Biden mixes up Taylor Swift and Britney
Spears as he pardons turkeys Liberty and
Bell: President jokes about being '60'
on his 81st birthday - then confuses pop
stars performing in Brazil
Daily Mail (UK),
by
Nick Allen
Original Article
Posted By: Imright,
11/20/2023 1:52:27 PM
Joe Biden mixed up Taylor Swift and Britney Spears as he went off script while pardoning two turkeys at the White House.
The president, who is celebrating his 81st birthday today, also joked about his age, saying he was really only turning 60.
He undertook the traditional presidential duty of pardoning turkeys for Thanksgiving, this year sparing a pair named Liberty and Bell.Biden said the birds had overcome a lot of competition to be with him on the White House lawn.
He went on: 'You could say even harder than getting a ticket to the Renaissance tour...or, or, or...Britney's tour...she's down in...it's kid of warm in Brazil right now.'
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Reply 1 - Posted by:
Northcross 11/20/2023 2:00:05 PM (No. 1602157)
I also do not know the difference between Taylor Swift and Britney Spears, and could not pick either of them out of a lineup.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
thefield 11/20/2023 2:40:23 PM (No. 1602171)
#1 you forgot the turkey.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
bpl40 11/20/2023 3:38:08 PM (No. 1602195)
Joe pervert prefers little girls!
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
chumley 11/20/2023 3:39:07 PM (No. 1602196)
Its easy to tell the difference. Taylor Swift hides her feminine goodies. Britney Spears shows hers to anyone who will look.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
Ravineaux 11/20/2023 4:22:41 PM (No. 1602213)
Taylor has the body of a 12-year-old boy. No goodies to look at even if they were flaunted.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
3XALADY 11/20/2023 5:25:56 PM (No. 1602228)
The moron needs to get out of the public eye. We are sick of him. Hey, Joey. The basement is calling.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
DVC 11/20/2023 5:45:18 PM (No. 1602237)
I don't blame him for this. Two airhead female singers with a collective 100 IQ? Can't be bothered to know anything about either one.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
dbdiva 11/20/2023 5:49:51 PM (No. 1602243)
Did Joe just lose another voter base? The Swifties (or whatever they call themselves) might not forgive this faux pas from a faux prez.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Corndoggies 11/20/2023 6:19:51 PM (No. 1602248)
Swift has said she’ll leave the country if Trump is elected. Doubt this will have any impact on her TDS but one can hope. Her boyfriend does ads for the jab so he’s no better.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
Hazymac 11/20/2023 6:59:31 PM (No. 1602262)
Today the Resident said, "By the way, it's my birthday today...I just want you to know it's difficult turning 60." He wants us to think that he's not only a sexagenarian, but a young one. As always, he lies. I hope his butt is well attached 'cos it might fall off.
But if one is a walking bloom of of octogenarian flatulence, one has to act young. The Jogger, trying to prove he's vital and not bisexual, felt up the buxom Eva Longoria on the White House lawn. She, a good leftist, didn't react by doing a Three Stooges Moe Howard double eye poke* on those startled opossum eyes. But she should have. Did Slow Joe offer her, Slick Willy style, an El Presidente behind closed doors?
*The sound effect for Moe's eye poke was two strings plucked pizzicato on a violin.
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
Schnapps 11/20/2023 7:26:19 PM (No. 1602264)
I'll cut him some slack for not confusing them with Michael Jackson.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Venturer 11/20/2023 8:14:15 PM (No. 1602296)
If I were President I would eat those two turkeys.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
zoidberg 11/21/2023 10:13:51 AM (No. 1602535)
Oops, he did it again. It's okay, Joe. Just shake it off.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
MickTurn 11/21/2023 11:55:44 AM (No. 1602600)
Joey has a hard time talking, it's obvious HIS addled brain is no where in the mix!
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