but this takes the mottled oyster (to quote Bertie Wooster).
17 people like this.
Reply 15 - Posted by:
Schnapps 2/17/2022 4:26:46 PM (No. 1074868)
Not to worry. We should follow CDC guidelines and give every cadaver 3 clot shots and bury them with a mask on.
26 people like this.
Reply 16 - Posted by:
Strike3 2/17/2022 4:27:12 PM (No. 1074869)
It took them two years to tie COVID to Climate Change but here ya go. Give WHO a few billion dollars of that climate money to solve this.
8 people like this.
Reply 17 - Posted by:
Strike3 2/17/2022 4:31:01 PM (No. 1074872)
Thank you, #5. I'll begin writing the movie script today and reserve ten percent of the net for you. We can discuss details later.
7 people like this.
Reply 18 - Posted by:
MindMadeUp 2/17/2022 4:38:48 PM (No. 1074877)
Next up: Burying your dead ones is dangerous and funerals represent White Supremacy. We'll be forced to burn our loved ones in a big pile, probably around a stake with a "Vaccine denier" tied to it. Sad to say in today's world this could become a reality...
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
padiva 2/17/2022 5:03:17 PM (No. 1074898)
Aren't the caskets sealed.
My mother was cremated. Her box was sealed.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
jimboscott 2/17/2022 5:08:05 PM (No. 1074906)
Newsweak
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
Ribicon 2/17/2022 5:15:38 PM (No. 1074915)
Perhaps so, but excreted pharmaceutical residues, including mutant waste products from Vaxx takers, antidepressants, female hormones from birth control pills, are perfectly healthy if not beneficial to human life.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
mc squared 2/17/2022 5:20:35 PM (No. 1074921)
This sounds trite now but the truth is everlasting.
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
H. L. Mencken
22 people like this.
Reply 23 - Posted by:
kono 2/17/2022 5:21:19 PM (No. 1074922)
Looks like it's time to bring back the mask mandates... JUST as they were being rolled back, too!
4 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
sw penn 2/17/2022 5:26:49 PM (No. 1074931)
"Somebody's poisoned the waterhole!"
It's a cartoon!
Wake up!
4 people like this.
Reply 25 - Posted by:
sanspeur 2/17/2022 5:27:05 PM (No. 1074932)
and here i was a thinking that liberal pollution was only top down .from the feelings and teardrops ..now it seeps up from buried bodies . this is an eugenics screed
5 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
cgood 2/17/2022 5:37:02 PM (No. 1074939)
It must be over now as this story is the very definition of jumping the shark.
7 people like this.
Reply 27 - Posted by:
skacmar 2/17/2022 5:44:08 PM (No. 1074943)
We are all going to die of something someday. I think I'll take my chances.
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If dead body juices have been leaking into your water supply, you already have a big infrastructure problem!
But since the overall death numbers are virtually unchanged from recent years, this is obvious a push for cremation services. Look to see which government officials are investing in crematoriums.
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
red1066 2/17/2022 6:24:21 PM (No. 1074985)
Do these people seriously believe that people think the bodies of the dead are just buried without any vault or casket? They really do believe we're a bunch of idiots.
6 people like this.
Reply 30 - Posted by:
Heil Liberals 2/17/2022 7:34:55 PM (No. 1075056)
What else will these losers come up with?
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
dickiedeeb 2/17/2022 7:39:20 PM (No. 1075063)
The greatest hoax in human history has finally produced the undisputed stupidest article in human history How can they follow this? But...they will
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
KayJayMac 2/17/2022 8:09:59 PM (No. 1075086)
Yet the big Rona can be avoided in restaurants by wearing a mask from the front door to your table, and then removing it. What a load of crap!
8 people like this.
Reply 33 - Posted by:
Venturer 2/17/2022 8:12:31 PM (No. 1075088)
Are they trying to say that the Covid Virus can live in a decaying body?
1,000 years from today they may dig up someone and reintroduce Covid to the future world. It should make a great movie.
4 people like this.
Reply 34 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 2/17/2022 8:51:25 PM (No. 1075116)
Poor Ed Browne must have drawn the short straw today by having to write this tripe. A ditzy 14 y/o teenager would have a better knowledge of elementary science. Ed, dear, you are in more danger of the old lead coffins leaching their lead than you are from Charlie-Vector oh-one-niner. That is, unless you are (cue the music) digging up bones.
5 people like this.
Reply 35 - Posted by:
paral04 2/17/2022 10:53:44 PM (No. 1075226)
Maybe we should send the Covid victims into space
2 people like this.
Reply 36 - Posted by:
JackBurton 2/18/2022 8:40:42 AM (No. 1075450)
The sky is falling. The sky is falling.
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
franq 2/18/2022 10:01:42 AM (No. 1075557)
Newsweek? Wasn't their net worth $1?
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Reply 38 - Posted by:
chefrandy 2/18/2022 10:03:10 AM (No. 1075560)
AOC probably got in their ear. Is there anything she's not an expert on? /sarc
There's a meme of her standing outside a Subway restaurant saying, "...still no train."
2 people like this.
Reply 39 - Posted by:
lakerman1 2/18/2022 10:31:44 AM (No. 1075608)
#33, here is a true story for you.
When the Spanish Flu (which originated in China) petered out in 1919 or thereabouts, no specimens of the virus survived, so a vaccine could not be made.
Then in the early 1950s, a professor from a California university went to Alaska, received permission of a tribal council to dig up a native village burial site of natives killed from the flu the grave dug into the permafrost, dug into the permafrost, and the professor found one obese native woman's corpse where the virus had been preserved in fatty tissue..
That discovery led to the development of the 1950s flu vaccine.
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Reply 40 - Posted by:
cheeflo 2/18/2022 10:37:08 AM (No. 1075615)
No, #37 — $1 was the price, not the value.
Someone overpaid.
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