A Message From Lucianne  

S-CR-TEO

S-G1-LC






   
 
Home Page | Latest Posts | Links | Must Reads | Update Profile | RSS | Contribute | Register | Rules & FAQs
Privacy Policy | Search | Post | Contact | Logout | Forgot Password | Search Using Google


B-CR-TEO
Why Every Forward-Thinking Southerner
Should Write Her Own Obit

Southern Living Magazine, by Charlotte Hays

Original Article

Posted By:Drive, 3/20/2017 1:22:26 PM

When I was growing up in Greenville, Mississippi, departed members of the community rated either a news obituary or a simple death notice in the Delta Democrat Times. If fortunate, the deceased might receive a further sendoff in the form of a much-coveted mention in Brodie Crump´s "Old Stuff" column. Simple and tasteful. Everybody knew what to do. Death, like everything else, is so much more complicated today, including and especially the important matter of one´s obituary. The lengthy, paid obituary has replaced the courtesy obituary or very brief paid notice that small-town newspapers in the South, as I remember it,

Comments:
Posted with permission from staff

      


Post Reply  

Reply 1 - Posted by: annie xango, 3/20/2017 1:34:36 PM     (No. 11195791)

cute article..but, the only thing I know is this...I have already written mine..and it´s a doozy...and I told my son if it doesn´t get published, just that way..I am coming back to haunt him...!!!!

  Click Here if you Like this Comment

    27 persons like this.


Reply 2 - Posted by: mickturn, 3/20/2017 1:56:02 PM     (No. 11195807)

I was born, I grew up, I went to School, I got a job and I was screwed by the government, I died. That´s all there is to it!

  Click Here if you Like this Comment

    35 persons like this.


   

 

R-G6-LC
  
R-LU-C1


 
Reply 3 - Posted by: Alice, 3/20/2017 2:19:59 PM     (No. 11195829)

Thanks for posting this :-)

  Click Here if you Like this Comment

    17 persons like this.


Reply 4 - Posted by: columba, 3/20/2017 2:53:42 PM     (No. 11195852)

A very famous person wrote his obit: "Jesus Loves Me This i Know for the Bible Tells Me So."

Short, to the point and factual.

  Click Here if you Like this Comment

    24 persons like this.


Reply 5 - Posted by: JoElla Bee, 3/20/2017 4:11:48 PM     (No. 11195917)

Brief Southern obit: That´s all y´all. Heaven bound.

  Click Here if you Like this Comment

    17 persons like this.


Reply 6 - Posted by: jc96, 3/20/2017 4:26:28 PM     (No. 11195927)

thanx for noticing I´m dead. Bless your heart.


  Click Here if you Like this Comment

    17 persons like this.


Reply 7 - Posted by: Daylily, 3/20/2017 5:56:04 PM     (No. 11195995)

I got a chuckle out of the article, however -
I am a southerner who has requested a very brief mention in the paper. It should include: she was born, lived many years, leaves a beautiful wonderful family, she dies, and is a strong believer in eternal life.

  Click Here if you Like this Comment

    17 persons like this.


   

 

R-TA-Wide_2
  


 
Reply 8 - Posted by: Hazymac, 3/20/2017 8:34:10 PM     (No. 11196169)

I told you I was sick.

  Click Here if you Like this Comment

    12 persons like this.



Post Reply   Close thread 907282




Below, you will find ...

Most Recent Articles posted by "Drive"

and

Most Active Articles (last 48 hours)




Most Recent Articles posted by "Drive"



Roger Moore dead: ´James
Bond´ actor was 89
Fox News, by s    Original Article
Posted By: Drive- 5/23/2017 9:54:53     Post Reply
Roger Moore, best known for playing James Bond in seven of the 007 films, has died. He was 89. His children shared the news on his verified Twitter account Tuesday that Moore had died after a "short but brave battle with cancer." "With the heaviest of hearts, we must share the awful news that our father, Sir Roger Moore, passed away today. We are all devastated," the statement said. "We know our own love and admiration will be magnified many times over, across the world, by people who knew him for his films, his television shows and his passionate work for UNICEF which

Latest on investigation into
Manchester concert bombing
CBS NEWS, by Staff    Original Article
Posted By: Drive- 5/23/2017 9:20:24     Post Reply
LONDON -- CBS News confirmed Tuesday that the man who blew himself up the previous night at an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, England, was 23-year-old Salman Abedi, who was known to British authorities prior to the attack. In a generic statement posted online, the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) claimed responsibility for Abedi´s suicide bomb attack, which left 22 people dead, including children, at one of the entrances to the Manchester Arena. Officials said one man was arrested Tuesday in southern Manchester in connection with the attack, and urged people to avoid the center of the city as

Three Times Barack Obama
Attempted to Obstruct Justice
White House Dossier, by Keith Koffler    Original Article
Posted By: Drive- 5/17/2017 3:21:48     Post Reply
The difference between Democrats and Republicans is that Republicans actually do, despite the polarized political climate, hold some principles that transcend their partisan agenda. Which is why you see some concern emanating from the GOP about whether President Trump tried to obstruct the investigation into ties between his advisors and the Russians, and why you saw absolutely none out of any Democrats the times Barack Obama acted to obstruct justice. And of course, no outrage then from the mainstream media either. Obama sent strong signals to police and the judiciary about how he wanted certain cases resolved. While he was

   

 

B-G1-LC


 
New York Times Oversells
‘Comey’s Revenge’ Story
Breitbart, by Joel B. Pollak    Original Article
Posted By: Drive- 5/17/2017 7:09:04     Post Reply
The New York Times reported Tuesday evening that President Donald Trump had a private conversation with former FBI director James Comey in which the president allegedly expressed his “hope” that Comey would “let go” of the investigation into former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn. Flynn had reportedly resigned the day before. It turns out that Comey documented the conversation in a memorandum, “part of a paper trail” he reportedly created to release later to tell his side of the story in the event things went awry — which, as the world now knows, it did. (The White House has rejected Comey’s

White House on edge:
´We are kind of helpless´
Politico, by Josh Dawsey & Matthew Nussbaum    Original Article
Posted By: Drive- 5/17/2017 7:06:48     Post Reply
It was, in the words of one senior White House official, the worst day of Trump’s presidency. White House officials spent early Tuesday wondering who was leaking details of President Donald Trump’s classified conversations with Russian officials about intelligence shared by the Israelis, and moving to contain the fallout ahead of Trump’s planned trip to Jerusalem next week. They spent the evening facing a report that before he fired FBI director James Comey, Trump directly asked him to stop investigating the Trump campaign’s Russia ties—and worrying what else might yet be revealed.

Conway Rips ‘Insults and Insinuations’
from Morning Joe, Calls it
‘Privilege’ to Work With Trump
Washington Free Beacon, by Charles Fain Lehman    Original Article
Posted By: Drive- 5/16/2017 2:12:27     Post Reply
Counselor to the President Kellyanne Conway took to Twitter to fire back on the hosts of MSNBC´s Morning Joe for comments they made Monday that she secretly loathed working for President Trump. Contrary to their claims that his campaign manager disliked him, Mediaite reports, Conway insisted it is a "privilege" to work with Trump. Hosts Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough claimed on Monday that Conway hated advocating for her candidate. "This is a woman, by the way," Brzezinski said, "who came on our show during the campaign and would shill for Trump in extensive fashion. And then she would get

The Scoop on Taxes Confounds the
Times In the Age of Trump
New York Sun, by Ira Stoll    Original Article
Posted By: Drive- 5/16/2017 8:03:04     Post Reply
Binyamin Appelbaum is one of the more fair-minded and accurate reporters at the New York Times. For an example of his best work, one might look back to his reporting from Hazleton, Pa., in October of 2016. So it was particularly dismaying to read Mr. Appelbaum’s dispatch over the weekend in the Times, under the headline “Trump Tax Plan Will Not Bolster Growth, Economists Say.” The Times news columns have been openly campaigning against Trump’s tax cuts, from the moment they were rolled out. The paper’s day one front page headline was "Tax Overhaul Would Aid Wealthiest." Its day two

Clapper: US govt ´under assault´
by Trump after Comey firing
Associated Press, by Staff    Original Article
Posted By: Drive- 5/15/2017 8:06:10     Post Reply
WASHINGTON — American democracy is "under assault" on separate fronts from President Donald Trump and Russia, the former U.S. intelligence chief warned Sunday, expressing dismay over the abrupt firing of FBI director James Comey amid a probe into Moscow´s meddling in U.S. elections and possible ties with the Trump campaign. As Trump works to fast-track Comey´s successor, lawmakers from both parties urged him to steer clear of any politicians for the job and say he must "clean up the mess that he mostly created." "I think, in many ways, our institutions are under assault, both externally — and that´s the big news

   

 

  


 
No, I Am Not a Moron but
Half the Country is Deranged
Jewish World Review, by Alicia Colon    Original Article
Posted By: Drive- 5/15/2017 8:01:56     Post Reply
A dear friend called me just before the last election to vent her disgust at the choices we had for president. She wasn´t going to vote for Hillary and was leaning towards anybody but Trump. She called the Trump supporters, ´morons´ and when I told her I planned to vote for him, she quickly said, "I don´t want to talk about it anymore." That´s the typical response I always got when I tried to discuss the election. I don´t mind being called a moron because I know I´m not one nor are most of the voters who went for Trump.

ABC Cancels Conservative Tim Allen
Sitcom ‘Last Man Standing’
Despite Strong Ratings
Breitbart Hollywood, by Daniel Nussbaum    Original Article
Posted By: Drive- 5/12/2017 2:34:04     Post Reply
ABC has cancelled its Tim Allen-starring sitcom Last Man Standing after six seasons, the network confirmed Wednesday. ABC and production partner 20th Century Fox TV had reportedly usually negotiated over licensing fees for the comedy series before each season; this time, according to Deadline, there was no negotiation, and the network simply pulled the plug on the show. The sitcom starred Allen as Mike Baxter, a marketing director for a sporting goods store who happened to be politically conservative, and his relationship with his wife Vanessa and his three teenage daughters. The show was one of the few (if not the only)

France’s First Lady, a Confidante
and Coach, May Break the Mold
New York Times, by Susan Chira & Lilia Blaise    Original Article
Posted By: Drive- 5/12/2017 1:57:01     Post Reply
PARIS — If France’s president-elect has broken every rule in the political playbook, consider Brigitte Macron, the country’s next first lady. She met her future husband, Emmanuel, when he was 15 and she was his 39-year-old drama teacher, married with three children. She and his parents at first tried to discourage him from pursuing her, and she has said they did not have a “carnal” relationship when he was in high school, but he eventually won her over. By all accounts, she was present at every stage of his political evolution, coaching him on his speeches and public demeanor, and

Trump´s Comey firing sets
off new round of leaks
The Hill, by Jonathan Easley    Original Article
Posted By: Drive- 5/12/2017 12:58:03     Post Reply
President Trump is besieged by internal leaks as he tries to weather the fallout from his firing of FBI Director James Comey. Media reports about the run-up to Trump’s decision paint him as isolated and consumed by anger and paranoia, prompting questions from Trump allies about whose interests these government officials had in mind when they spoke to the press. The behind-the-scenes stories have often undermined the White House’s public reasoning for firing Comey, causing further political trouble for the administration and exacerbating growing divisions between Trump and his law enforcement agencies. And Trump’s abrupt firing of Comey appears to have stirred opposition



Most Active Articles (last 48 hours)



Chelsea Clinton: ´Climate Change´
Connects To ´Child Marriage´

45 replie(s)
Daily Wire, by Robert Kraychik    Original Article
Posted By: KarenJ1- 5/23/2017 1:52:53 PM     Post Reply
Climate change” and “child marriage” are “interconnected” issues, said Chelsea Clinton on Monday. Participating in a left-wing discussion panel framed as a meeting for “social justice,” she was introduced as an “activist, thought leader, and change agent.” Using "climate change" as a euphemism for the narrative of anthropogenic global warming, Clinton framed the burning of fossil fuels as exacerbating other perceived social and political issues (emphasis added): “[We] carry multiple concerns in both our head and our heart. Just listening to the concerns around education and climate change, women’s health, child marriage, access to technology, all of those are of

   

 



 
Living la bella vita! Michelle Obama bares her
shoulder in a flirty strappy top as she and Barack
are met by cheering crowds while visiting a local
cathedral during their vacation in Tuscany

38 replie(s)
Daily Mail [UK], by Hannah Parry & Clemence Michallon    Original Article
Posted By: KarenJ1- 5/22/2017 7:02:58 PM     Post Reply
Michelle Obama has been enjoying her Italian vacation in style—and got a welcome fit for a star as she and her husband visited the city of Siena, Tuscany today. The former First Lady looked especially glamorous as she stepped out in a flirty shoulder-baring top, paired with a high-waisted khaki-colored pants. Her husband, who previously went out for a scenic bike ride in the countryside, had ditched his sporty outfit for a polished shirt and pants. A massive crowd cheered after spotting the former presidential couple, with some fans yelling: ´President Obama!´ Scroll down for video The pair, who arrived in Italy Friday

Michelle Obama Belleza Rosa
36 replie(s)
TMZ, by Staff    Original Article
Posted By: earlybird- 5/22/2017 10:05:24 AM     Post Reply
While Barack was hitting the links in Tuscany, Michelle Obama was hitting the sights about 67 miles away ... and looking good in pink doing it. The former First Lady was strolling around in Montalcino, Italy this weekend -- and she appeared to be the talk of the small town. You can´t blame the locals ... she kinda stood out with the pink and white. Plus ... it´s Michelle Freakin´ Obama. She´ll always turn heads. Michelle snagged a second for herself during a food break, but then it was right back into the international spotlight. Togliti di mezzo!

McCain: Trump´s budget ´dead on arrival´
36 replie(s)
The Hill [Washington, DC], by Jordain Carney    Original Article
Posted By: KarenJ1- 5/23/2017 1:26:22 PM     Post Reply
Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) blasted President Trump´s budget on Tuesday, calling the overall proposal "dead on arrival." “President Trump’s $603 billion defense budget request is inadequate to the challenges we face, illegal under current law, and part of an overall budget proposal that is dead on arrival in Congress," McCain, a frequent critic of the president, said in a statement. The Trump administration on Tuesday unveiled a budget that would shift $54 billion from nondefense to defense spending for fiscal year 2018. That´s roughly $19 billion more than former President Barack Obama´s last plan. McCain added that Trump´s budget proposal

Fox News Staffers ‘Embarrassed’ by
Hannity’s Conspiracy Theory Crusade

32 replie(s)
Daily Beast, by Andrew Kirell & Asawin Suebsaeng    Original Article
Posted By: KarenJ1- 5/22/2017 7:32:20 PM     Post Reply
Fox News staffers are growing increasingly dismayed as network star Sean Hannity and others continue to promote the unfounded conspiracy theory that Seth Rich, a Democratic National Committee staffer was murdered last year for talking to WikiLeaks. The Daily Beast spoke to nearly a dozen reporters, pundits, and hosts inside Fox News who all conveyed the same sentiment: Hannity is “embarrassing” the network, and the promotion of the Rich conspiracy theory is senselessly cruel to a grieving family. “ARE WE STILL AIRING THAT SH*T?!” one Fox News political reporter, who says they are furious that the conservative cable-news giant is

‘Culture of Exploitation’: Monica
Lewinsky Rips Roger Ailes and
Cable News in NYT Op-Ed

32 replie(s)
Mediaite, by Joe DePaolo    Original Article
Posted By: KarenJ1- 5/22/2017 8:14:46 PM     Post Reply
Following the death of former Fox News Chairman Roger Ailes last week, tributes were offered in print and on air both from likely, and perhaps unlikely, sources. But in the opening paragraph of a New York Times op-ed out Monday, Monica Lewinsky said that she did not plan to have her piece serve as another Ailes obituary. “It is, I hope, instead an obituary for the culture he purveyed — a culture that affected me profoundly and personally,” Lewinsky wrote. Calling it a “culture of exploitation,” Lewinsky blasted the environment at Fox News and other cable news outlets — where

A Seth Rich Chronology, Part 1
26 replie(s)
Dianawest.net, by Diana West    Original Article
Posted By: earlybird- 5/22/2017 12:04:46 PM     Post Reply
UPDATED: June 14, 2016: The Washington Post reports "Russian government hackers penetrated the computer network of the Democratic National Committee." On what did the paper base this claim? The Post cites "committee officials and security experts who responded to the breach." These "security experts" are with CrowdStrike, a private cyber security firm hired and paid by the DNC. While reading the following chronology, it is important to bear in mind that the FBI has never examined the DNC computer network because the DNC prohibited the FBI from doing so. Also, that the FBI, under former Director Comey, not to mention President Obama and

Juan Williams Calls For More Govt
Leaks: ‘If You Have a Leak, Please
Call Me at Fox News’ (Video)

26 replie(s)
Gateway Pundit, by Cristina Laila    Original Article
Posted By: KarenJ1- 5/22/2017 4:22:00 PM     Post Reply
Fox News dolt, Juan Williams praised the people in government who are leaking to the media in order to damage the Trump administration. He also told the leakers to call him because leakers are ‘good for democracy’. (Snip) Juan Williams: “Just give me a moment here to say if you have a leak please call me at FOX News. I’m all for leakers. I think leakers are good to contribute to democracy. I don’t think trying to undermine government but I don’t think we condemned Obama for going harshly against people who were disclosing information acting as if they were

Seth Rich´s brother pleads with Hannity
to stop spreading conspiracy theory

26 replie(s)
CNN Money, by Oliver Darcy    Original Article
Posted By: KarenJ1- 5/23/2017 2:15:52 PM     Post Reply
The brother of slain Democratic National Committee staffer Seth Rich wrote a letter on Tuesday to the executive producer of Sean Hannity´s Fox News show pleading with him to find "decency and kindness" in his heart and stop spreading an unproven conspiracy theory about the unsolved murder. "Think about how you would feel losing a son or brother. And while dealing with this, you had baseless accusations of your lost family member being part of a vast conspiracy," Aaron Rich wrote in the letter to "Hannity" executive producer Porter Berry, a copy of which was provided to CNN. "As the family, we

Racist Professor Tells White Men
To Quit Or Be Demoted

26 replie(s)
The Daily wire, by Hank Berrien    Original Article
Posted By: Flipper3- 5/23/2017 8:15:04 PM     Post Reply
A University of Hawaii assistant math professor who holds a PhD degree in mathematics from Princeton University has a new racist equation she wants to promote: white + man + job = her order for white males to quit or be demoted. Piper Harron wrote on a blog for the American Mathematical Society (AMS), titling her piece, “Get Out The Way.” Harron began with her demand: Not to alarm you, but I probably want you to quit your job, or at least take a demotion. Statistically speaking, you are probably taking up room that should go to someone else.

CNN’s Jake Tapper wonders why Trump more
warmly received in Saudi Arabia when
Obama´s father was a Muslim

25 replie(s)
American Thinker, by Thomas Lifson    Original Article
Posted By: JoniTx- 5/22/2017 8:13:09 AM     Post Reply
Somebody, please explain to Jake Tapper about Arabs and the “strong horse.” Osama bin Laden explained it pretty economically years ago, but that’s a message that is difficult for liberals living in a fantasy world to grasp. After all, Barack Obama had a Muslim father, and he’s a “person of color” (one of the most annoying expressions in the English lexicon, casting Caucasians as colorless), so there must be some kumbayah, right? Jen Psaki, to whom Tapper asked his question, is in no position to explain, as she first tries to grab credit for the arms deal Trump just announced

Trump was "scared to death" of
James Comey, Comey´s father says

25 replie(s)
CBS News, by Rebecca Shabad    Original Article
Posted By: NorthernDog- 5/22/2017 6:46:51 PM     Post Reply
Former FBI Director James Comey´s father says his son was fired because President Trump was "scared to death of him," according to CNN. J. Brien Comey spoke to CNN by phone on Saturday about his son´s dismissal as the nation´s top law enforcement officer. "[Comey] didn´t give him 100 percent loyalty, and he demands that of people who work with him," he said, according to CNN. "[Comey] said he would give 100 percent honesty, but not loyalty." "Why he was fired, I think, is Trump changes every day," he added. "He had three reasons three days in a row." Comey´s

   

Post Reply   Close thread 907282



ST-GC


Home Page | Latest Posts | Links | Must Reads | Update Profile | RSS | Contribute | Register | Rules & FAQs
Privacy Policy | Search | Post | Contact | Logout | Forgot Password | Search Using Google



© 2015 Lucianne.com Media Inc.

FS