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Michelle Obama does
´Funny or Die´ video

USA Today, by David Jackson

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Posted By:JoniTx, 9/3/2014 12:53:06 PM

Now first lady Michelle Obama gets her turn on the comedy website "Funny or Die." Mrs. Obama makes a cameo in a faux movie trailer for a fake film called "Snackpocalypse," in which high school students become junk food zombies. "Don´t you hate when trailers give away the whole movie?" says Mrs. Obama, who has made healthy eating a major theme of her years as first lady. Mrs. Obama also says: "Can we just watch Frozen again?" Earlier this year, President Obama appeared on the "Funny or Die" talk show "Between Two Ferns," trading barbs with host Zach Galifianakis about

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: ida Lou Pino, 9/3/2014 12:56:17 PM     (No. 9992005)

Will this video also cause a jihadist uprising?

Only time - - and Hillary - - can tell.

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Reply 2 - Posted by: Mobyclik, 9/3/2014 12:58:44 PM     (No. 9992009)

So USA Today found this newsworthy? No wonder they give them away free at hotels and motels.

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Reply 3 - Posted by: Flipper3, 9/3/2014 1:01:26 PM     (No. 9992017)

Oh, God, she´s rearing her big ugly head again.

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Reply 4 - Posted by: zoidberg, 9/3/2014 1:06:25 PM     (No. 9992023)

Better call the Secret Service, because we know she´s not funny.

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Reply 5 - Posted by: bad-hair, 9/3/2014 1:08:25 PM     (No. 9992028)

LMAO

literally

LMAO


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Reply 6 - Posted by: Grady, 9/3/2014 1:12:31 PM     (No. 9992032)

"snackpocalypse"?

Should be named: "Obama the destroyer 2_The other one"

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Reply 7 - Posted by: zephyrgirl, 9/3/2014 1:14:04 PM     (No. 9992034)

Some people are not naturally witty and should never try to be funny. Mooch is one of them.

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Reply 8 - Posted by: varkdriver, 9/3/2014 1:17:06 PM     (No. 9992039)

#3, better than rearing her big ugly rear!

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Reply 9 - Posted by: KarenJ1, 9/3/2014 1:26:08 PM     (No. 9992052)

The world will not be able to see another pathetic display by Mooch because that video is now blocked because of copyright content. I guess she thought she was above all of that. It´s something I´m not sorry I missed. With all that is going on in the world you would think she should just keep her mouth shut. Maybe she´ll issue another pathetic, worthless hashtag concerning the murderous ISIS. s/o

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Reply 10 - Posted by: nimby, 9/3/2014 2:10:30 PM     (No. 9992116)

Why is she perpetually fixated on food?

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Reply 11 - Posted by: JoniTx, 9/3/2014 2:18:06 PM     (No. 9992122)

Just checked the video #9...still played; not blocked on my computer.

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Reply 12 - Posted by: Safari Man, 9/3/2014 2:53:38 PM     (No. 9992183)

Is that a promise? Who gets to say whether or not its funny? I´ll be happy to give it the thumbs down.


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Reply 13 - Posted by: reilly, 9/3/2014 3:31:56 PM     (No. 9992251)


Moochelle Antoinette, tell your golf fiend to get serious or we die. Not funny.


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Reply 14 - Posted by: mickturn, 9/3/2014 5:02:49 PM     (No. 9992382)

WOW, does she get to pick one or is this a game?

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Reply 15 - Posted by: afortiori, 9/3/2014 5:31:01 PM     (No. 9992424)

Okay, it wasn´t funny. What now?

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Reply 16 - Posted by: Coy860, 9/3/2014 5:36:52 PM     (No. 9992433)

Hey, 18 year old voters, a democrat first woman is making fun of you..she is dissin´ you.

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