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Labour pains! Joke pregnancy
prank sends men running for
cover after baby pops out
and chases after them

Daily Mail [UK], by Jill Reilly

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Posted By:ScarletPimpernel, 7/26/2013 2:38:06 PM

Watching a woman give birth in the street is a situation which would make many of us panic. So spare a thought for these unfortunate bystanders who were caught up in a hilarious prank which saw a ´mother-to-be´ go into labour and give birth to a small person which then chased after them. In the hilarious footage posted on LiveLeak and filmed in Egypt, a heavily ´pregnant´ woman is seen grabbing her stomach as she staggers along a seafront promenade.

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Undoubtedly the most bizarre post of the day (or the week?), but it was just too hilarious to pass up. What´s even more astonishing is that it was filmed in Egypt.

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: STLstudent, 7/26/2013 2:49:59 PM     (No. 9444007)

I´m surprised the men didn´t scream something about "Allah" and then hack the woman to death.

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Reply 2 - Posted by: schnapps, 7/26/2013 2:50:53 PM     (No. 9444009)

Hilarious! Wish my kids had popped out pre-diapered and running.


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Reply 3 - Posted by: mitzi, 7/26/2013 2:51:36 PM     (No. 9444011)

Thanks ... I needed a giggle!

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Reply 4 - Posted by: mindyourbubble, 7/26/2013 3:57:11 PM     (No. 9444087)

For a great laugh for the day. Make this a MUST read.
We need some humor with the down shove we get from the Gubberment these days.

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Reply 5 - Posted by: Edgelady, 7/26/2013 4:00:42 PM     (No. 9444093)

Considering what the people in Egypt have been going through it´s nice to see they still have a sense of humor!

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