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(Not) John Cleese on Threats
to Europe (Updated)

PowerLine, by John Hayward

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Posted By:markinalpine, 8/31/2013 9:48:57 AM

UPDATE: Turns out this is not from John Cleese, though it has an Aristotelian authenticity that causes me to leave it up anyway.(snip) The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from “Miffed” to “Peeved.” Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross.” The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to “A Bloody Nuisance.” The last time the British issued a “Bloody

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Susannah, 8/31/2013 10:09:02 AM     (No. 9499684)

I think I´ve seen this before in a slightly different form; nonetheless, it´s very funny. I wonder who actually wrote it?

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Reply 2 - Posted by: planetgeo, 8/31/2013 10:17:07 AM     (No. 9499704)

Just reminds me that every time I even think of Obama or hear his voice I have the urge to say something pithy. Yeth I do.

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Reply 3 - Posted by: Lawsy0, 8/31/2013 10:30:58 AM     (No. 9499737)

Side-splitting, even if not by the real John Cleese, so I just imagined him reading it.

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Reply 4 - Posted by: Cavallodifiero, 8/31/2013 10:34:37 AM     (No. 9499745)

Whoever wrote this needs to be appointed as "Speaker of the House!" He makes more sense than every politician that has held that position.

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