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Fake screener probes passengers at SFO
San Franciso Chronicle, by Phil Matier

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Posted By:poster, 7/17/2014 7:55:49 AM

A man suspected of being drunk posed as a security screener at San Francisco International Airport long enough to direct a couple of women into a private booth for pat downs before real security staffers caught on to him, authorities said Wednesday. The 53-year-old San Francisco man was arrested on suspicion of public drunkenness after creating a stir at the A-side security checkpoint of the International Terminal about 12:30 p.m. Tuesday, said Sgt. Wesley Matsuura of the San Mateo County Sheriff’s Office. Authorities are investigating whether the man should be booked on other counts, such as false imprisonment.

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The lady got cheated from the official TSA groping that she paid for. She should demand a refund of her security fee.

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: Scottyboy, 7/17/2014 8:06:53 AM     (No. 9928375)

If you´re going to San Francisco
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you´re going to San Francisco
You´re gonna meet some gentle people there . . . .


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Reply 2 - Posted by: Garage Logician, 7/17/2014 8:58:14 AM     (No. 9928451)

Only pay attention to what the good hand is doing.

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Reply 3 - Posted by: Safari Man, 7/17/2014 9:13:13 AM     (No. 9928482)

Wait... the guy was from San Francisco and he *wasn´t* fondling young boys? That´s the story right there!


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Reply 4 - Posted by: mc squared, 7/17/2014 9:53:16 AM     (No. 9928550)

If the traveler smelled something fishy, would she have complained and risk being arrested?

TSA is going to need a pre-screening line to check the screeners. This is a nightmare of our own making


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Reply 5 - Posted by: secondtimelucky, 7/17/2014 10:02:20 AM     (No. 9928566)

faux screener may have been the last straight man left in San Francisco...

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Reply 6 - Posted by: Halfvast Conspirator, 7/17/2014 10:08:28 AM     (No. 9928581)

She went to the hobby store to get some felt, and the salesperson told her it was $10 a yard. She just laughed and said, "I can go to the airport and get felt for free!"

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Reply 7 - Posted by: BaseballFan, 7/17/2014 10:19:39 AM     (No. 9928595)

"...before real security staffers caught on to him."

And then he asked if he could collect back pay for the two years he´s been doing this.

/s off/

Disband TSA. Disband DHS.

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Reply 8 - Posted by: varkdriver, 7/17/2014 10:40:43 AM     (No. 9928628)

They ´caught on to him´? What was their first clue? That he was only screening the Salma Hayek look-alikes? "Excuse me, miss, I´ll need to inspect those two large objects you´re sporting to ensure they are not explosive..."

#3, spot on. The last straight dude in town.

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