I just walked outside and was shocked to see my sidewalk and road was still there. I thought for sure they´d be gone this morning after the sequester kicked in.

Then I remembered Obama saying it might take a couple more weeks before the pain starts to be felt. Boy,am I grateful for the temporary reprieve.


Obama´s probably smoking a big fat blunt,thinking about all those freaked out federal workers,whose livelihood could come to a standstill any second.

You have to laugh that the biggest benefactors of the sequester were illegal thugs being released from prison and nobody knows who´s responsible for it.You have to get a warm feeling knowing that career bureaucrats can make these kinds of decisions without the president´s knowledge.

In a possible "Twilight Zone" episode,you could turn on your TV to any channel,the radio or computer and see nothing but Obama or his wife engaged in some sort of attack dog rant against the republicans. Don´t bother getting in your car,because he or she is on every channel there also.

In case you want to fall asleep in silence,forget that, because there´s a drone with loudspeakers over your house delivering Obama´s latest mandate.We have you surrounded,put all your guns on the porch and step back.