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The top 100 79 Bidenisms of all time

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Posted By: Hazymac, 6/29/2021 11:11:41 AM

I collect Bidenisms. A "Bidenism" is any dumb thing Joe Biden says. It can be a mispronunciation, malapropism, factual misstatement, stutter, or plain lie. I have around 1,000 Bidenisms in my collection. I have already self-published one book with over 400 Bidenisms and have three more in various stages of completion, all from 2021. If anyone knows Bidenisms, it is I. For the readers' edification and entertainment, I now present my list of the Top 100 79 Bidenisms of All Time. This list wasn't easy! I had a Casanova problem. Just as Casanova's problem was too many women and not enough time,

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Reply 1 - Posted by: downnout 6/29/2021 11:43:45 AM (No. 830350)
And this man has his finger on the nuclear button. Sleep well, America.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: Lawsy0 6/29/2021 12:15:18 PM (No. 830405)
Is that the same guy that keeps calling Obama at 3:00 in the morning? Clinton has an unlisted number.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: bad-hair 6/29/2021 12:58:59 PM (No. 830467)
My top Bidenism is an Obamanism. Never underestimate Joe's ability to F things up.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: foxglove 6/29/2021 1:13:34 PM (No. 830483)
🤦🏼‍♀️There’s isn’t a leash short enough fot this one.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: KatieJo 6/29/2021 1:51:58 PM (No. 830520)
My all time favorite is when he said "Stand up Chuck!" at a rally for Chuck Graham of Missouri. Chuck couldn't stand up, being a Paraplegic and all. Rush used to play the clip all the time, with cymbals and other sound effects--it was hysterical. Back then none of us could have imagined that the crooks would install this moron as POTUS.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: DVC 6/29/2021 2:10:32 PM (No. 830531)
He was an idiot 10 years ago. Now he's an addled idiot. "We choose truth over facts!" "We'll make sure it's not quality; we'll make sure it's only affordable." "you're a 1-horse pony." "I don't know what I'm signing huh. " and saving the best for last: "Ahh, successful dump. I dropped everything at the dump; it all worked out, and by the way, I got a second load, guys; anyone who wants to help me unload..."
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Reply 7 - Posted by: crashnburn 6/29/2021 3:12:46 PM (No. 830584)
I expect a Lyon flat chested women would like 60% off prescription JUGS!
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Reply 8 - Posted by: enemyofthestate 6/29/2021 5:42:49 PM (No. 830696)
Any one of these comments by a conservative and the media would permanently smear his political career. Dan Quayle's was ruined for misspelling potato.
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