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Watch: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasizes About Donald
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Posted By: Imright, 1/19/2024 1:38:44 PM

ABC’s corporate jester Jimmy Kimmel has fantasized about former President Donald Trump dying, saying if the Supreme Court rules against Trump’s presidential immunity argument, “it might actually kill him” — to which the network’s live audience applauded enthusiastically. Jimmy Kimmel spent most of his opening monologue on Thursday’s show attacking Trump. When he got to Trump’s legal battles, the comedian indulged in bizarrely morbid fantasies. “Let me tell you something — if those three judges he appointed to the Supreme Court take this case and rule against him, he is going to blow a whale-sized windmill

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Reply 1 - Posted by: franq 1/19/2024 1:43:07 PM (No. 1639947)
The lowest of the low.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: DonQuijote 1/19/2024 1:51:36 PM (No. 1639962)
FJK He's nothing but a piece of vermin excrement. His audience, too. Dumber than he is to be led around by that creep. Somebody, somewhere must have some dirt on him.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: daisey 1/19/2024 1:55:32 PM (No. 1639967)
Should he be arrested? Oh wait, that’s for when you’re praying outside a pro life facility.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: formerNYer 1/19/2024 1:59:42 PM (No. 1639970)
Who is worse Jimmy or the people that think he's funny?
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Reply 5 - Posted by: stuBdoc 1/19/2024 2:02:32 PM (No. 1639975)
Seriously, shouldn't the Secret Service pay him a visit? This is the guy who blubbered over people not being sensitive to his daughter's congenital heart condition. But can dish out death-wish fantasies. Wow.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: Lawsy0 1/19/2024 2:16:51 PM (No. 1639990)
If Kimmel believed in God, he might wake up from this drunken stupor and say, "Thank God for free speech in the United States."
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Reply 7 - Posted by: HerbVA 1/19/2024 2:20:57 PM (No. 1639992)
If it weren’t for Ben Stein, this dbag would today be telling stale jokes to half-empty third tier comedy clubs.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: rochow 1/19/2024 2:36:40 PM (No. 1640003)
If the Kimmel filth did this but used the bidet name, the SS would already be on a visit with this piece of trash.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: dbdiva 1/19/2024 3:00:22 PM (No. 1640016)
He lost much of his audience; he's low class and profoundly unfunny. He even has to joke about Melania's mother's funeral.He is so affected by TDS that he couldn't even keep his comments to himself. He must be very careful when he wishes for President Trump to die; does the name Kathy Griffin come to mind? The Trump Curse still lives. Jimmy will become a small footnote in the annals of comedic history --- that is if he's even remembered.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: danu 1/19/2024 3:47:23 PM (No. 1640047)
it must be a misery for the poor dear to live with such abyssmal hate and self-loathing.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: OhioNick 1/19/2024 3:50:11 PM (No. 1640050)
There are many funny comedians in this country and Jimmy Kimmel is not one of them. I have often wondered how he got his own show on network television. Does anyone know?
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Reply 12 - Posted by: DVC 1/19/2024 4:58:00 PM (No. 1640107)
How about we all dream of Kimmel dying?
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Reply 13 - Posted by: BeatleJeff 1/19/2024 6:46:51 PM (No. 1640181)
If the Supreme Court rules in favor of Trump’s presidential immunity argument, it might actually kill Jimmy Kimmel, and no one would cry if it did.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: Italiano 1/19/2024 7:10:07 PM (No. 1640192)
Works both ways, Jimmy. If SHTF, you'd be easy.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: anniebc 1/19/2024 7:41:48 PM (No. 1640205)
No one is promised tomorrow. I can't understand people who do this when they could die right after they wish death on someone else. We are but a breath, man.
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Reply 16 - Posted by: RayLRiv 1/20/2024 11:13:01 AM (No. 1640595)
How many nightly viewers nationally does he have? I looked it up. According to a Variety article from last year Kimmel gets between 1.68 - 1.91 million nightly viewers (measured in live+same day numbers.) Plus those simps stupid enough to want free tickets for his in-studio audience. Reportedly he earns $15 million a year and is worth $50 million. He's irrelevant to most of America and desperate enough for ratings to say anything.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: RayLRiv 1/20/2024 11:15:09 AM (No. 1640598)
In comparison Johnny Carson pulled in 15 million viewers every night
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