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Embarrassing Obama gaffe: Lets
slip he too watches Fox News
Investor´s Business Daily, by Andrew Malcolm
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Posted By:SurferLad, 3/4/2013 9:42:51 AM
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| Conan: Scientists have discovered the reason why women talk more than men. It’s because they think we’re listening. Fallon: Kim Kardashian wants to marry Kanye West, but they’re not going to rush it. Also because Kim Kardashian is still married to someone else. Conan: Traces of horsemeat were found in Ikea’s Swedish meatballs. Wow, it almost makes you want to stop taking your family to dinner at a furniture store. Conan: Ben Affleck’s Oscar speech said his marriage “is work.” Made him the first man in history to NOT get laid after winning an Oscar.
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Reply 1 - Posted by:
afortiori, 3/4/2013 9:50:53 AM (No. 9207259)
Thank you for posting the "best" late-night jokes so I don´t have to watch. It´s incomplete, however. No jokes from the best of a sorry lot, Craig Ferguson?
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
dragon, 3/4/2013 10:56:35 AM (No. 9207403)
Let´s see...watch Fox News girls or Michelle....
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
jackie, 3/4/2013 11:06:06 AM (No. 9207434)
Notice how the creepy, infantile, ignorant, imbecile Pres has his big feet on the arm of the chair in the picture?
Someone needs to box his ears.. but then his white trash skanky mother should have done that long ago..
He has no class but "low"
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
enuf8, 3/4/2013 11:11:18 AM (No. 9207452)
Yes, 3, noticed. Pathetic--no respect for what does not belong to him.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
mickturn, 3/4/2013 12:29:28 PM (No. 9207706)
Every politician keeps an eye on the other side...nothing new here.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
ocjim, 3/4/2013 12:31:34 PM (No. 9207708)
Those are the best? Now that is a joke. They´re all lame, especially Conan´s contrivances, with the possible exception of Fallon´s Affleck line. And where´s the Kimmel lines?
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
ocjim, 3/4/2013 12:36:04 PM (No. 9207724)
Sorry, Conan, that was your Affleck line. Nice save.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
dipi, 3/4/2013 12:44:37 PM (No. 9207744)
"Embarrassing Obama gaffe: Lets slip he too watches Fox News"
Goes to show this clown wants to know what is going on since his MSM shills are spreading nothing but propaganda.
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
JoniTx, 3/4/2013 12:48:10 PM (No. 9207750)
Also noticed the foot on chair #3. Sickening.
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
squiggle, 3/4/2013 1:50:44 PM (No. 9207851)
Conan, I assure you, women do not think men are listening. They only hope another woman is around to overhear!
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Posted By: SurferLad- 4/8/2013 9:47:28 AM
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Fallon: Really big sports weekend. Saturday is the Final Four. Then Sunday you´ve got WrestleMania. And Monday your girlfriend comes by to pick up her stuff. Fallon: Homeland Security Secy. Janet Napolitano doesn’t email, text or tweet. So if there’s a national emergency, don’t worry. She´ll know about it in three-to-five business days. Conan: In 2012, expenses of living ex-presidents cost U.S. taxpayers almost $4 million. The costs were mostly for Secret Service, pensions and Bill Clinton’s party bus.
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How do you feel walking
alone at night? A list of the
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Investor´s Business Daily, by Andrew Malcolm
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Posted By: SurferLad- 4/8/2013 9:23:29 AM
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It´s a good thing this column is available online, so that residents of Memphis, New Orleans and Riverside, California can learn how unsafe their city is without having to venture outside. Those are the bottom three metropolitan areas where residents said they felt least safe walking alone at night in their neighborhood. From the safety of their little work cubicles somewhere, the number gnomes over at the Gallup organization have been accumulating data on perceived human well-being as part of their polling calls on many subjects. From that data comes the 50 most and least safe cities.
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The best way to view
New York City
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Investor´s Business Daily, by Andrew Malcolm
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Posted By: SurferLad- 4/7/2013 9:27:45 AM
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From up here, 240 miles above Broadway, New York City can look like a pretty nice place. No traffic. No garbage. No smells. No crime. And no nanny Napoleons issuing edicts over spices, soft drinks and cups. This post-midnight photo was taken the other day by the crew of the International Space Station zipping overhead and around the world every 90 minutes at 17,000 miles an hour.
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GOP: Washington isn´t America;
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Investor´s Business Daily, by Andrew Malcolm
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Posted By: SurferLad- 4/6/2013 9:57:19 AM
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Hi I’m Kansas Governor Sam Brownback. A week ago nearly a third of the world’s population celebrated Easter, the resurrection of Jesus. New life. Well, we need new life in our nation and economy. Washington is broke. Big spending programs are running out of money and change is coming. The ideas on how to fix the federal government are now percolating in the states, 30 of which are led by Republican governors. You see, you don’t change America by changing Washington. With video.
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Back from fundraising, Obama says
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Investor´s Business Daily, by Andrew Malcolm
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Posted By: SurferLad- 4/6/2013 9:28:30 AM
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Hi, everybody. Our top priority as a nation, and my top priority as President, must be doing everything we can to reignite the engine of America’s growth: a rising, thriving middle class. That’s our North Star. That must drive every decision we make. Now, yesterday, we learned that our businesses created 95,000 new jobs last month. That’s about 500,000 new jobs this year, and nearly 6.5 million new jobs over the past three years. But we’ve got more work to do.
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Fearful of agitating North Korea,
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Investor´s Business Daily, by Andrew Malcolm
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Posted By: SurferLad- 4/5/2013 9:29:44 AM
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In a swift and strange reversal, Obama administration officials Thursday rushed to play down their own recent announcements of defensive U.S. military movements in response to threats and provocations from North Korea. The hereditary Communist dictatorship of the Kim family that took over the North after World War II has always been quirky, unpredictable and, well, mentally unbalanced by any modern governing standards. The country would be cinematically comical and worthy of a Peter Sellers role were the rogue regime not actively developing nuclear weapons and long-distance missiles to deliver or orbit them.
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Ted Cruz vows total repeal, no piecemeal
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Posted By: SurferLad- 4/4/2013 9:16:17 AM
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Republican Sen. Ted Cruz has called for the complete legislative repeal of ObamaCare and its replacement by comprehensive healthcare reforms that actually increase patient choice, decrease the role of government bureaucrats and disconnect health insurance from employment. "If you lose your job," Cruz said, "you don´t lose your house, life or car insurance. They go with you wherever you go." It should be the same for health insurance. In a wide-ranging exclusive interview with IBD´s weekly M&M podcast, the Texas freshman said, "Our first priority is repealing ObamaCare and repealing it in its entirety.”
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As ObamaCare crumbles, Obama returns
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Investor´s Business Daily, by Andrew Malcolm
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Posted By: SurferLad- 4/3/2013 9:34:43 AM
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Remember how since-demoted House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said we´d have to pass the massive ObamaCare health law to find out what´s in it? Well, now three years later that´s happening and a lot of people are not liking what they see. Remember how ObamaCare was going to save you money? Not going to happen. Premiums are going up, some by as much as 100%. And a new study by the nonpartisan Society of Actuaries finds that on average insurers will have to pay 32% more for claims under ObamaCare.
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On behalf of his Chicago boss, Jay
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Investor´s Business Daily, by Andrew Malcolm
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Posted By: SurferLad- 4/1/2013 10:06:15 AM
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On behalf of the President and the people of the United States, we congratulate Uhuru Kenyatta on his election as president of Kenya. We also congratulate the people of Kenya on the peaceful conduct of the election and commend Raila Odinga for accepting the Supreme Court´s decision. We urge all Kenyans to peacefully accept the results of the election. The electoral process and the peaceful adjudication of disputes in the Kenyan legal system are testaments to the progress Kenya has made.
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GOP: Why is Obama stalling
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Hello, I’m Congressman Lee Terry from the state of Nebraska’s Second District. Republicans in Congress are focused on creating jobs and improving the cost of living in America. We’ve held the line against tax increases and passed a balanced budget, and forced the Democratic-run Senate to approve its first budget in four years. (Scroll to bottom for full video of these remarks.) There’s something else we need to do, and that’s take on the high energy bills many families and small business are up against.
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Obama: To all Christians celebrating ´I
wish you a blessed and joyful Easter´
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Investor´s Business Daily, by Andrew Malcolm
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Posted By: SurferLad- 3/31/2013 10:30:43 AM
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Hi, everybody. For millions of Americans, this is a special and sacred time of year. This week, Jewish families gathered around the Seder table, commemorating the Exodus from Egypt and the triumph of faith over oppression. And this weekend, Michelle, Malia, Sasha and I will join Christians around the world to celebrate the Resurrection of Jesus Christ and the hopeful promise of Easter. [Snip] As Christians, my family and I remember the incredible sacrifice Jesus made for each and every one of us.
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How big is this Easter
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Investor´s Business Daily, by Andrew Malcolm
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Margaret Thatcher, the first female British Prime Minister who gained worldwide renown as the Iron Lady has died aged 87. Developing a formidable partnership with President Ronald Reagan during the 1980s, Mrs. Thatcher stood up to the ´Evil Empire´ of the Soviet Union, eventually witnessing its collapse. [Snip] Responding to her death, Buckingham Palace said, ´The Queen is sad to hear the news of the death of Baroness Thatcher and Her Majesty will be sending a private message of sympathy to the family, Buckingham Palace said today.´ British Prime Minster David Cameron said on hearing of her passing, ´It was
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Posted By: JoniTx- 4/7/2013 12:18:14 PM
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Sen. John McCain says he doesn´t understand the threats from some of his Republican colleagues to filibuster a bill on background checks to buy guns. "I don´t understand it," the Arizona Republican said on Sunday of the threat coming from Sen. Rand Paul,Sen. Ted Cruz, Sen. Mike Lee and nine other Republicans. "The purpose of the United States Senate is to debate and to vote and to let the people know where we stand.” "What are we afraid of? ... If this issue is as important as we all think it is, why not take ... it up and debate?"
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Michelle Obama has admitted that she is already tired of the bangs she first sported in January. The First Lady said in an interview with Entertainment Tonight: ´Bangs are a day-by-day proposition. They´re starting to grow out, get a little irritating.´ Still, she hasn´t let her hairdo woes get her down. ´It´s okay,´ she said after her initial complaint. ´We´ll be good.´ The first indication that her hairstyle was becoming a burden came about last weekend, when Malia, 14, was spotted adjusting her mother´s hair during the White House Easter Egg Roll.
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Kim Jong-un Wants Phone
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Korea Broadcast Service, by Staff
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Posted By: Desert Fox- 4/8/2013 6:56:50 AM
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North Korea’s young leader Kim Jong-un is waiting for United States President Barack Obama to make a phone call to Pyongyang to discuss easing tensions on the Korean peninsula, according to Russia’s news agency Itar-Tass. The report cited United Kingdom diplomats, saying Pyongyang was demanding the U.S. president personally call Kim Jong-un as one of the conditions to relieve the current conflict at hand. Itar-Tass also quoted the U.K.’s Sky News as saying North Korea currently has eight nuclear warheads.
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Christians, here´s why we´re
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Fox News, by Craig Groeschel
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Posted By: STLstudent- 4/7/2013 5:13:55 PM
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Recent research indicates that the number of people who do not consider themselves a part of an organized religion is steadily on the rise. Interestingly enough, though the number of those religiously unaffiliated is increasing, there is little to no trend in the number of those who express atheist or agnostic beliefs. People aren’t saying they don’t believe in God. They’re saying they don’t believe in religion. They are not rejecting Christ. They are rejecting the church. This begs the question, “Why are we losing our religion?”
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Broadcasters worry
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Los Angeles — Some people have had it with TV. They´ve had enough of the 100-plus channel universe. They don´t like timing their lives around network show schedules. They´re tired of $100-plus monthly bills. A growing number of them have stopped paying for cable and satellite TV service, and don´t even use an antenna to get free signals over the air. (Snip) Last month, the Nielsen Co. started labeling people in this group "Zero TV" households, because they fall outside the traditional definition of a TV home. There are 5 million of these residences in the U.S., up from
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´Mickey Mouse Club´ star
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Annette Funicello, the dark-haired darling of TV´s “The Mickey Mouse Club” in the 1950s who further cemented her status as a pop-culture icon in the ´60s by teaming with Frankie Avalon in a popular series of “beach” movies, died Monday. She was 70. Funicello, who was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis in 1987 and became a spokeswoman for treatment of the chronic, often-debilitating disease of the central nervous system, died at Mercy Southwest Hospital in Bakersfield, Walt Disney Co. spokesman Howard Green said. Funicello and her husband, Glen Holt, had moved from
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Special ops veterans’ group
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Benghazi attack
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Fox News, by Catherine Herridge
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More than 700 Special Operations veterans are urging members of Congress to back a select committee to investigate last year’s Benghazi terrorist attack, according to a letter first obtained by Fox News. The letter from the group, “Special Operations Speaks,” supports the appointment of a special committee tasked with the single mission of investigating the attack that left Ambassador Christopher Stevens and three other Americans dead, and shut down the CIA operation in an annex of the Benghazi consulate, in the Sept. 11, 2012 attack. “Congress must show some leadership and provide answers to the public
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Chelsea Clinton doesn´t close
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USA Today, by Catalina Camia
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Chelsea Clinton has raised her profile in the last few days, which sparked the inevitable question about the former first daughter´s future: Will she ever be like Mom and Dad and run for office? Clinton, 33, essentially said "maybe" in an interview that aired Monday on NBC´s Today show. "Right now I´m grateful to live in a city, a state and a country where I strongly support my mayor, my governor, my president and my senators and my representative," said Clinton, whose father, Bill, was president from 1993-2001 and her mother, Hillary
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The Secrets of Princeton
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New York Times, by Ross Douthat
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Posted By: Oblio- 4/7/2013 8:08:09 AM
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Susan Patton, the Princeton alumna who became famous for her letter urging Ivy League women to use their college years to find a mate, has been denounced as a traitor to feminism, to coeducation, to the university ideal. But really she’s something much more interesting: a traitor to her class. Her betrayal consists of being gauche enough to acknowledge publicly a truth that everyone who’s come up through Ivy League culture knows intuitively —
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Obama flying 11 relatives of Sandy Hook
victims to D.C. on Air Force One so
they can back gun control in person
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Associated Press, by Staff
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Posted By: BuckeyeRon- 4/8/2013 4:05:18 PM
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President Barack Obama is bringing 11 relatives of those killed in the shooting at Connecticut´s Sandy Hook Elementary School to Washington on Air Force One on Monday so they can personally encourage senators to back gun legislation that faces tough opposition. A nonprofit organization that works with the families, Sandy Hook Promise, said that after Obama´s speech on gun control in Hartford, he is flying with relatives of seven children and one staffer killed during December´s massacre at the school. The White House says Obama is going to argue that lawmakers have an
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Updated: White House, McCain
blast Cruz for threatening
filibuster over guns
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Houston Chronicle, by Joanna Raines
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Posted By: JoniTx- 4/8/2013 4:55:05 PM
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There was growing buzz over the weekend that a bipartisan agreement on gun control — a deal that would expand background checks — could hit the floor as early as this week. However, any deal could be derailed by the looming threat of a Republican filibuster involving Texas Sen. Ted Cruz. With Cruz standing proudly in the way of any gun legislation, Democrats are trying to make him pay a political price — and even a couple of high-profile Republicans are questioning his tactics.
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