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The Truth Behind Biden’s Superpowers

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Posted By: earlybird, 5/22/2021 12:45:48 PM

Dateline—The State of Columbia (née, The District of Columbia, a.k.a. “The Swamp”) By all accounts, Joe Biden wasn’t expected to be the 21st century’s reincarnation of Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Senator Biden wasn’t cerebral; stolidly toed his party’s line; smeared Republican Supreme Court nominees; ended up on the wrong side of nearly every major foreign policy decision; and had a penchant for off-color and highly offensive remarks as well as an affinity for plagiarism, which sank his 1988 presidential bid. Even when he was selected to be vice president (an early indication of then-Senator Barack Obama’s decision-making prowess), Biden’s singular achievement was milking his contacts with our nation’s friends and foes to

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The copyright - the B.S. News - should tip you off about this article on Joebama’s being bionic. McCotter always does a great job...

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Reply 1 - Posted by: bad-hair 5/22/2021 2:16:36 PM (No. 793640)
If Biden is the Bionic president he must have been built by General Motors. It moves from time to time but often won't start and has a lid.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: downnout 5/22/2021 8:07:58 PM (No. 793857)
The simple truth about Biden’s “superpower” is that he can be bought and everyone knows it.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: formerNYer 5/22/2021 9:12:19 PM (No. 793890)
FDR couldn't use his legs - Xiden can't use his brain - so that's pretty close.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: earlybird 5/22/2021 10:16:39 PM (No. 793920)
Did anyone read this article? It’s satire...
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