Unsolicited Advice: Put Your Damn Shopping
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Red State,
by
Kira Davis
Original Article
Posted By: ladydawgfan,
8/1/2021 4:34:43 AM
Welcome to Unsolicited Advice, the weekly column in which I give salient advice to people who haven’t asked for it and don’t even know who I am.
This week I’m aiming my unsolicited words at those of you who were born in barns and then raised by wild wolves in the far, uninhabited reaches of the Appalachians before you were reintroduced to civilized society. You know who you are.
You’re the people who refuse to take your shopping carts back to the cart corral.
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Digger 8/1/2021 4:45:50 AM (No. 863915)
One of my pleasant memories involves a healthy young man and his family in the Walmart parking lot. He unloaded his cart and moved it directly behind my car which was parked next to his. As he was getting in his car, I moved it directly behind his. He backed into it and got out of his car with a confused and angry look. I think they call it Karma.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Luke21 8/1/2021 5:04:22 AM (No. 863916)
I always jog mine back, but with slavery and extermination on our doorsteps, I find it hard to believe this is what "Karen" here has to write about.
20 people like this.
Reply 3 - Posted by:
Rand Al'Thor 8/1/2021 5:32:29 AM (No. 863926)
The author of this article has too much time and too few problems.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
joew9 8/1/2021 6:24:51 AM (No. 863946)
Why don't they put some of those corrals near the handicapped spaces.
It's a hike from the handicapped spaces to where you can put a cart.
I can't hike.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
msjena 8/1/2021 6:37:43 AM (No. 863954)
I do take my cart back to the corral but also wish they would put a corral closer to the spaces closer to the store. It is a long walk back a lot of the time and people usually park close so they don’t have to walk a long way. But agree—if you leave your cart,don’t leave it by the handicapped space!
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Rob_NC 8/1/2021 7:04:08 AM (No. 863964)
Hmmm...the authors rock hit a few..
26 people like this.
Reply 7 - Posted by:
franq 8/1/2021 7:17:24 AM (No. 863972)
While we're at it - don't go through the express lane (20 items maximum) with a half-full shopping cart. Yesterday at Wally World I was behind not one, but TWO customers committing this infraction.
15 people like this.
Reply 8 - Posted by:
ARKfamily 8/1/2021 7:20:32 AM (No. 863974)
Sorry #3 but don't agree with your comment. You can always tell the irresponsible and careless people when out and about. . .
18 people like this.
Reply 9 - Posted by:
anniebc 8/1/2021 7:21:29 AM (No. 863975)
If I have an injury that affects my ability to walk for a day or a few weeks, why can't I park in handicap parking? I'm just asking to make a point. Also, why are pickup parking spaces closest to the store? Like handicap parking, they are almost always empty. Nobody get angry, this is just my world I'm writing about.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
redraider 8/1/2021 7:35:19 AM (No. 863984)
Equally offensive?
The loving family member with grandma's handicap parking tag......who parks in the handicap spot.....with grandma nowhere to be found. Bet they don't return their cart.....either.
20 people like this.
Reply 11 - Posted by:
doctorfixit 8/1/2021 7:45:51 AM (No. 864000)
Res State? Red is communist, which I also assume is anything from "Red State" .
Put your fascism back in its corral, Red State.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
Periwinkel 8/1/2021 7:58:28 AM (No. 864010)
You must love #1's remedy. Karma doesn't happen often——but when it does, it's a wondrous sight to behold!
26 people like this.
Reply 13 - Posted by:
Rivetjoint 8/1/2021 8:27:32 AM (No. 864032)
I used to work at a golf course and we naturally set aside handicapped parking spaces, primarily for patrons of the dining room. There were many seniors at the club who had very close and friendly ties to their physicians and they managed to obtain the necessary credentials for a handicapped tag or license plates. The senior golfers would actually brag about it and would often be seen pulling into the handicapped spots, pulling their pull carts out of the the trunk and proceeding to walk eighteen holes of golf.
14 people like this.
Reply 14 - Posted by:
kidsmom 8/1/2021 8:28:34 AM (No. 864034)
As a native of my beloved Appalachia, I must take offense! We are exceptionally responsible (haven't you ever seen The Waltons)???? I never leave my cart and, in fact, carry other carts when I return mine. Pick on the blue state-er, entitlement types :). Also, as someone with a close family member confined to a wheelchair for 43 years, I get rabid about anyone other than mobility- or blind-impaired people in handicapped slots; nor should you park there if your passenger is impaired but YOU are the one going into the store. It's simple courtesy but more--it keeps someone from unloading, assembling, getting into and then rolling their wheelchair from a distant spot just to grocery shop. I helped my brother do it countless times--sometimes in the rain--because the handicapped slots were full. Many had no tag or had engines idling. Other than that, I agree with the article!!
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
sw penn 8/1/2021 8:35:38 AM (No. 864041)
In Free Appalachia when we notice you're done unloading,
we ask if you're done with the cart and take it along to the store.
You are usually amazed, delighted, or both.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
janjan 8/1/2021 8:44:38 AM (No. 864045)
Good grief it’s a simple thing to do. Unload your cart and put it back. Don’t be lazy. I’m a senior with a very bad back. No I do not have a handicap sticker nor have I asked for one.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
ROLFNader 8/1/2021 8:44:51 AM (No. 864046)
In our town, the POlice have called on old , retired guys to drive around ( 2 -4 per car) and check for violators. I believe they're volunteers but have been legally deputized to ticket offenders.
They seem to be having fun...
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
Maggie2u 8/1/2021 8:56:44 AM (No. 864059)
Poster #9, where the heck do you live that there are special parking spots for pick-up trucks?
6 people like this.
Reply 19 - Posted by:
kono 8/1/2021 9:37:06 AM (No. 864107)
Simple courtesy. Put your things away. Leave things the way you found 'em. Simple concept. Some people grow up thinking it's somebody else's job to walk behind them picking up after them for the rest of their lives.
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
NorthernDog 8/1/2021 9:56:16 AM (No. 864131)
When entering the store you can also take a cart from the corral or a stray one, and use it. That will be 1 less cart someone has to push up to the store.
8 people like this.
Reply 21 - Posted by:
MickTurn 8/1/2021 10:00:24 AM (No. 864137)
Get a life Moron!
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
bigfatslob 8/1/2021 10:05:13 AM (No. 864147)
There are ugly irresponsible people everywhere I hate everyone equally so as not to be bias. One plus side to the fake scare of the year long pandemic is I've learned to shun all persons except my doctor. I'm on cruse control in my life now and refuse to participate in group setting everyone is stupid everywhere. Many of the examples posted here are exactly true of human nature it can't be reasoned with or fixed so don't go mad writing about it like Red State did.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
SkeezerMcGee 8/1/2021 10:09:14 AM (No. 864155)
Failure to take shopping carts back to the cart corral is nothing compared to taking shopping carts off the premises and not return them.
Typically, shopping carts can cost anywhere from $90 to as much as $200 per cart.
For example, Florida Statute 506.513 reads:
"Illegal use of shopping carts and laundry carts.—It is a violation of ss. 506.501-506.519:
(1) To remove any shopping cart or laundry cart from the premises or parking area of a retail establishment with intent to deprive temporarily or permanently the owner of such cart, or the retailer, of possession of the cart.
(2) To remove a shopping cart or laundry cart, without written authorization, from its owner or from the premises or parking area of any retail establishment.
(3) To remove, obliterate, or alter any serial number or sign affixed to a shopping cart or laundry cart."
Many local governments refuse to enforce this Statute and assert that this Statute bars local governments from enacting any similar shopping cart ordinance. Therefore shopping carts are removed from the premises and many are thrown into lakes. Every few years local government employees remove two or three 5-ton truckloads of carts from lakes.
Some food stores have installed expensive underground electric fences that freeze the cart's wheels when they go outside the fence.
10 people like this.
Reply 24 - Posted by:
Laotzu 8/1/2021 10:14:21 AM (No. 864163)
Another data point of the national Ferguson affect. Does anybody deny there is an uptick in this behavior in their town? People spent a year and a half watching all forms of illegal behavior. Anything less than violent crime against another citizen is now ignored by most police departments. Americans got the message. The Democrats achieved the total destruction of the American social fabric. 1-0 Democrats.
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
chumley 8/1/2021 10:26:04 AM (No. 864176)
I am from one of those uninhabited regions of the Appalachians and we do put the carts back. Some even take them back to the store. So take your whiny Karen article and stuff it. If thats your worst problem you have no problems.
7 people like this.
Reply 26 - Posted by:
MDConservative 8/1/2021 11:51:11 AM (No. 864292)
#18 - My reading is that #9 refers to spots reserved for customers to pick up their online orders, not pickup trucks.
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
jgboswellmd 8/1/2021 12:12:20 PM (No. 864314)
No.
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Reply 28 - Posted by:
lynngirl122 8/1/2021 2:47:12 PM (No. 864487)
What about the iced coffees discarded on random shelves how LAZY can you get
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I use a handicapped spot. Personally, I don't like the people who roll carts into any empty spot. Then it's hard to back out with a van. Mothers with kids are busy texting and never stop for vehicles backing out-of any spot.
Some of the ignorant lot actually work at the super market. The guys who work at Wally World block handicapped places with carts and block the driveways with multiple carts. Too bad if you have to wait.
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More rules to follow? Good grief!
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I have a lower back injury which allows me to park in the handicapped spots. The cross hatches, which allow access for specialized wheelchair vans, are constantly filled with discarded carts, rendering them useless. Put your danged carts back, people!!