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Chubby Checker sues over app
that predicts penis size

Daily Caller, by Taylor Bigler

Original Article

Posted By:Pluperfect, 2/16/2013 5:58:28 AM

Chubby Checker is in a “Twist” (!) that his name is associated with an app called “The Chubby Checker” claims to predict the girth of a man’s penis based on his shoe size. The singer (real name Ernest Evans) filed a trademark infringement lawsuit against the makers of the app, Hewlett Packard and Palm, Inc. and is seeking $500 million in damages. “The Chubby Checker” is no longer available, but according to USA Today, an old description of the app read, ”Any of you ladies out there just start seeing someone new and wondering what the size of there member is.

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Spidey, 2/16/2013 7:06:18 AM     (No. 9179431)

This is a disgusting and revolting app to begin with but you really have to be stupid to use a well known name to pitch the product.But what does Chubby Checker need $500 million at his age for?


Reply 2 - Posted by: uno, 2/16/2013 7:07:55 AM     (No. 9179434)

The "twist" will be that they just call it a Democrat Detector...


   

 

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Reply 3 - Posted by: provide, 2/16/2013 7:19:19 AM     (No. 9179445)

I thought this might be the most used app at gay bars.


Reply 4 - Posted by: Keekng, 2/16/2013 7:40:39 AM     (No. 9179479)

Chubby´s most famous song had the line, "I found my thrill", in it.....He should feel honored and be collecting royalties for the app.


Reply 5 - Posted by: Keekng, 2/16/2013 7:41:58 AM     (No. 9179480)

Whoops, after posting #4, I realized that was Fats, not Chubby. Oh well....


Reply 6 - Posted by: Ida Lou Pino, 2/16/2013 8:24:25 AM     (No. 9179568)

I wonder what Fats Domino has to say about a guy calling himself "Chubby Checker"?



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