Is this The Onion?

Hint start in Hollywood, by getting rid of all the trash posing as actors, then move over to DC and get rid of the crap posing as congress.

Drained eh?

Spoiled brat, filthy rich and laying low for a while to let the hyper violent taste of his last movie drain from his fans mouths.

A rich punk.

The idiot doesn´t understand that by flying around the world he´s mainlining CO2 into the atmosphere.

#4- Not that there´s anything wrong with that!

warming the sheets of dopey, aspiring debutantes, globally.

Will he talk to the Chinese about all their pollution or India or any of the 3rd world countries?

Are all actors this dumb or just the liberal ones?

Mr 1% will be found in Vegas most of that time when he´s not on a yacht with his topless girlfriends gimme a break.

How full of yourself must you be to believe that your actions will impact the Earth´s atmosphere. Only a Hollywood airhead, a liberal politician, a televangelist, or a college professor would ever think in those terms.

Whatever Lenny. Let us know how that works out for ya´.

---he oughta take a look at how well his buddy Matt Damon´s propaganda piece on ´fracking´ is doing at the box office---

Proof #112,456,812 that lie-berals are missing that large part of their brains that comprehend logic, reason or facts.

Without that part of their brains, lie-berals are only capable of basing anything on feelings (whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings...).

Lets see, a guy with no education in science or ecology, who has made his career off of memorizing other people´s words and saying them with a pretty face, is going to fly around the world is a big jet airliner that pumps out tons of pollution, and convince the world that it´s a bad thing to pollute -- because it feels that way to him.

Yeah, lie-berals are a really illogical and stupid lot!!!

I bet he doesn´t even realize his "...fly around the world to help the environment.." was a ridiculous statement. If he truly wants to improve it, walk, take a slow boat - but fly? And he made three whole movies in 2 years. How many weeks work was that - a few months maybe? He´s so out of touch with reality.

An actual hard day´s work would put this punk in traction.

That is a hilarious article. "Fly around the world doing good for the environment." Absurd.

What #4 said.

His Save the Planet Once Again tour will surely be met in exotic locales by Mooch and Barack, Bill & Hill, Al with a new Tip, and the Kardashians. Rain forests, deserts, tropical islands and remote ruins will be rendezvous sites, but only if Obamas can book 200 to 300 rooms for the WH entourage. Katie Couric, Diane Sawyer and Bob Schieffer will breathlessly report on the Obamas commitment to making our world better for future children. No mention will be made of the expense and rising debt left to future generations.

Allow me to translate: "Fly around the world doing good for the environment."

What he really means is: Fly around the world spouting off Marxist or Socialist propaganda like algore has done prior to taking the next step in my life....politics.

"I would like to improve the world a bit..."

My suggestion would be to will all your money to some good charities and then open a vein so they could start putting it to good use.

Really? Isn´t this the same guy who wanted to celebrate New Year´s Eve twice? He and his celebrity buddies and beauties left Australia on a chartered 747 to be in Vegas to party on for a second New Years!
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-12-31/celebrities-touchdown-in-canberra-for-nye/4448410

It sounds like he had to fly back to Australia to keep working???

Yeah, he´s really gonna rip the Chicoms a new one....
s/

Propaganda Alert! DeCaprio is the new spokesmodel for Cap & Trade ! Get ready to be bombarded with guilt & false news.

But you guys, acting is so hard! I mean, it´s like, you know, the hardest job ever! I need a break and because I have such an over-inflated opinion of myself, I will tell the rest of you how to live (while I bask in the luxury of my many mansions, traveling to them in my private jet, because I can). Eat cake.

´I will fly around the world doing good for the environment, ´
So the carbon footprint stuff is bogus, right?

You could NOT make this up. To think that people actually believe this garbage. Or at least they pretend to.

If he stops making crappy films it will improve the world. Nothing else required.

This, my friends, is why it is called Hollyweird.

´I will fly around the world doing good for the environment,´

Did he actually say that? Fly in what? His electric airplane?

Does he really not know how stupid and hypocritical this sounds?

Absolutely laughable.

He thinks he can fly around the world doing good for the environment because he´s been watching Algorzeera do it for a decade and ole Al is now a gazillionaire.

Oh but Leo, it´s so much better to sail around the world with some half naked well paid escorts. It´s possible it finally dawn on him that his life is absolutely worthless.

Got to do something, but what. Oh yea, save the environment, save the world. PR announcement please.

What dribble these people.

"I would like to improve the world a bit....
What are you going to do Leo, buy a Coke and hold hands with a bunch of people and sing?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8H5263jCGg

I have a hard time keeping all the latest generation of H´weird "leading men" separate in my mind. For one thing, they all seem so metro- and goofy. So which one is DiCrapio? the wussy short one, or the doofus short one with the funny religion or any of the ones that suck up to BO?

The level of stupidity one would have to attain to make such a stupid illogical statement is mind-boggling.


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