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Joe Biden advises women to get a shotgun
for protection; See how that works

Investor´s Business Daily, by Andrew Malcolm

Original Article

Posted By:SurferLad, 3/3/2013 9:12:48 AM

Lots of people like Joe Biden. He´s the zany uncle, the benign bumbler who shows up at Thanksgiving dinner and takes over conversation with confusing stories, not all of them off-color. Joe is from Delaware, a place that´s famous for absolutely nothing. Joe likes to ride the choo-choo trains. He talks a lot, which can be good in politics. He often talks before thinking about the words coming out of his mouth, which can not be good in politics. Obama keeps the harmless guy around because Biden makes the president look smooth and smart.

  

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Reply 1 - Posted by: hardhead, 3/3/2013 9:33:22 AM     (No. 9205683)

You really need to check out the video at the end. Biden is such a maroon..


Reply 2 - Posted by: neanderthal, 3/3/2013 9:35:53 AM     (No. 9205687)

But Seattle is outlawing shotguns.


   

 

  


 
Reply 3 - Posted by: kanphil, 3/3/2013 9:39:34 AM     (No. 9205694)

Hi-larious!


Reply 4 - Posted by: bigken2, 3/3/2013 9:45:25 AM     (No. 9205700)

just when i think bitme and obozo could get any dummer they prove me wrong no wonder the world is laughing at us


Reply 5 - Posted by: civilservant, 3/3/2013 9:56:15 AM     (No. 9205710)

Yup, followed ol´ Joe´s advice......went out and got the li´l lady a...........10 guage.
Sure, she´s only 5 feet 2 inches tall, weighs under a buck but hey, he´ the Veep. He must know what he´s talking about.


Reply 6 - Posted by: JHSMom02, 3/3/2013 10:05:41 AM     (No. 9205721)

Jill Biden is a doctor, right? That means that she should have SOME brains, right? Poor Jill, she just has to be the most embarrassed and humiliated woman in America. She´s actually married to this extremely ignorant, stupid, and barely functional human being.


Reply 7 - Posted by: Namma, 3/3/2013 10:18:31 AM     (No. 9205739)

geeezzz i am getting confused...I ran out and bought a whistle..then I had to buy scissors...now I have to buy a shotgun..make up my mind....


   

 

  


 
Reply 8 - Posted by: voxpopuli, 3/3/2013 10:23:56 AM     (No. 9205748)

what stupid people in charge of the country..
their handlers (the EU and Russia) are feeding them all their lines recently..
even democrats - are not believing what they say now...
they are stupid... stupid..
at LEAST get back to Rahm and Ayers.. THEY have a clue as to propagandizing the American people..
biden.. stupid..
great video..


Reply 9 - Posted by: ziel, 3/3/2013 10:30:00 AM     (No. 9205761)

Wait a second.
Sarah supposed to be an idiot and Biden suppose to be a genius.


Reply 10 - Posted by: mossley, 3/3/2013 10:31:36 AM     (No. 9205763)

#9, and Sarah knows more about shotguns than Joe ever did in any of his delusions. Betcha she can handle one better than he can, too!


Reply 11 - Posted by: LudicrousSextus, 3/3/2013 10:32:25 AM     (No. 9205765)

Biden is proof positive - your kids don´t need to ´stay in school´ - all they have to do is be a high-profile idiot to succeed...

And - since the Vice President has just ´instructed´ Americans to ´shoot thru the door´ - probably the most stupid piece of ´legal advice´ to come out of Washington in the last century...

It´s gonna´ be really damned amusing when Biden is subpoenaed to the first case where some errant citizen follows his advice - and becomes the first American to use ´White House Stupid´ as a defense strategy.

What the hell is it about liberals and the utter lack of valid thought processes?


Reply 12 - Posted by: Liberal like Jefferson, 3/3/2013 10:33:33 AM     (No. 9205768)

My wife and I prefer a handgun - even for home safety. I will confess I just bought a Mossberg 500 police trade-in just for fun....

A hand gun takes one hand to operate (you must practice) and you can hold a flashlight with the other, keeping the pistol at "low ready" until you are sure you are shooting at a threat and not a stupid kid or an inebriated neighbor.

That old wives´ tale about the sound of a racking shotgun scaring away bad guys is just that. Try this experiment: have your shottie behind the bedroom door. Start yelling at your wife when she´s in bed that there´s an intruder and she has to get to the shotgun NOW anad rack it NOW. Keep yelling over and over. Scream at her. Yell in her ear. See if she can do it before breaking down and crying and kicking you in the pants. That´s how the adrenalin dump is going to feel in the real situation. If she (or you) can´t do it under those circumstances, don´t expect to be able to pull it off when your house is invaded.

If I need to use my firearm in self defense in my own home, the only thing the bad guy will hear are the shots AFTER he feels the impact of hollow-point rounds.


   

 



 
Reply 13 - Posted by: Hazymac, 3/3/2013 10:35:36 AM     (No. 9205773)

Biden is--how can I say this sotto voce?--a blithering idiot, an embarrassment all day long. It amazes me that he could have gotten elected to anything. Those Delaware boobs who voted for him must be as dumb as barnacles.

A gun is the only true equalizer when a smaller person is attacked by a larger, more aggressive one. My best friend´s sister who used to work until after dark in downtown Nashville was given a .25 caliber "pocket piece" by her father. One night that gun probably saved her life. At a nearly deserted 5th and Broadway she was waiting for the light to turn green when a car pulled up behind her and hit her rear bumper, slightly damaging it. Most people´s inclination would be to get out, inspect the damage, and write down the idiot´s insurance information, but she knew that he had hit her deliberately, probably hoping to rob, rape, or kidnap her. So she stayed inside the car, took her gun out of her purse, and waited. Sure enough the guy (who had a pistol of his own) came to her driver´s window and found himself staring down a barrel. End of encounter!

A couple of million times a year the same thing happens in America. As has been said over and over, when seconds count, the police are minutes away. Self defense is one of the most basic of human rights. Any politicians who want to take away our ability to defend ourselves ought to be given a plumeopician (e.g. covered in tar and feathers) ride out of D.C. I´m not kidding about that.


Reply 14 - Posted by: alpha91c, 3/3/2013 10:44:23 AM     (No. 9205796)

Uncle Joe may well be our next president. Libs and LoFo voters feel comforted by his fatherly persona. He is like everyones favorite uncle.


Reply 15 - Posted by: capt scurvey, 3/3/2013 11:24:12 AM     (No. 9205868)

Every time Biden opens his mouth it gets better. Stand up, Joe!


Reply 16 - Posted by: RightShoe, 3/3/2013 11:25:19 AM     (No. 9205870)

Great video!

Watch it till the end.


Reply 17 - Posted by: norcalvet, 3/3/2013 11:25:24 AM     (No. 9205871)

More like everyone´s crazy uncle.....kinda funny and cute...but crazy none-the-less.


   

 

  


 
Reply 18 - Posted by: lylacat, 3/3/2013 11:52:36 AM     (No. 9205923)

Go to:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jafkVM-jnbE

Joe Biden is so arrogant and ignorant; he would be laughable if it wasn´t such a tragedy. To think that this man is a heartbeat away from being our president is frightening.


Reply 19 - Posted by: NYbob, 3/3/2013 12:39:29 PM     (No. 9206004)

I´m no Joe Biden, but I´d suggest that getting a pistol you can handle and equipping it with a laser or even better, a laser and light, is a good idea for home defense. Then you have a potential hand free and you can shoot from awkward positions without aiming, just using the laser dot. Shotguns are great, but hard to shoot well for most people in a home situation. On the other hand, something is better than nothing and we are picking up sides on those who would fight for their family and those who trust someone like Joe Biden with their life.


Reply 20 - Posted by: Flybynight, 3/3/2013 4:44:26 PM     (No. 9206346)

The poster who wondered how Doctor Jill Biden, who must be, perforce, brilliant, should know that Doctor Biden is a junior college instructor whose fairly recent doctoral degree is in Education. Not an MD or a PhD. Just an EdD. Nowhere near as rigorous an academic pursuit as, say, Mrs. Cheney´s doctorate, about which we heard nothing,


Reply 21 - Posted by: Old Army Vet, 3/4/2013 11:25:29 PM     (No. 9208643)

Joe Biden is a moron. Old Joe is giving very bad advice to anyone that will listen. Never shoot through a door. Only shoot if the perp gets into your home. Then, empty the magazine. Just make sure that the perp is inside of your home. Don´t listen to Joe.



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