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‘CIA Employee’ Jerry Seinfeld Exposes
Big Secrets on The Daily Show

Mediaite, by Josh Feldman

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Posted By:Drive, 7/17/2014 7:49:23 AM

Jon Stewart scored a BIG, exclusive interview on tonight’s Daily Show with a CIA whistleblower reading some complaints about the cafeteria food at the agency (and real ones at that). But keeping his identity secret turned out to be a bit of a problem… Stewart was first amazed that the CIA gets to do whatever it wants in secret while all we find out is that “they’re sending bitchy emails about their lunch.” He then spoke to this anonymous CIA whistleblower in silhouette who joked like he was some kind of professional comedian and said things like “What’s the deal with that?”

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: lakerman1, 7/17/2014 8:21:57 AM     (No. 9928400)

Wife and I were fans of Seinfeld, but not of Jerry, who was unfunny.
The genius of that show was excellent writing, especially when they took on forbidden subjects, like age, physical handicap, mental handicap, religion, and the like.
Kramer, George, Elaine, Newman, Banyon, were all geniuses for staying in character. Jerry could not do that.
The only really funny bit offered by jerry was when he was washing his hands in the bathroom at Poppy´s Restaurant, and poppy comes in, urinates, and doesn´t wash his hands afterwards. Jerry takes a double take, and nails the bit. And then refuses to eat the pizza that poppy makes for him.

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Reply 2 - Posted by: ROLFnader, 7/17/2014 8:39:16 AM     (No. 9928423)

It´s not like he shot a Triceratops or anything. Geeeez

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Reply 3 - Posted by: varkdriver, 7/17/2014 10:47:58 AM     (No. 9928635)

Clarification, #1: Poppy didn´t just urinate...

"I´m-a a-gonna a-make it a-special for a-you, Jerry..."

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