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U.S. Freezes Putin´s Netflix Account
The New Yorker, by Andy Borowitz

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Posted By:Mobyclik, 3/18/2014 2:31:27 PM

WASHINGTON—In what was described as a major ramping up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Netflix account, effective immediately. “Unless and until Mr. Putin calls off the annexation of Crimea, no more ‘House of Cards’ or ‘Orange Is the New Black’ for him,” Mr. Kerry said. “The United States will not stand by and reward the annexation of another sovereign nation with a policy of streaming as usual.” While all of the sanctions Mr. Kerry announced on Tuesday were Netflix-related, he warned Mr. Putin that

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Yes, it´s satire, but with these clowns, anything´s possible.

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: Keekng, 3/18/2014 2:34:07 PM     (No. 9773919)

Zippy sure knows how to garner attention! LOL

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Reply 2 - Posted by: marilu, 3/18/2014 2:37:52 PM     (No. 9773929)

I just can´t help laughing and Putin probably, as well.

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Reply 3 - Posted by: Periwinkel, 3/18/2014 2:43:04 PM     (No. 9773945)

That is so funny. Between Obama´s freezing Putin´s Netflix account and Kerry´s nuanced (to the point of non-existence) foreign policy, everything should be just fine. Not to worry.

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Reply 4 - Posted by: Pearson365, 3/18/2014 2:44:57 PM     (No. 9773946)

Note that the satire is only aimed at Kerry with no mention of the New Yorker´s idol, Gawdawful Obama. This magazine considers it blasphemy to criticize Obama.

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Reply 5 - Posted by: Philipsonh, 3/18/2014 2:48:41 PM     (No. 9773948)

When Obama turned around/froze Poland´s missile defense system, that was not satire, nor was it funny at all. Now Obama´s chickens are coming home to roost. President Putin could care less about anything that president Obama says or does, real or fantasy.

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Reply 6 - Posted by: terry_tr6, 3/18/2014 2:54:04 PM     (No. 9773964)

been done better here:
http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/obama-punishes-putin-secretly-enrolled-him-in-obamacare-t13608.html

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Reply 7 - Posted by: SheikYerBooty, 3/18/2014 2:54:12 PM     (No. 9773965)

Putin retaliated by freezing Obama´s subscription to Man´s Country Russian Style magazine.

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Reply 8 - Posted by: woodenleg, 3/18/2014 2:55:07 PM     (No. 9773967)

I wonder if Obama added a...NYEAH, NYEAH, NYEAH!

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Reply 9 - Posted by: losgatos, 3/18/2014 2:59:19 PM     (No. 9773975)

Who can tell the difference between satire and a serious news story anymore?

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Reply 10 - Posted by: Pros7767, 3/18/2014 2:59:37 PM     (No. 9773976)

So glad this was satire. Nothing they do would surprise me.

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Reply 11 - Posted by: mickturn, 3/18/2014 3:14:23 PM     (No. 9773997)

WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that ought to get him.....

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Reply 12 - Posted by: mickturn, 3/18/2014 3:36:49 PM     (No. 9774044)

Sounds like the next think Obie and his thugs will do is confiscate Putins donut reserve at Dunkin Donuts!

How did our government ever sink so low?

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Reply 13 - Posted by: msjena, 3/18/2014 3:38:09 PM     (No. 9774046)

It´s satire, but totally believable about a President who gave the Queen of England an i-Pod with his speeches on it.

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Reply 14 - Posted by: secondtimelucky, 3/18/2014 3:45:11 PM     (No. 9774052)

next thing you know, he won´t be able to use his Winn Dixie loyalty card...

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Reply 15 - Posted by: right-turn, 3/18/2014 4:00:33 PM     (No. 9774074)

Good Grief! Next he will hold his breath and stamp his feet.

Can you picture Ronald R. doing the O shuffle? I can´t.

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Reply 16 - Posted by: LadyHen, 3/18/2014 4:00:50 PM     (No. 9774076)

Now if Amazon suspends his Amazon Prime.. that might mean war. /rolleyes :p

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Reply 17 - Posted by: enuf8, 3/18/2014 4:20:54 PM     (No. 9774093)

The sanctions imposed to date are about the equivalent of this.
Reading articles of opinion that indicate obama and his cronies want to push Putin far enough so that he uses nuclear on the Ukraine giving a reason to go full force nuclear on Russia and keep his 200K force in the Crimea isolated from Russia. After the freeze of these actions, next onto Syria. Statements are obama is chomping at the bits to get a chance for revenge for being stopped for the Syria action.

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Reply 18 - Posted by: jeffkinnh, 3/18/2014 4:24:27 PM     (No. 9774097)

The best satire is just a whisker away from reality.

BO is a bad joke. (Actually always has been)

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Reply 19 - Posted by: Penney, 3/18/2014 4:29:22 PM     (No. 9774102)

But, but, but, ...who´s the bully now? s/

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Reply 20 - Posted by: Howard Adams, 3/18/2014 4:47:25 PM     (No. 9774117)

That will be hard for The Onion to top.

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Reply 21 - Posted by: Reason Shall Prevail, 3/18/2014 5:03:49 PM     (No. 9774129)

I realize this is satire but I have to admit it took me a few minutes. I wouldn´t put anything past this American Idol president.

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Reply 22 - Posted by: michellewsc2, 3/18/2014 5:34:36 PM     (No. 9774168)

Well, that should have most of Russia rolling on the floor laughing -- nyetflix

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Reply 23 - Posted by: nevernaught, 3/18/2014 6:17:50 PM     (No. 9774224)

I saw this on one of the comment columns today:

Putin= Chuck Norris
Obama= Richard Simmons



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Reply 24 - Posted by: Blue-Z-Anna, 3/18/2014 6:25:24 PM     (No. 9774237)

When the ´You Norker´ starts to spread it this thick onto a leading Democrat he really is toast.

One by one the leading publications are trying for another shot at redemption.



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Reply 25 - Posted by: hoosiergirl71, 3/18/2014 7:17:21 PM     (No. 9774317)

Putin is playing high stakes chess, Obama is playing amateur checkers.

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Reply 26 - Posted by: harper, 3/18/2014 10:24:27 PM     (No. 9774462)

Putin is playing high stakes chess, Obama is asking to play 52 pickup.

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Reply 27 - Posted by: BigGeorgeTX, 3/18/2014 10:58:16 PM     (No. 9774484)

Well, if this doesn´t stop Putin, nothing will.

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