´Cow toilets´ in Netherlands aim to cut e-moo-ssions
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Posted By: NorthernDog,
3/30/2019 10:34:13 PM
Teaching cows to use the toilet is not the easiest task, but a Dutch inventor is banking on a new bovine urinal to help cut emissions that cause environmental damage. Tests have started on a farm in the Netherlands on the device which collects some of the 15 to 20 litres of urine that the average cow produces a day. That produces huge amounts of ammonia in a country like the Netherlands, which is the world´s second-biggest agricultural exporter after the United States. "We are tackling the problem at the source," Henk Hanskamp, the Dutch inventor and businessman behind the
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Trapper 3/30/2019 10:42:30 PM (No. 18377)
I hate to say it, but this is how it´s done. If there truly is a concern about cow urine emitting ammonia into the air, or cow farts emitting methane, the solution is NOT the mindless AOC Green New Deal solution of forcing everyone to stop eating meat. The solution is invention, as this guy is doing. It´s how the horse was replaced.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
LC Chihuahua 3/30/2019 10:51:53 PM (No. 18386)
The cows will think their humans have lost their minds.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
VirtuDawg 3/30/2019 11:06:58 PM (No. 18374)
Another liberal "solution" in search of a problem . . .
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Sandbar 3/30/2019 11:07:41 PM (No. 18388)
Pull my Hoof !
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
DVC 3/30/2019 11:24:57 PM (No. 18385)
What a foolish waste if time and effort.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
fayebeck 3/30/2019 11:33:41 PM (No. 18382)
This thought keeps going through my head. People dooky in some cities and it´s made legal. Cows dooky and pee in the fields and we make outhouses for them. Tell me the world ain´t nuts.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Twinkle93 3/30/2019 11:38:04 PM (No. 18373)
Any ammonia released to the atmosphere neutralizes acid rain.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
JL80863 3/30/2019 11:46:44 PM (No. 18378)
I´m going to chuckle all night #4!
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
hurricanegirl 3/31/2019 12:29:04 AM (No. 18375)
First thought: All of a sudden, I feel sorry for bovines.
Second thought: I can only assume that since cows are always picked on for flatulence, that no other animals, such as horses, deer, and elephants, fart.
Third thought: I think we can now do away with the old saying, "You can lead a horse to water, but . . . ."
The new improved version is: "You can lead a cow to the outhouse, but . . . . " Well, I´ll let y´all finish it.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
ladydawgfan 3/31/2019 1:19:01 AM (No. 18372)
RE #9:
what is the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart??
One is a "bar room" and the other is a "ba-ROOOOM!!"
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If we have cow bathrooms...pretty soon we´ll need cow newspapers for them to read while doing their business.
Knock,knock..."It´s occupied".
"Oh sorry, Dad"
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Daisymay 3/31/2019 9:12:41 AM (No. 18384)
My grandparents had a large Dairy Cattle farm in Illinois. As one who loved being in the Barn when the cows came in for feed, I will tell you it was wise not to get behind them at any time. Actually, there was a concrete gully that ran right behind the cows and when they were let out of the Barn it was someone´s chore to shovel that mess out! That Barn belonged to generations of family before I was even born. THEY figured out how to handle what the Cows left behind while feeding. This Dutch Inventor is way behind the times!
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
Lawsy0 3/31/2019 9:22:02 AM (No. 18380)
My Siamese cat taught himself to sit on the toilet, but he couldn´t quite pull the handle afterward. Plumber advised to keep the seat top down--it was bad for the pipes.
I checked, this article is not from The Onion. Tomorrow is April First, though, stay alert.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
StormCnter 3/31/2019 9:28:30 AM (No. 18376)
My father had a dairy back in the fifties. In those days, good money could be made from even a small dairy operation. Now, however, with environmental concerns about the huge amounts of excrement and urine generated by the animals, dairies are required to construct collection ponds to avoid runoff into creeks and lakes. It´s all become way too expensive for the small guys and most of the dairies in this part of Texas are gone. There is a problem, Poster, and an economical solution would be welcomed. This thing in the Netherlands, however, may not be the answer.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
MickTurn 3/31/2019 10:15:32 AM (No. 18381)
Ok, let´s think this through...the droppings are recycled grass and great fertilizer...the urine is water with urea, both are great for plants that Vegans (Lib Morons) EAT.
The only thing left is the methane from the cow *arts...I guess we´ll have to invent something like the Californication Gas Pump fume suction hoses to fit on the cows back...
Making those will create thousands of worthless minimum wage union jobs...We´ll call it the Cow *art Recycling System, or CFRS. (All moronic government programs must have an acronym for a name.)
Well I think that about solves it. Hey Libs, get a life, preferably one on the SUN!
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
Smart11344 3/31/2019 2:40:52 PM (No. 18387)
I´m opening several cow paper toilet paper stores there. I´ll clean up!
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
BigGeorgeTX 3/31/2019 3:38:44 PM (No. 18383)
First, it´s farts and now it´s too much urine. They can´t make up their minds. The fact that people are obsessing about this is hard to imagine. It truly is a cult.
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