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‘Airplane!’ creator slams joy-killing
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Posted By: ladydawgfan, 10/16/2021 7:02:36 PM

Last year marked the 40th anniversary of the release of “Airplane!,” the comedy I wrote and directed with my brother Jerry and our friend Jim Abrahams. Just before the world shut down, Paramount held a screening at the Egyptian Theatre in Hollywood, followed by a Q&A in which an audience member asked a question we never used to receive: “Could you make ‘Airplane!’ today?” My response: “Of course, we could. Just without the jokes.” Although people tell me that they love “Airplane!” and it seems to be included on just about every Top Five movie-comedy list, there was talk at Paramount of withholding the rerelease

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Long, but well worth the read. My mom quoted "Airplane!," one of her absolute favorite movies, til the day she died. I still quote it occasionally (especially living as close to the Mayo Clinic as I do). Some comedians aren't my cup of tea, but I would never seek to silence them.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Highlander 10/16/2021 7:37:47 PM (No. 948020)
Many comedians, the funny ones, quit doing the college circuit long ago because the kids lacked the sophistication to appreciate the punchlines. Nowadays, it’s just “I’m offended!” “You need to quit being funny!”
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Reply 2 - Posted by: GO3 10/16/2021 7:52:58 PM (No. 948036)
Excellent article. BTW, Airplane is actually a satire based on the movie Zero Hour! with Dana Andrews. If the 9-percenters saw that movie they would laugh at its corny plot and acting, when in fact it was a serious movie. The 9-percenters have it all backwards as usual.
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Reply 3 - Posted by: Come And Take It 10/16/2021 7:54:32 PM (No. 948040)
Try making any of Mel Brooks' movies today. Or the Monty Python movies.
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Reply 4 - Posted by: scottj 10/16/2021 8:14:17 PM (No. 948064)
Even the liberals are sick of the liberals.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: Pault135 10/16/2021 8:19:35 PM (No. 948070)
Can you imagine anyone making “Animal House,” “True Lies,” “Casablanca,” or any of 50 or so other movies today. Not likely.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: GreatGreyhounds 10/16/2021 8:38:16 PM (No. 948093)
Just imagine Blazing Saddles! There is no way in Bizarro World it will ever be rereleased…
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Reply 7 - Posted by: JHHolliday 10/16/2021 9:38:36 PM (No. 948126)
It's the left that has lost its sense of humor. They must never sleep and spend all their waking hours looking for something to be offended and get outraged about. We on the right can still laugh at ourselves. I am a Southerner from the Appalachians and still laugh at the Snuffy Smith comic portraying us as lazy, chicken-stealing, moonshine-drinking rubes. Snuffy can be funny and so is Capp's 'Lil Abner. Try selling a cartoon based in the ghetto with blacks behaving like that. You would get a visit from Biden's stormtroopers.
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Reply 8 - Posted by: bad-hair 10/16/2021 9:59:09 PM (No. 948140)
Just overloaded with funny stuff. Two of the characters having a dialogue in an airport hallway. On the wall behind them is a poster for Air Pakistan with a picture of a flaming wreck. Roger Over.
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Reply 9 - Posted by: bad-hair 10/16/2021 10:05:59 PM (No. 948144)
And of course ' Excuse me Stewardess, I speak Jive'
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Reply 10 - Posted by: downnout 10/16/2021 10:19:53 PM (No. 948155)
I want to give this essay one thousand thumbs up! What a sad state of affairs we are in when we can’t laugh at ourselves. And what lunatic would put any label (other than Outrageously Funny) on Blazing Saddles? It is Mel Brooks at his finest.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: snakeoil 10/16/2021 10:44:04 PM (No. 948169)
Movie data bases often list warnings to viewers. One of my favorites on older movies is "Period Smoking." So, blood, gore, sexual deviation, etc. are ok but if someone lights up with tobacco heaven forbid. Nowadays groups are always trying to ban something. My favorite Jack Nickelson line is from Chinatown when he says "where'd you get the midget." Midget is now baned. You're suppose to say little people. But Quid Pro Joe is a mental midget no matter what anyone says.
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Reply 12 - Posted by: Safari Man 10/16/2021 11:17:37 PM (No. 948194)
We’ve lost a lot of freedoms. And gained nothing in exchange. A lot of this political correctness got started when i was in high school in the 1970s, but it wasn’t quite so oppressive until 10-20 years later. Anyone remember this… https://youtu.be/4IORaF6fi_Y
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Reply 13 - Posted by: hoosierblue 10/17/2021 6:36:37 AM (No. 948346)
It's too much like what is happening today. People may mistake it for a documentary of our society.
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Reply 14 - Posted by: Goose 10/17/2021 9:24:47 AM (No. 948486)
"Airplane" without the jokes has already been made. As #2 mentioned, Airplane was based on Zero Hour, shot virtually scene for scene. Zero Hour shows up every now and then on the old movie channels.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: Muguy 10/17/2021 9:52:26 AM (No. 948526)
Right on, #4! As President Trump recently said: "Everything 'woke' turns to Sh**!" The re-makes just seem to fall flat-- the ORIGINALS are so much better than the copies-- Neil Simon's "The Out of Towners" and the Alan Arkin-Peter Falk "The In-Laws" come to mind-- I remember how zany and irreverant SNL was with the original cast. With very few exceptions, the show has lost its humor. As was mentioned by #1, the lack of intellect and intelligence today means that sarcasm, wit, and pun rarely breaks through the woke-minded (or as Obi-Wan Kenobi nailed it, the "weak minded").
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Reply 16 - Posted by: Gazela 10/17/2021 12:26:27 PM (No. 948742)
Today, even people who view themselves as tolerant hipsters have no sense of irony, never mind a sense of humor. I watched one of those “black people reacting to seeing x or y for the first time” videos on YouTube. The guy was watching Blazing Saddles, and at the point where the old lady in the street tells Cleavon Little, “Up yours, n______!” all he could say was that if an old lady said that to _him_, he’d lay her out. The preposterousness of the situation—and the resulting irony and humor—totally escaped him. People lambaste certain fundamentalist Christians for taking the Bible literally in all respects, but that’s exactly what the “woke” do with “classic” humor and comedy.
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Reply 17 - Posted by: MDConservative 10/17/2021 1:13:21 PM (No. 948818)
If someone wants to experience comedy under the Taliban, tune into the "Tonight Show" or any other late night "propa-tainment".
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Reply 18 - Posted by: rocket-j-squirrel 10/17/2021 2:51:05 PM (No. 948922)
I was a major fan of Firesign Theater. Their take offs of 1930s detective adventures of Nick Danger were hilarious. The Giant Rat of Sumatra album wasn't as good as Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers. Nowdays, my grandkids wouldn't get the jokes and satire...but we're all Bozos on this bus.. Antelope Freeway 1 mile
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Reply 19 - Posted by: privateer 10/17/2021 6:50:08 PM (No. 949133)
C. Tea Madam? ND: Far out, Catherwood! Just roll a couple of bombers and lay them on the side table. C: You can sit here in the waiting room; or you can wait here in the sitting room. ND: I turned the corner, and walked into a large, sandstone building...Ouch, my nose! Hilarious group, unforgettable album. QED
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Reply 20 - Posted by: rocket-j-squirrel 10/17/2021 7:06:51 PM (No. 949148)
#19, you missed the huge obsidian door knocker! Even Danger would not hesitate to grab it and shake!
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