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Posted By: earlybird, 3/9/2021 2:40:45 PM

Get ready, black America! You’re about to get forty acres from a fool. President Biden has announced the formation of a commission to study the feasibility of giving reparations to every black American as a way to make up for that slavery thing that The New York Times tells us America couldn’t have existed without. But even as Biden christened the exploratory committee, one of his own senior advisers declared that black America ain’t gonna wait on no “committee” or “study.”“(Snip)We’re going to start acting now,” White House senior adviser Cedric Richmond told Axios last week. Are you sitting down? Richmond is…black! Ha! What a twist! Didn’t see that coming, huh?

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This is in the featured column “The Week That Perished” and you’ll have to scroll down. (The whole column is worth a read as it is marvelous satire and incredibly funny. Or so I think.)

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Reply 1 - Posted by: itsonlyme 3/9/2021 2:57:10 PM (No. 719208)
Cedric Richmond - "We don't want to wait on a study that we even support" Let me guess.
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Reply 2 - Posted by: SilkCity 3/9/2021 3:01:14 PM (No. 719210)
I believe that column is largely written by Jim Goad from TakiMag; it's in his style, and as is also his style hilarious. He and Crowder's podcast are both side-splitting at times!
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Reply 3 - Posted by: marbles 3/9/2021 3:05:50 PM (No. 719212)
Always worth your time to read....." The Week That Perished "
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Reply 4 - Posted by: Sully 3/9/2021 3:07:55 PM (No. 719215)
African Americans already have their reward. They are citizens of this great country. However we got here, we have the greatest country that ever existed. They already share in it. Already part owners.
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Reply 5 - Posted by: czechlist 3/9/2021 3:34:42 PM (No. 719234)
I reckon I am becoming raciss as this is a hilarious read.I particularly enjoyed the paraphrasing of wc field's kumquat (nifong) routine.
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Reply 6 - Posted by: hughglass 3/9/2021 3:41:14 PM (No. 719242)
I like the idea of giving every mule forty acres and a black
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Reply 7 - Posted by: earlybird 3/9/2021 3:53:05 PM (No. 719247)
It was hard to pick out one to post. Hoping you’ll read all of them. My husband wondered why I was sitting, laughing as I read...
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Reply 8 - Posted by: AntiStatist 3/9/2021 3:59:06 PM (No. 719251)
How about they be provided the opportunity to sell their citizenship individually with the proviso that the seller must leave the country immediately, never to return?
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Reply 9 - Posted by: RuckusTom 3/9/2021 3:59:43 PM (No. 719252)
Just print it up and add it to the national debt. Of course, we'll have $100 hamburgers and $50 gallons of gasoline. But hey.
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Reply 10 - Posted by: udanja99 3/9/2021 4:33:45 PM (No. 719278)
Mine too, #7. I rarely laugh out loud when reading but this was just hilarious. I gave my iPad to my husband and he howled while reading it.
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Reply 11 - Posted by: czechlist 3/9/2021 6:11:52 PM (No. 719324)
Sorry for another post but I just realized WC Field's routine was Carl LaFong - Capital L....and if I did know Carl LaFong I wouldn't admit it!
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Reply 12 - Posted by: Italiano 3/9/2021 8:46:25 PM (No. 719455)
That's exactly where you can stick your reparations. Besides, the Obama Family Travel & Entertainment Budget used up the entire Reparations Budget, and then some. Pay up, suckas.
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Reply 13 - Posted by: mindsport 3/9/2021 9:16:02 PM (No. 719464)
Who is going to head the class action lawsuit for us excluded white Americans whose ancestors came here as slaves from Europe?
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Reply 14 - Posted by: ColonialAmerican1623 3/10/2021 1:09:51 AM (No. 719557)
If you find a living slave or slave owner, let US know.
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Reply 15 - Posted by: MickTurn 3/10/2021 10:19:09 AM (No. 719901)
Pervy Joe, while you're at it, YOU OWE reparations for every person Drafted into the Military...fed and housed but forced to fight in the military, put in jail if we didn't comply, literally beaten in training...I see no difference to Black Slavery!
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