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Embarrassing Obama gaffe: Lets
slip he too watches Fox News

Investor´s Business Daily, by Andrew Malcolm

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Posted By:SurferLad, 3/4/2013 9:42:51 AM

Conan: Scientists have discovered the reason why women talk more than men. It’s because they think we’re listening. Fallon: Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West, but they’re not going to rush it. Also because Kim Kardashian is still married to someone else. Conan: Traces of horsemeat were found in Ikea’s Swedish meatballs. Wow, it almost makes you want to stop taking your family to dinner at a furniture store. Conan: Ben Affleck’s Oscar speech said his marriage “is work.” Made him the first man in history to NOT get laid after winning an Oscar.

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: afortiori, 3/4/2013 9:50:53 AM     (No. 9207259)

Thank you for posting the "best" late-night jokes so I don´t have to watch. It´s incomplete, however. No jokes from the best of a sorry lot, Craig Ferguson?

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Reply 2 - Posted by: dragon, 3/4/2013 10:56:35 AM     (No. 9207403)

Let´s see...watch Fox News girls or Michelle....

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Reply 3 - Posted by: jackie, 3/4/2013 11:06:06 AM     (No. 9207434)

Notice how the creepy, infantile, ignorant, imbecile Pres has his big feet on the arm of the chair in the picture?
Someone needs to box his ears.. but then his white trash skanky mother should have done that long ago..
He has no class but "low"

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Reply 4 - Posted by: enuf8, 3/4/2013 11:11:18 AM     (No. 9207452)

Yes, 3, noticed. Pathetic--no respect for what does not belong to him.

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Reply 5 - Posted by: mickturn, 3/4/2013 12:29:28 PM     (No. 9207706)

Every politician keeps an eye on the other side...nothing new here.

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Reply 6 - Posted by: ocjim, 3/4/2013 12:31:34 PM     (No. 9207708)

Those are the best? Now that is a joke. They´re all lame, especially Conan´s contrivances, with the possible exception of Fallon´s Affleck line. And where´s the Kimmel lines?

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Reply 7 - Posted by: ocjim, 3/4/2013 12:36:04 PM     (No. 9207724)

Sorry, Conan, that was your Affleck line. Nice save.

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Reply 8 - Posted by: dipi, 3/4/2013 12:44:37 PM     (No. 9207744)

"Embarrassing Obama gaffe: Lets slip he too watches Fox News"
Goes to show this clown wants to know what is going on since his MSM shills are spreading nothing but propaganda.

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Reply 9 - Posted by: JoniTx, 3/4/2013 12:48:10 PM     (No. 9207750)

Also noticed the foot on chair #3. Sickening.

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Reply 10 - Posted by: squiggle, 3/4/2013 1:50:44 PM     (No. 9207851)

Conan, I assure you, women do not think men are listening. They only hope another woman is around to overhear!

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