AOC, Bernie, De Blasio: Free Sex For All
The American Spectator,
by
Jeffrey Lord
Original Article
Posted By: DVC,
4/1/2019 4:01:32 PM
In a secret memorandum obtained exclusively by The American Spectator, New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, and New York Mayor Bill de Blasio, are pressing leading Democrats to support a call for government-paid free sex, saying that “sex is a human right.” The memorandum was scheduled to be released on April 1st. The Mayor, in a statement to be issued by his press secretary, said: “This is the city that will be paying for direct comprehensive sex (not just one-night stands) for people who can’t afford it, or can’t get comprehensive sex — including
Reply 1 - Posted by:
JHHolliday 4/1/2019 4:09:13 PM (No. 20182)
April 1 and all that but I can actually picture these fools pushing the sex plan. They have said everything else should be "free" so why not sex?
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
DVC 4/1/2019 4:11:32 PM (No. 20204)
#1, that is exactly why this is funnier than most things on this day. It is only a hair away from something that they really would support.
Maybe they´ll read this and get on the bandwagon?!
LOL!
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
HoraceR 4/1/2019 4:11:48 PM (No. 20214)
Every day is April Fools Day for AOC. Only she doesn´t know it.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Geoman 4/1/2019 4:14:50 PM (No. 20184)
I´m waiting for their announcement of government-paid mass suicide; its a human right, dontcha know, and the democrats can go first. Oh, wait. They already have that but call it "comprehensive immigration reform" and its intended for the Normals.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
Nimby 4/1/2019 4:18:48 PM (No. 20205)
April Fool
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
KTWO 4/1/2019 4:35:06 PM (No. 20224)
No! Rich and/or beautiful people should have to pay for it. And the sales taxes too.*
(Paying when served might irritate those who are rich and/or beautiful. But ´tough´, call it reparations for all the free sex they received for years.)
*Casting Couch transactions would be exempt.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Ben Around 4/1/2019 4:39:31 PM (No. 20189)
Thanks, but no thanks. I refuse to have sex with any of them!
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
davew 4/1/2019 4:44:04 PM (No. 20200)
Unfortunately if you make something free we know from history that it soon is unavailable at any price. See Venezuela. I´m definitely not voting Democrat after this.
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Free sex can be had by hand or toy.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
snapper451 4/1/2019 4:45:55 PM (No. 20188)
Joe Biden says, "I´m in provided they are union shops because I´m lunch pail Joe, from Scranton..."(and my father was a mailman - oops wrong moron!)
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
JunkYardDog 4/1/2019 4:51:32 PM (No. 20222)
Taco Barbie misread the bill: it refers to spreading AIDS, not spreading aid.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Tennman 4/1/2019 4:55:02 PM (No. 20181)
This is too rich. Yet another way we´ll be scr**ed by the government. Can´t wait to see the book of regulations for this.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
Phooey 4/1/2019 4:55:55 PM (No. 20195)
Without paid for whores we would not have a government.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
trackman999 4/1/2019 5:01:37 PM (No. 20183)
It´s April 1st aka April fools day. In the imbecilic world of the dems every of the wall idea sounds plausible. This article is very well done.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Daria 4/1/2019 5:01:49 PM (No. 20202)
So sex is a human right? But sex often leads to babies. And that baby? That baby with a beating heart at six weeks gestation that you see rolling around and sucking his or her thumb at 18 weeks? That baby has no human rights according many. How screwed up is that?
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Daria 4/1/2019 5:04:18 PM (No. 20207)
April Fool, but it´s too close to reality to be false.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
Heil Liberals 4/1/2019 5:07:02 PM (No. 20209)
While it is in jest, what happens when someone demands that the government pay for a sex robot as part of their ongoing rehabilitation program regarding sexual dysfunctions? In all seriousness, I can see this as a future mandate that will be paid for by insurance companies and Medicare.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
EQKimball 4/1/2019 5:24:11 PM (No. 20185)
Funny, but not that far-fetched. Recall that a few years ago Georgetown student Sandra Fluke told Congress she demanded Obamacare coverage for birth contol pills as a basic health service.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
jeffkinnh 4/1/2019 5:25:13 PM (No. 20203)
BJ Clintoon is all hands on board! Uncle Joe as well.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
Maggie2u 4/1/2019 5:27:40 PM (No. 20192)
This joke hits a little too close to home here in Seattle. Last week a man was arrested for trying to throw a woman, a complete stranger to him. over a freeway overpass. It was his 4th attack on a woman in the past six months. He told the police it´s because...(forgive the vulgar) ´King county women won´t ´do´ me.´
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
MNluxiegal 4/1/2019 5:29:12 PM (No. 20213)
Well, well. I wonder how those so-called Christians who make excuses for voting for Democrats will react to this. Is it for real?
This will put prostitution under the aegis of government programs. They can get rich just like the university professors! I wonder if the call girls will get sabbaticals every 5 years?
I wonder what the department of free Sex will call itself? Perhaps we should have a contest to Name that Bureau?
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
Newtsche 4/1/2019 5:31:39 PM (No. 20226)
As goofy as this sounds, it gets worse when you consider that "sex" to them includes a bunch of stuff that would never cross most peoples´ minds.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
F15 Gork 4/1/2019 5:32:51 PM (No. 20215)
Sheep among the most affected.....
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
Paglia guy 4/1/2019 5:50:22 PM (No. 20197)
Harvey Weinstein and Bill Clinton are behind this!
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
halfnorsk 4/1/2019 5:55:55 PM (No. 20216)
But no sex allowed on planes or in gas-powered cars.
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
ginadee 4/1/2019 6:05:29 PM (No. 20223)
Now for a ´feel good moment´ for y´all.
AOC, Bernie, DeBlasio are our leaders.
Doesn´t that make you feel all warm and fuzzy?
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
jalo1951 4/1/2019 6:05:53 PM (No. 20206)
OK, April Fool but don´t be surprised if this "human right" doesn´t end up in their presidential platform.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
Digger 4/1/2019 6:07:58 PM (No. 20218)
The party of immorality doubles down. Can they go any lower?
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Reply 29 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 4/1/2019 6:20:25 PM (No. 20196)
Somebody tell the government pimpin´ ain´t easy!
What´s scary is people could argue government regulation of the prostitution industry would be better than what it is today. It would be safer and healthier.
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Reply 30 - Posted by:
Blue-Z-Anna 4/1/2019 6:20:35 PM (No. 20210)
Been so long since I´ve had sex....I can´t even remember who gets tied up.
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Reply 31 - Posted by:
DVC 4/1/2019 6:37:25 PM (No. 20212)
#7, eewwwww! Yuck!
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Reply 32 - Posted by:
Calico Al 4/1/2019 6:49:06 PM (No. 20217)
That could put the pimp industry out of business.
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Reply 33 - Posted by:
red1066 4/1/2019 7:25:59 PM (No. 20194)
I could have used this law 40+ years ago. Now, not so much.
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Reply 34 - Posted by:
padiva 4/1/2019 9:38:42 PM (No. 20225)
Isn´t this happening in Germany now? The immigrants are angry because they think the native women should have sex with them whenever they (the immigrants) want sex.
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Reply 35 - Posted by:
cor-vet 4/1/2019 9:43:43 PM (No. 20219)
I remember hearing that when a ´House of Ill Repute´ in Nevada went belly up, the government took it over and tried to run it. Seems they couldn´t make a profit selling sex and booze, and had to shut it down. They couldn´t run a whorehouse for profit!
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Reply 36 - Posted by:
bighambone 4/1/2019 9:44:11 PM (No. 20208)
In some European Socialist countries the government arranges for people who can’t find a sexual partner to have sex with government hired sex workers, who used to be called prostitutes. So there is a basis for the New York Mayor swinging into action offering free sex to anyone who he thinks will vote for him.
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Reply 37 - Posted by:
Salt5792 4/1/2019 9:49:43 PM (No. 20186)
Is this the Onion?
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In the case of Cortez, she offers free sex and gets no takers.
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Reply 39 - Posted by:
planetgeo 4/1/2019 11:37:41 PM (No. 20221)
At last...something for married people...
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Even Fat Albert got in on this one.
Let us not forget Bernie´s gig as a porn writer in a shack with a dirt floor.
Does that include free AIDs and STD´s for everyone involved?
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Reply 41 - Posted by:
Trigger2 4/2/2019 5:36:48 AM (No. 20211)
The headline should have included Cuomo´s name. He wanted legalize prostitution.
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Reply 42 - Posted by:
anonymous 4/2/2019 5:50:54 AM (No. 20201)
I´ve heard of politicians prostituting themselves but this is ridiculous.
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Reply 43 - Posted by:
Smart11344 4/2/2019 1:13:07 PM (No. 20193)
Joe Bidet and Bill Clinton have both ordered a pound of viagra.
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Reply 44 - Posted by:
BigGeorgeTX 4/2/2019 9:58:15 PM (No. 20198)
I´d imagine this was likely AOC´s slogan since she hit puberty.
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Reply 45 - Posted by:
Bohallx 4/3/2019 3:24:53 PM (No. 20187)
Not too long ago the Democrats demanded a crate of condoms for each woman in America ~ free of charge ~ MONTHLY!
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