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Lehigh Valley IronPigs install
urinal video game system
for 2013 season

New York Daily News, by Carol Kuruvilla

Original Article

Posted By:varkdriver, 3/27/2013 12:17:57 PM

Urine for a good time at Coca-Cola Park´s male bathrooms this season. A brand-new “urinal game system” will let fans of Lehigh Valley’s IronPigs live-stream a video game right from the restroom. And it’s completely “p-controlled.” “These games are sure to make a huge splash," IronPigs General Manager Kurt Landes told MiLB.com. The system turns on when a user approaches the urinal. The right kind of angling can help multi-tasking gamers guide a snowmobile down virtual alpine roads littered with plump penguins. The 55-second game tests both “agility and knowledge.”

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As the great Dave Barry would say, I am NOT making this up. Urine control!

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: horacer, 3/27/2013 12:34:15 PM     (No. 9246560)

The right kind of angling? So you need to adjust the stream. What happens when you pee on the next guys leg to avoid a penguin.

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Reply 2 - Posted by: SouthSanAntonio, 3/27/2013 1:04:17 PM     (No. 9246634)

Anyone want to start a pool on how long it takes some rabied feminazi to file a lawsuit about how this discriminates against women since they are only putting these in the mens room unirnals???

I´m guessing it will happen some time today about right now...

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Reply 3 - Posted by: Country Boy, 3/27/2013 1:16:14 PM     (No. 9246661)

The problems we have, and this is what get the country exited? More lofo voters than anybody imagines.

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Reply 4 - Posted by: usltn, 3/27/2013 2:09:10 PM     (No. 9246739)

I wished I hadn´t clicked on that link.

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Reply 5 - Posted by: suziesuburbanite, 3/27/2013 3:09:47 PM     (No. 9246845)

Sounds like something men would like

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Reply 6 - Posted by: 4freedom, 3/27/2013 3:23:53 PM     (No. 9246863)

If someone gets hooked on the game they might try taking a dump in the urinal, could get messy.

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Reply 7 - Posted by: HKMK55, 3/27/2013 3:47:45 PM     (No. 9246888)

These will last only until adolescents decide it´s more fun to aim directly onto the video screens.

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Reply 8 - Posted by: Watlines, 3/27/2013 4:45:08 PM     (No. 9246976)

We´re watching the devolving of our American culture.

Where there is no moral compass, people end up in the gutter, or in this case the urinal.

Nice going!

P.S. Please don´t have kids.

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Lehigh Valley IronPigs install
urinal video game system
for 2013 season
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Posted By: varkdriver- 3/27/2013 12:17:57 PM     Post Reply
Urine for a good time at Coca-Cola Park´s male bathrooms this season. A brand-new “urinal game system” will let fans of Lehigh Valley’s IronPigs live-stream a video game right from the restroom. And it’s completely “p-controlled.” “These games are sure to make a huge splash," IronPigs General Manager Kurt Landes told MiLB.com. The system turns on when a user approaches the urinal. The right kind of angling can help multi-tasking gamers guide a snowmobile down virtual alpine roads littered with plump penguins. The 55-second game tests both “agility and knowledge.”



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