Gee, with the bar set this low, my navel fuzz is qualified to be POTUS, at least according to Harold Maas´ (whoever he is) standards.

What´s she going to run on? Enacting a Constitutional amendment mandating good food? A Bill of Exercise requiring all citizens to undertake a daily routine of sit-ups and knee-bends? In a normal universe, one would pass off this possibility as a flight of fancy but we aren´t living in a normal universe.

Right now, anything is possible. You only have to have a beating heart and suddenly you´re qualified for the top job in politics. Just say the right things in the right places and you could be President in no time....

Bush. Clinton. Mooch. Can we please get a whole new cast of characters who aren´t interrelated to run for office, and make the rest of these clowns go away and enjoy there taxpayer funded futures, and leave us alone?

The LoFos absolutely worship her. I don´t like this at all. Clearly, "President" is an entry level position for the Obamas and she loves living large on our dime.

That was satire right?
If not, then a nightmare.

You could call that "Ticket"
A ´Clash of the Titanetes´ .

FTA: "The girls and I are always rooting when he wears, like, a stripe. They’re like, ‘Dad! Oh, you look so handsome. Oh, stripes! You go!”

OMG !!! Can this woman speak at least one sentence without the word "like"???

If this continues (the presstitutes foisting this woman as a potential candidate for president) for another 3 1/2 years, I suspect that the lofos will definitely vote for her. Sad, indeed....

Aside from that, it looks to me that the photo is not of the mooch, but how the mooch would like to look - i.e.: beyonce. Just sayin´

All one needs to do is look at what people spend their time doing at leisure...What better reality show than Hill and Moose in the White House.

The Kardashians had better watch out!!!

I told you soooo. She is nevah leaving the wh.

She looks like she had liposuction on her lower face in the cover photo.

You would be right to say that this pair is NOT credible...

Barry has broken the mold. The Presidency requires no evidence of competency in anything other than lying to the ignorant masses in a confident manner. And when caught in a lie, to spew an even bigger one.

But hey, she´s a black, female, lawyer, anti-American, libnut, democrap, big city thug, press honey, Hollywood honey, of the elite class - and stupid.

Yep, she´d be great following the 0bambo currently in office.

Please tell me that there are plans to colonize the moon. Real soon.

# 9 - The photo has been vastly Photoshopped. Note the faux-slender waist as well as the facial features you pointed out.

Going by the limited standards of the Democrat Party, Michelle is extremely qualified to run for president. At least there is no doubt that she is a natural born citizen.

Just how did that George Washington fellow manage to become President? No Vogue, no Oscars...and so primitive that someone had to PAINT his picture!

I´m so glad that today we require substance and accomplishment in our leadership.

When is she going to do a photo shoot with the National Geographic? They do lots of covers with different people. No bones to remove, either.

The Obamas are poster children for affirmative action. They are totally made up people having never had to earn anything. No wonder Michelle had such an inferiority complex whille at Ivy League schools. She knew she did not earn entrance to Princeton and Harvard. Then she goes on to a $300,000/yr no show job. Read Dinesh D´Souza´s critique of her "senior honor´s thesis". As for BHO we still know nothing because the lap dog MSM will not do their jobs.

The picture has to be altered--she now has an over-bite instead of her under-bite.

She still looks like Sasquatch.

Starting to hate the LoFo voters. These people are revolting.

#12, she was a lawyer; she gave up her law license for some unknown reason that the MSM has absolutely no interest in finding out.

#12 conventional wisdom was insurance fraud...

I honestly don´t know which is worse,considering this woman as presidential material or fashionista.She sure as hell isn´t the least bit feminine.

The only person I can think of who manufactured sex appeal successfully was Marilyn Monroe.But even she had a natural base of appeal to work with.

Sarah Palin on the other hand can transform herself from fishing queen to goddess in a matter of an hour or so.

The idea that taxpayers have probably forked over millions to clean MO up is very appalling.Trying to convince people they´re the everyday type parents who even have an unruly,untrainable first dog, turns Norman Rockwell over in his grave.

Which one would be the presidential candidate? Neither one would want to be VP. Moochie has a perfect role model in Hillary. She has no qualifications either. 8 years managing bimbo eruptions in the WH and a stint as a senator which was handed to her and 4 years as SofS where she spent most of her time in countries we´ve never heard of to keep her away from Barry hardly makes her presidential. But that´s more than ole Barry had when he ran.

Forget this Evita/Imelda thing.

Hee-Haw is on the way back with the Mis-Fits...

The Big Mooche has had some serious cosmetic surgery over the years. Google pics of her "youth". Seems pre-occupied with looking white.

# 20, I think you are right

Sorry. She´s too much like those big-butted babes in overly tight pants you see in the super market. Trash.

But she has no governing experience like the current occupant --- oh wait

Zero plus zero is still equal to zero.

How special...she can be co-ruler of the world...Mars.

She still looks like a half-back. She has enormous hands and arms. What the heck has she done to her face?

Lies are all the dims have. Keep releasing those Potemkin Glamour Portraits, tall, dark and ugly! That way, when people see her waddling down the campaign trail their first reaction will be: OMG, she looks so fat and dumpy!