So will we be fined for not walking our dog? Good God! Make it stop! Out long national nightmare!

Will someone please tell the Queen Michelle that I hereby promise not to give our doggy a Big Gulp anymore?

No mention of cats? Serious discrimination! How could our first lady discriminate against cats?

Mooch may be the forgotten child of mayor
bloomberg.

OK - have a dog now for about 3-4 years, expert! Get slings of big bunns and football field width hips--become expert on diet. Have fat kid---expert on what should be served in the school lunches and which exercises to do. Now, we will hear we all need to have a radioactive site to grow our gardens because of the gigantic flourishing crop which can be produced. Then women will be required to dress as the queen of the Liar-in-Chief. Next thing will be the prayer rugs.

I have a hunch that Obie´s pal Sam Kass, their executive takeout chef from Chicago who has struck gold in the White House, is probably earning his exorbitant pay and perqs (golf with Obie, oh my!) by cranking out this rubbish for her to spew.

Yup, I hear bloomberg has already banned jerky treats and "large dog" milkbones.

From the muzzle of the Top Dog herself.
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Moo,Pleeeease keep your hands off my dogs. They get good food, lots of love and exercise, and they probably would not like you anyway. They might bite, they are friends with everyone, but there is a limit.

Give her a break. She is looking out for her own kind. Tough to resist that.

In a related story it was reported that the WH has hired a walker for Mooseshele at a salary of $100K, whose responsibility will be to make sure that Flotus gets three walks a day plus a romp in the park.

Need exercise Michelle? Go fetch!

Oh this woman needs to get a flippin´ grip. Although, this is how she speaks to her base because they are all brain dead.

Part of me can hardly blame her.

Lefties WANT to be treated like children. They probably welcome this verbal condesention and abuse.

if they are not well fed zippy will not eat them.

Thanks, #14! That was a great post.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!!

Poor Bo, doesn´t know what´s in store for him.

Maybe she should as her husband how they taste?

Gabula

Moochie, just for clarification, are we talking about ´real dogs´ or your friends?

Woof, she said.

I sure hope that the Secret Service agents assigned to walk and care for Bo are truly dog lovers.

Bo is the only person in the White House I really like. In fact, I feel sorry for him.

Never having had a household pet until now, Moochelle is suddenly an animal expert. What a farce. She should keep that mouth shut, perhaps get glasses, and examine herself in a three-way mirror. Pet owners can usually tell who likes and dislikes cats and dogs, but these people don´t fool me: they are not genuine animal lovers.

#9, my dog, who is very friendly and loves everyone, would not like her either!

Speaking of dogs........ I am grateful for one thing--I am NOT BO. It makes me shiver to think of living with Michelle. Hell on earth!

Please, oh please, make this stop. Big Moo makes getting a dog a campaign reward for her surly daughters who look like they care less. Next it was non allergic dog because one of her never smiling daughters has problems. Now she hauls poor Bo out like a prop whenever she thinks she benefits in a photo op. I´ve never seen a picture that shows Bo gives a rip but she´d have us believe she´s such an animal lover and expert we´re all supposed to be impressed by this latest claptrap? She knows nothing about real animal lovers and how much they care. It takes me longer to buy cat food than groceries.

Isn´t there someone who can put a muzzle on this dog?

When the daughters walk the dog(we know neither Michelle nor Barrack would), who picks up the poop? Are we paying someone to walk around behind the family picking it up? I thought we were in the middle of drastic budget cuts and everyone needed to do their fair share to save money. Let´s cut an aircraft carrier, but not the pooper scooper.

Kobe dog burger for Barry???? Takes lots of exercise to make ´em tender...... Our sucked,tucked, botoxed, implanted, stapled and bewigged horror in Big White needs a leash on that big overlord attitude of her´s...

Takes a pooch to know one.

License plate: BHO8K9

This hag loves to state an obvious fact as if she came up with it all on her own. Anyone doglover who genuinely cares about their animal knows how to take care of them.

And just how many times has Her Thighness actually fed Bo? Does she even know what´s being fed to him?

And, yes, what about cats? And gerbils? Is your gila monster getting enough fruit?

Does she ever shut up? Does she ever sleep? Are there several duplicates of this woman? She MUST be running for office.

#11 Who picks up her poopies?

This woman is overexposed, and needs to be locked in a padded closet for 3 years and 11 months.
I am sick of her intruding into my life.

I have a 9 yr old miniature poodle and a year old black lab. I do not need the First Wildebeast telling me how to take care of my dogs. Thank you and good day to you all.

Didn´t you know? Michelle is an expert on everything! Even if she never had any exposure to something, she is an expert! She is also psychic and can talk to the animals. What she doesn´t realize is that they won´t talk to her.