Biden's accident
American Thinker,
by
Pete McArdle
Original Article
Posted By: PageTurner,
11/2/2021 10:02:46 AM
The twitterverse is all abuzz over a #1 trending hashtag, #PoopypantsBiden, so at the risk of soiling my very soul, I perused Twitter's website to see why. The story starts with our president meeting the pope at the Vatican, presumably to discuss Jesus's thoughts about climate change and whether one can claim to be a good Catholic while facilitating the dismemberment of unborn babies. Three things stood out about the meeting. One is that the Vatican canned the traditional live footage of the event, instead providing only still shots and small snippets of conversation between the two pale, frail old men.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Stencil 11/2/2021 10:12:25 AM (No. 964484)
Dear OP, how many people on this board do you think really know how to pronounce Rene‘s name?
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
curious1 11/2/2021 10:15:18 AM (No. 964487)
I think the tweets need the hashtag #poopypantsDemocrats. Hang Zhou Bai Den (and Mattress Mo) around the democrats necks and sink them with it.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
Right Time 11/2/2021 10:19:19 AM (No. 964492)
Let's Go, PoopyPants should be heard from the crowd of every football stadium this weekend
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
marbles 11/2/2021 10:25:19 AM (No. 964501)
#1 Don't underestimate us. Day- cart
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
Son of Grady 11/2/2021 11:05:58 AM (No. 964561)
Biden is a master showman.
He was simply showing the pope that he was serious about
cutting methan gas by 30%.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Trump'sCousin 11/2/2021 11:06:35 AM (No. 964566)
When I purchase dog feces disposal bags at the pet store I refer to them as bidens.
As in "better get a couple of boxes of bidens"! Yes I say it out loud in the store. In our home he is referred to as a $hit bag.
I also refer to her droppings as democrats. Yes also said out loud in piblic....
"Good girl! Look at that democrat you just cranked out! Let me grab a Biden to clean it up! GOOD GIRL!!!!!"
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Rumblehog 11/2/2021 11:16:12 AM (No. 964585)
Life Rule #1: When you think it's just 'gas' - it's not.
Imagine being within arm's reach of Christ's 'chief representative' on earth, and daring to "cut cheese!"
The Lord has a great sense of humor! Joke's on you, Joe Bite-me!
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
Hazymac 11/2/2021 11:42:04 AM (No. 964622)
Leaving in a different color suit than he arrived in? The Resident has delivered a mud monkey. Yeah, he messed his suit pants. He shat. "Film at 11." This apparent unintended discharge--couldn't resist using gun terminology since this ridiculous codger is a hoplophobe--might not be karma, but it's cosmic justice of a sort, something deserved: a just desert.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
3XALADY 11/2/2021 11:46:35 AM (No. 964629)
The old suit could be his 'blue dress?'
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
cold porridge 11/2/2021 11:52:00 AM (No. 964635)
I really believe 2 things about this: 1, I believe that the reason Biden was standing off to the left from the other world leaders is that he was Stinky Joe and no one wanted him standing next to them. 2, I believe that when he came to talk to reporters on the lawn a few weeks ago and yelled "My Butt's Been Wiped!" he had just been cleaned up from an accident or just been scolded by Obama that he screws up so much that Obama feels he needs to continually wipe his azz.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
Hazymac 11/2/2021 11:59:25 AM (No. 964641)
Maybe it was a "Pull my finger, Holy Father--oh no!!!" mishap, one that rhymes with art Sort of like Oddjob dropping the golf ball down his pants leg in Goldfinger, only browner.
And naturally, the Resident unintentionally insulted every Catholic who drinks.
FTA: "Biden told the pope he (Pope Francis) was now talking to the only Catholic who's never had a drink. Although a devoted leftie himself, the pope undoubtedly did not appreciate the inference that his flock comprises alcoholics and must surely have wondered how deeply golden-fried a clearly senile Biden would be if he'd been a drinker." Very good.
As W.C. Fields said, "Never trust a man who doesn't drink."
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
anniebc 11/2/2021 12:11:47 PM (No. 964658)
First of all, Brandon is not our president.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
Kumoan 11/2/2021 12:12:46 PM (No. 964660)
Does the fact that Biden apparently schiffed himself while visiting Comrade Pope
in Xi's house [formerly God's house] at the Vatican show he has some vestige of human
decency and had a come to Jesus moment, or merely that he needs a bigger size of Depends?
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Maggie2u 11/2/2021 12:13:45 PM (No. 964663)
Instead of trending as #1, I think it's trending as #2...
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Catfur27 11/2/2021 12:43:04 PM (No. 964710)
...note that this "rumor" supposedly started in Switzerland right after the meeting..??...wait a minute...WHO is in charge of the Pope's Security??... why, it's The Swiss Guard.....maybe one of them let the shat out of the bag...??
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Xiden's accident was actually his fathers' - using a cheap gas station condom.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
mc squared 11/2/2021 12:46:36 PM (No. 964713)
Why does any president think he needs an audience with the Pope? Italian votes?
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
red1066 11/2/2021 12:51:13 PM (No. 964720)
These secret service agents don't make enough money if they have to handle Decartes' soiled suits. Also, is it standard practice to have another suit on hand for a president, or just for Biteme?
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
formerNYer 11/2/2021 12:56:07 PM (No. 964734)
rhymes with scoop!
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
Laotzu 11/2/2021 12:57:40 PM (No. 964738)
#poopygate, not #poopypants. The later is simply juvenile.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
edgar 11/2/2021 1:02:53 PM (No. 964747)
I remember when George HW hurled in Japan. The media was all over it.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
Newtsche 11/2/2021 1:45:51 PM (No. 964798)
Pope: "Was that a fahrt?"
Joe: "Some of it."
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
Hazymac 11/2/2021 2:06:59 PM (No. 964819)
I couldn't resist. From Revenge of the Pink Panther: "The Peup" (Pope): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBe8sia_kPg
Peter Sellers used to go through the (later) Pink Panther screenplays looking for words his Clousseau character could hilariously mispronounce. He found quite a few, speaking English as though it were very, very bad French.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
Faithfully 11/2/2021 5:45:23 PM (No. 965067)
This man shows signs of hepatic encephalopathy.
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