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Kerry Vows Outreach
to Entirely New Country
He Just Made Up

FrontPage Magazine, by Daniel Greenfield

Original Article

Posted By:smcchk, 2/26/2013 12:17:04 AM

Our economy may be toast and our international influence couldn’t even toast bread, but a side benefit of this administration is that life now imitates The Onion. [Snip] U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry may need a map or new glasses after he confused the central Asian countries of Kazakhstan and Kyrgyzstan, inventing an entirely new nation known as “Kyrzakhstan.” The newly minted diplomat was referring to Kyrgyzstan, a poor, landlocked nation of 5.5 million, which he appeared to confuse with its resource-rich neighbour to the north, Kazakhstan.

Comments:
Not to worry, he´s a Democrat and entitled to make up all the facts, countries, stories that he wants to!

  

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Reply 1 - Posted by: jl80863, 2/26/2013 12:57:03 AM     (No. 9196344)

Who´s brain did Lurch wind up with? Harpo?


Reply 2 - Posted by: ColonialAmerican1623, 2/26/2013 1:04:46 AM     (No. 9196348)

And he´s off and running.


   

 

  


 
Reply 3 - Posted by: Subal, 2/26/2013 1:08:34 AM     (No. 9196352)

You know, if it were not for the fact that these fools were running the country, this would be hilarious!


Reply 4 - Posted by: steveW, 2/26/2013 1:46:17 AM     (No. 9196369)

This will give the MFM another golden opportunity to attack the intelligence of Caribou Barbie.

It´s all too wonderful.


Reply 5 - Posted by: FenwayFrank, 2/26/2013 2:42:32 AM     (No. 9196384)

And people were worried about Sarah Palin?


Reply 6 - Posted by: 4Justice, 2/26/2013 2:51:06 AM     (No. 9196385)

Yeah, he sure is getting off to a great start!! The left attacks us every time we say something that doesn´t come out right. They ridicule us til the cows come home and everybody in the world knows it. Let them do something even dumber, and it´s crickets.

#1, Harpo was actually extremely intelligent. He just played the clown. You have to be smart to play a harp that well.


Reply 7 - Posted by: Safari Man, 2/26/2013 3:03:20 AM     (No. 9196391)

Imagine if Dan Quayle or George Bush had done this.


   

 

  


 
Reply 8 - Posted by: belwhatter, 2/26/2013 4:28:13 AM     (No. 9196417)

Has Putin acknowledged Lurch yet?


Reply 9 - Posted by: varkdriver, 2/26/2013 5:48:52 AM     (No. 9196439)

#6 and #1, I remember reading his autobiography ´Harpo Speaks´ many years ago. He was quite a character and, as you pointed out, quite intelligent.

I would give a week´s pay to hear Lurch ask to speak to Borat when he gets to Kazakhstan. Less funny is the continuing slaps at our oldest and best ally, the UK. Jan 2017 seems a long way off.


Reply 10 - Posted by: Trigger2, 2/26/2013 8:00:19 AM     (No. 9196597)

I can´t wait for even more stories of Lurch living up to his name.



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