Biden will not throw first pitch
at Nationals opening day
Washington Times,
by
Andy Kostka
Original Article
Posted By: Ribicon,
3/30/2021 1:31:53 PM
President Biden will not throw the ceremonial first pitch on Thursday’s opening day at Nationals Park, a team spokesperson confirmed. “We look forward to welcoming President Biden to Nationals Park in the future,” a team spokesperson told The Washington Post, which first reported the news. A reason for why Biden will not throw the first pitch wasn’t provided. A team spokesperson told the Washington Times a decision on who will throw Thursday’s first pitch will be released at a later time. The tradition of presidents throwing out the first pitch began with President William Howard Taft in 1910, appearing at opening day for the Washington Senators
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Namma 3/30/2021 1:33:32 PM (No. 739618)
Cause he forgot how to pitch a ball. And what#1 said
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
itsonlyme 3/30/2021 1:39:32 PM (No. 739622)
It must be saddening considering that Joe bought a football for the special occasion and "misplaced" his receipt. The many vipers on his staff are surrounding him and keeping as many as possible at bay.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
rockeysroomie 3/30/2021 1:40:04 PM (No. 739623)
"A reason for why Biden will not throw the first pitch wasn’t provided." Because Biden would make Dr. Fauci look like Bob Gibson.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
fingerpicker 3/30/2021 1:40:43 PM (No. 739624)
Because he can't climb up the mound ... plus what 1 and 2 said
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
mizzmac 3/30/2021 1:48:19 PM (No. 739630)
Nothing says "clueless geezer" quite like a disoriented senior who forgot why he was standing on the mound and tries to roll the ball to the catcher.
38 people like this.
Reply 6 - Posted by:
LtE126 3/30/2021 1:49:16 PM (No. 739631)
President Trump would break off a nasty late breaking slider.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Connor 3/30/2021 1:52:27 PM (No. 739633)
He would probably hit himself in the head and knock himself out.
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Previous comments, specially OP, cracked me up.
Wrong-way Biden would send it into the outfield, without even blindfolding or spinning him around. Putz.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Quigley 3/30/2021 2:01:18 PM (No. 739642)
the poll as to whether he should do it has not been completed, and he's due for a diaper change that day. So two strikes he's out.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
DARling 3/30/2021 2:02:15 PM (No. 739644)
Wandering aimless towards the sniffable hair of the bat boy? That must be avoided at all costs.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
Skinnydip 3/30/2021 2:02:47 PM (No. 739646)
OP is correct. His handlers know this and are not about to let him do it.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Ketchuplover 3/30/2021 2:05:00 PM (No. 739650)
Darn! I didn't expect to see him in MOM jeans, but wearing his pair of Corn Pop jeans would've been a nice touch.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
daisey 3/30/2021 2:07:01 PM (No. 739652)
Posts are all funny, but just think, this man is the leader of the free world and president of this country. This is sickeningly wrong and frightening. He belongs under a doctors care, and I do not mean the social climbing, pathetic “Dr.” Jill. They can’t medicate him 24/7 for these little public outings, hence they will become fewer and further between until we will not expect to see him much at all, and it will become the norm.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
bpl40 3/30/2021 2:08:10 PM (No. 739655)
If he can aim his wee wee without getting his shoes wet, he’d be lucky.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
bad-hair 3/30/2021 2:14:37 PM (No. 739658)
He'll probably watch the game on TV if he hasn't fallen asleep. Then he'll drive the staff crazy the next day asking "wasn't it great how I struck Pop Corn out in one pitch !!! "
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
davew 3/30/2021 2:14:52 PM (No. 739660)
Isn't Kamala Harris supposed to throw out the first pitch if the President is incapacitated? I thought that was included in the 25th Amendment. It would be interesting to go down the line of Presidential succession to determine who in this Democrat administration had actually grown up playing baseball and could do it without embarrassing themselves. I imagine some of them would be better as catching than at pitching.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Californian 3/30/2021 2:15:24 PM (No. 739661)
#13, you are entirely correct. The leader of the free world is a feeble senile old man who can't walk up 20 steps without falling 3 times or break an ankle petting his dog. More importantly he can't get through a rigged press conference of all friendly reporters "asking" pre-provided questions Biden had to study and had notes for and finally just read (poorly) off his notes.
But he never was the leader anyway. The whole planet knows he's not really president; he's PINO. The big question is who really is running the show? I suspect Obama since most of the staff are former Obama villains.
The big question is what happens when Biden finally just collapses sometime in the next few months and is simply incapable of speech? Does Harris actually become President or is she PINO, too? Remember she dropped out of the race after maxing out at 2% of Dem voters during the primary. Not even her own natural constituency likes her. No one likes her. And if you listen to what she says in unplanned remarks, she's actually pretty dumb.
I have decided that since there is nothing I can really do about it, I might as well enjoy the memes and not stress too much about it while I research other countries to move to that no one cares about where I'll be left alone.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
LtE126 3/30/2021 2:21:46 PM (No. 739670)
"isn't Kamala Harris supposed to throw out the first pitch if the President is incapacitated? I thought that was included in the 25th Amendment. It would be interesting to go down the line of Presidential succession to determine who in this Democrat administration had actually grown up playing baseball and could do it without embarrassing themselves. I imagine some of them would be better as catching than at pitching."
Wouldn't be the first balls she's handled.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
Safari Man 3/30/2021 2:26:07 PM (No. 739676)
Will not? More like “cannot”
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Dementia Joe would surely trip 3 times walking up to the mound. Maybe they can get America's hero Fraudci to limp-wrist another one a whopping 11 feet like last year. /s off
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
bad-hair 3/30/2021 2:28:55 PM (No. 739678)
PS put Biden up to bat and let me throw the first pitch. Make Harris the catcher and I'll throw the first hundred..
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
WV.Hillbilly 3/30/2021 2:29:37 PM (No. 739679)
"What's baseball?"
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
bad-hair 3/30/2021 2:33:41 PM (No. 739683)
With Mattressback catching and on her knees we'll set the record for stealing second base in 3 innings.
OK I'll stop now.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
Son of Grady 3/30/2021 2:37:56 PM (No. 739688)
If Casey at the bat were rewritten
"...Somewhere in this favored land the sun had shown bright, but since
the stolen election our sunny days had turned to night; and somewhere
men are cursing and somewhere children weep; Ol Joe the communist savior
is drooling and soundly still asleep."
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
DVC 3/30/2021 2:38:41 PM (No. 739689)
He can barely walk, and would probably fall down if he tried to throw a baseball.
What a sad physical wreck this evil hater is.
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
earlybird 3/30/2021 2:42:03 PM (No. 739692)
PINO.
President In Name Only.
(Re #1, forgot what a ball is?)
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
earlybird 3/30/2021 2:42:37 PM (No. 739693)
Will Jill do it?
Taking bets…..
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The poor old bastid couldn't hock up the first Ioogie.
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
Rather Read 3/30/2021 2:46:13 PM (No. 739699)
He would probably be like Mr. Burns in the Simpsons. The ball would get to the base of the pitcher's mound.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
deerejon 3/30/2021 2:49:40 PM (No. 739705)
Dang, I was hoping for a good laugh today.Darn...it
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
dwa 3/30/2021 2:58:34 PM (No. 739720)
Without a handler on the mound with him, he would probably pitch to center field, if he could even throw the ball without falling down. Would need to make sure there was no wind.
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
Italiano 3/30/2021 3:01:30 PM (No. 739722)
Get Fauci and Obama. They could tag-team trying to get it to the plate.
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
udanja99 3/30/2021 3:03:15 PM (No. 739726)
Oh, please, please! Goad him into doing it and put it on pay-per-view. We could pay off the national debt and it would be the best comedy act of the 2020’s.
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
Heraclitus 3/30/2021 3:22:42 PM (No. 739743)
Speaking of his needing to be under a Doc's care, where is his annual physical report? in the same detail as Dems - i mean the media-- demanded of Donald Trump?
Doc, some questions: is Mr. Biden's mental decline typical for a man of his old age?
is he losing dexterity and knowing where his hands and feet are in relation to his head?
how many hours a day is he able to work... before his cognitive abilities completely fade out?
if Mr. Biden were to try to throw out the first pitch, is he likely to lose his balance, suffer vertigo, and fall down?
We know that for now, Biden is serving his purpose for the Left.
And part of that is his role as grandfatherly wizened old hair sniffer, when he leans forwards, lowers his voice, squints and half whispers his compassionate concern.
That is NOT his normal political voice.
Hannity has played Biden tapes from a few short years ago, his demeanor and vocal intonations are radically different.
Is it real, or is it an act?
My suspicion is that the half-whispered call to America, "I need your help to work together... to do big things... We're going to beat this thing together. I'm working as hard as I can to speed up vaccines.."
etc etc
He used this half-whisper intensity during the campaign and he appealed to all the scared and the especially and reasonably frightened elderly whom big city blue State guvs were dispatching to their final resting place, the virus-saturated nursing homes.
Ha ha We thought BO was the great bamboozler.
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
Nimby 3/30/2021 3:35:23 PM (No. 739750)
He will trip and have a face plant on live TV
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Reply 36 - Posted by:
Ida Lou Pino 3/30/2021 3:39:15 PM (No. 739758)
Despicable Joe would probably fall climbing up the pitcher's mound.
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
Mizz Fixxit 3/30/2021 3:45:16 PM (No. 739763)
Outstanding thread! Thank you.
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Reply 38 - Posted by:
Jennie C. 3/30/2021 3:46:08 PM (No. 739767)
#6 President Trump never threw a first pitch.
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Reply 39 - Posted by:
moebellini3 3/30/2021 3:54:02 PM (No. 739775)
The man can't even walk let alone throw a baseball. And the last democrat to throw out the first pitch was Obama who made a complete fool of himself.
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Reply 40 - Posted by:
volksford 3/30/2021 3:56:36 PM (No. 739776)
Aw ...if Abbott and Costello were only here today.
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Reply 41 - Posted by:
Sully 3/30/2021 4:01:44 PM (No. 739780)
Wise decision. Who wants to see him trip three times on the way to the mound...
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Reply 42 - Posted by:
DVC 3/30/2021 4:39:07 PM (No. 739820)
RE: #38.
Not because he couldn't.
This is the college baseball team.
"Ted Levine was the catcher on the baseball team and also had high praise for Trump. “He was just the best, a good athlete, a great athlete,” Levine said. “He could have probably played pro ball as a pitcher. I think he threw 80 miles an hour. I was the catcher. He made my hand black and blue every day
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Reply 43 - Posted by:
tombo 3/30/2021 5:00:20 PM (No. 739840)
I don't think he can stand straight enough to throw a baseball. Good luck America with our new president. Unfortunately too many people voted for him.
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Reply 44 - Posted by:
BarryNo 3/30/2021 5:24:13 PM (No. 739862)
He;d need a potato gun to get it past the edge of the pitcher's mound.
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Reply 45 - Posted by:
slsusnr 3/30/2021 5:57:42 PM (No. 739884)
He couldn't shoot a marble! How's he going to throw a baseball?
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Reply 46 - Posted by:
red1066 3/30/2021 6:14:00 PM (No. 739904)
The incline on the pitchers mound will make Biteme even more unbalanced. Plus, Biteme might face the wrong way and throw to second base.
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Reply 47 - Posted by:
LadyVet 3/30/2021 6:20:29 PM (No. 739915)
#27 is on the right track. Jill will step up to do his job.
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Reply 48 - Posted by:
nhveritas 3/30/2021 6:20:32 PM (No. 739916)
If Joementia * could even throw the ball, which I doubt he could, he wouldn't know where to throw it.
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Reply 49 - Posted by:
EJKrausJr 3/30/2021 6:21:19 PM (No. 739918)
He risks tripping on the rubber on the pitchers mound.
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Reply 50 - Posted by:
udanja99 3/30/2021 6:31:40 PM (No. 739932)
Yes, #40! They could include Commie-la and call it Whore’s on First.
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Reply 51 - Posted by:
pinger 3/30/2021 7:03:39 PM (No. 739948)
I’m thinking he could actually do it if there was a Teleprompter in front of him giving him instructions.
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Reply 52 - Posted by:
amylu 3/30/2021 7:44:59 PM (No. 739972)
Oh, please let him do it, Jill...I'd pay good money just to watch him wind up and throw it underhanded -- to the third baseman! ~ Thanks for all the laughs, LDotters...Some of the comments are hilarious (but sadly true).
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Reply 53 - Posted by:
DVC 3/30/2021 10:07:03 PM (No. 740069)
Stopping the runaway italics.
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Reply 54 - Posted by:
SALady 3/30/2021 10:09:07 PM (No. 740073)
The boos and jeers as he went to the mound would only be drowned out by the laughter as his pitch would go about 5 feet before it hit the ground and came to a screeching halt.
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Reply 55 - Posted by:
rememberwhen 3/30/2021 11:06:16 PM (No. 740115)
Uh...What's this funny round thing with red stitches on it?
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Reply 56 - Posted by:
ladydawgfan 3/31/2021 4:35:34 AM (No. 740199)
"I thought basketballs were bigger, Jill. Which way is the hoop??"
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Reply 57 - Posted by:
"B" 3/31/2021 11:21:47 AM (No. 740606)
He doesn't want Harris to run after the ball.
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Reply 58 - Posted by:
Hazymac 3/31/2021 11:42:02 AM (No. 740635)
Xiden won't throw out the first pitch because if he did, the ball, including time in the air plus bounces and rollout, wouldn't reach home plate. With such ventures into lucidity as "...You, if you hold near and dear that you, uh, um, like to be able to uh ... anyway..." His sentences fizzle out. So would the pitch. And yes, the Bronx cheers and the "dozens" would be ear numbing loud.
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Reply 59 - Posted by:
broken01 3/31/2021 9:30:55 PM (No. 741266)
The Sniffer was right not to do it. Because even he knows that he’d suck worse than the Odiot or Fraud-ci. That’s saying something.
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Reply 60 - Posted by:
NYbob 3/31/2021 10:30:24 PM (No. 741307)
I'm surprised. For a guy who beats people up behind the school and who gets in a man's face with a pushup challenge, tossing a ball 60 feet shouldn't be a big deal. The decrepit punk can barely shuffle from the limo to the waiting wheelchair without a 'pep' drug injection.
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The chorus of boos and jeers would be heard from outer space. That's why.