Nancy Pelosi's Exorcism
PJ Media,
by
Victoria Taft
Original Article
Posted By: Hazymac,
1/25/2023 7:10:47 AM
Nancy Pelosi has at long last experienced a spasm of guilt over her tenure as the Best Catholic in America, America’s Mother, or whatever else she calls herself to get through the day. But it turns out she has humbled herself enough to ask for help to make things right. Sort of.
Over the weekend we learned that the former House speaker, keeper of freezers full of expensive pints of ice cream and an ardent lover of killing babies, has now suffered so much guilt over her husband’s attack at the hands of a tidy whities-wearing weirdo that she called in the services of priests to chase out
Reply 1 - Posted by:
Bur Oak 1/25/2023 7:17:02 AM (No. 1386726)
As someone else said, "The exorcism didn't work. Nancy is still there."
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Jesuslover54 1/25/2023 7:18:36 AM (No. 1386727)
Acerbic can be delicious. Thank you, Victoria.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
Krause 1/25/2023 7:25:38 AM (No. 1386732)
Pelosi can call herself whatever she wants, but she’s not a Christian. And I doubt she has a soul.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
JrSample 1/25/2023 7:42:02 AM (No. 1386751)
With a 9 figure net worth, they don't have even a basic working home security system, so that a drug-addled hobo is able to break it undetected until he was in the bedroom. [That's assuming he wasn't invited in by Paul.]
I guess the priests are there to exorcise her neglect and stupidity. It is the same incompetence that was on display with her handling of the Jan 6 riot. Even after the Summer of George riots and a contentious election with large numbers of protestors from both sides known to be converging on the Capital, she neglected to increase security.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
seamusm 1/25/2023 7:44:13 AM (No. 1386753)
Yes, any priest can 'bless' a house. But only someone given permission by the local bishop can conduct an exorcism. Without that permission any exorcism is without canonical legality in Catholicism and I believe not just worthless but dangerous - like fiddling with a Ouija board it is literally asking the devil to 'come hither'. No orthodox Catholic priest would risk themselves to do such.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
skacmar 1/25/2023 7:45:10 AM (No. 1386755)
Pelosi"s demons are not in the house. It is Nancy herself and her political ideology that is possessed! If Nancy Pelosi is haunted by anything, it is probably the souls of the millions if babies aborted thanks to hers, and other Democrats, unending determination to have as many abortions as possible.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Marzipan4 1/25/2023 8:46:23 AM (No. 1386811)
This story is so stinky. As I’ve read her daughter reported the exoterischere to press, mother denies it and diocese says they have no record. Same in all the Pelosi fiascos. Event happens, news grabs it, reports a modifies cleansed version. I still want o know who was in the Paul Pelosi car wreck that landed in the hospital? Bimbeau or bimbette?
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As a takeoff of the Jaws saying, she's gonna need a bigger exorcism.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
DCGIRL 1/25/2023 9:38:23 AM (No. 1386855)
Nancy is a drunk, just like her husband. By noon her false teeth are falling out of her mouth. She will do anything to protect her family reputation. She does not want us to know that her husband likes and prefers boy toys more than her.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
NancyD 1/25/2023 9:45:16 AM (No. 1386865)
The Diocese has denied sending Priests to her home. I don't believe Pelosi, why should I?
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
Dodge Boy 1/25/2023 9:45:45 AM (No. 1386866)
Hopefully, she asked for a rain check.
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
What3rd 1/25/2023 10:07:25 AM (No. 1386894)
I wonder if McCarthy had to hold an exorcism in the Speakers office to kill all the evil spirits that engulfed that office while she was Speaker. At the very least, it needed to be fumigated and throughly cleansed.
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
Quigley 1/25/2023 10:16:07 AM (No. 1386896)
On a serious note, we have a person who was second in line for the presidency making these superstitious - crazy - statements. Evil spirits? That's practically savage. And the Dims claim "science" as their guiding light. It's like the East Coast Sophisticates backing that redneck rube bilbo clitton. Do these people have no self image? Are they blind to themselves?
Yes, of course they are. A trouser crease is the sign of their god.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Scribelus 1/25/2023 10:53:42 AM (No. 1386917)
I fervently wish that an exorcism would be performed on America. If successful, all the Democrats would disappear. We would have to suffer the residual stench, but that would dissipate with time.
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
Rather Read 1/25/2023 11:39:40 AM (No. 1386962)
You don't exorcise a place, you bless it. You do exorcise a person though. Nancy Pelosi worships power and money.
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
JimBob 1/25/2023 3:48:04 PM (No. 1387170)
Bur Oak (#1) nailed it.
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
DiegoDude 1/25/2023 6:16:36 PM (No. 1387260)
I'd drive a stake through this vampire.
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
kono 1/25/2023 8:21:43 PM (No. 1387318)
Apologies to #15; but you can have anything blessed and anything exorcised. Traditional blessing of Holy Water includes sprinkling a little exorcised salt into it. And note that the Archdiocese did not deny it, but neither did they acknowledge it. That's a standard privacy protocol. I can't confirm or deny it, either; but I seriously doubt any official rite was conducted there. At least not a valid Catholic one. Remember, though, there are lots of groups around there claiming to have priests that have nothing to do with the Church.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
kono 1/25/2023 8:23:40 PM (No. 1387321)
I wouldn't even consider exorcising her. She's probably got more demons than Legion did.
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