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´He keeps knocking me up!´
Jessica Simpson reveals she
has tried to marry Eric
Johnson twice but keeps
getting pregnant

Daily Mail[UK], by Cassie Carpenter*

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Posted By:BuckeyeRon, 1/16/2013 10:16:36 AM

They have been engaged for two years, and Jessica Simpson has revealed she and Eric Johnson have set two separate wedding dates. However the star admitted that she hasn´t had the opportunity to walk down the aisle - because both times she then fell pregnant. ´We´ve had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up,´ she said when she appeared on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Tuesday night. ´We´re doing it very backwards, I know... I´ll just keep my legs crossed, I guess, this time.´ (Snip) ´Apparently it was a part of God´s plan for my

She reveals a new show on NBC surrounding her "predicament"...more sustenance for low income voters...

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Reply 1 - Posted by: GOP_U_BET, 1/16/2013 10:30:16 AM     (No. 9119768)

Wow, I NEVER knew that you CANNOT get married while pregnant! Whodathunkit?

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Reply 2 - Posted by: gator, 1/16/2013 10:30:31 AM     (No. 9119769)

From the LIV (low-information voters) department.

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Reply 3 - Posted by: whyyeseyec, 1/16/2013 10:31:28 AM     (No. 9119773)

Nick Lachey really dodged a bullet there, didn`t he??


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Reply 4 - Posted by: jackson, 1/16/2013 10:33:14 AM     (No. 9119778)

By all means Jessica, No one wants a fat bride, it will ruin your photos in People Magazine. But to call it "God´s plan" might be a stretch. These bimbos (and Jess used to tout her faith!) influence many millions of morons. By the way, Jess didn´t "fall" pregnant. She fornicated.

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Reply 5 - Posted by: msjena, 1/16/2013 10:34:55 AM     (No. 9119783)

Remember when she claimed to be a Christian? If she is, she should keep quiet about it. Same goes for Miley Cyrus.

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Reply 6 - Posted by: Redneck In NY, 1/16/2013 10:37:07 AM     (No. 9119796)

Classy. Try keeping your knees together honey.

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Reply 7 - Posted by: SouthSanAntonio, 1/16/2013 10:38:01 AM     (No. 9119801)

Wow, a reality show about Jessica Simpson. That should officially make ´´Honey Boo Boo´´ look like ´´Masterpiece Theater´´.

I know Jessica at least pretended to be a Christian once upon a time. Then she may remember that she probably heard something about FORNICATION, and not having sex BEFORE getting married.

I know, I know -- ´´unrealistic expectations´´ in these modern times. Everyone does it before they get married.

I´m sure glad that Jesus didn´t stand there one day and think ´´taking up my cross just isn´t a very realistic expectation in this day´´...

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Reply 8 - Posted by: chumley, 1/16/2013 10:43:05 AM     (No. 9119815)

In much the same way as Marilyn Monroe did, she just oozes eroticism.
I offer my services to marry her before getting her pregnant.
I´m pretty sure Mrs. C will sign off on this...

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Reply 9 - Posted by: thelmalou, 1/16/2013 10:46:27 AM     (No. 9119823)

Man, when my friend Pam gets her slapping machine finally constructed, this chick is gonna be one of the first people I shove into it. Ye gods. And she´s worth tens of millions of dollars, thanks mostly to her fashion bidness. I say again - ye gods.

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Reply 10 - Posted by: thelmalou, 1/16/2013 10:48:06 AM     (No. 9119828)

Sorry - I have to make a second comment. #8 dares compare this silly twit to Marilyn Monroe? Oh dear Lord - Imma put him on the prayer chain at church right now. Where´s my smelling salts?

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Reply 11 - Posted by: woodsman, 1/16/2013 10:50:12 AM     (No. 9119837)

It´s chicken....isn´t it?

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Reply 12 - Posted by: gramma b, 1/16/2013 10:50:52 AM     (No. 9119839)

"God´s plan" that she have two illegitimate children? Good grief.

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Reply 13 - Posted by: pomom, 1/16/2013 10:52:03 AM     (No. 9119840)

I think she´s a pretty woman. At least she´s giving birth, not getting abortions.

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Reply 14 - Posted by: janjan, 1/16/2013 10:54:25 AM     (No. 9119847)

Nice. Another Hollywood twit shares TMI with an uncaring public.

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Reply 15 - Posted by: kono, 1/16/2013 10:57:42 AM     (No. 9119850)

Wow. We´ve gone from waiting to get pregnant until one is married, to waiting to get married until one isn´t pregnant.

Every day a reminder that the world is turning radically upside-down. Lord, have mercy on us all.

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Reply 16 - Posted by: bldrrepub, 1/16/2013 11:01:45 AM     (No. 9119860)

Free milk vs. cow

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Reply 17 - Posted by: snapper451, 1/16/2013 11:06:46 AM     (No. 9119877)

Tell Jessica about the old joke about how an aspirin can be a birth control pill - if you can keep it held between your knees. It has a 100% success rate when used a directed. And, you can get married too.

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Reply 18 - Posted by: SoCalGal, 1/16/2013 11:31:48 AM     (No. 9119949)

Unless he is forcibly raping her, it seems to me she has some responsibility here.

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Reply 19 - Posted by: mickturn, 1/16/2013 11:36:50 AM     (No. 9119969)

I always wondered why Tony Romo dumped her...now I know.

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Reply 20 - Posted by: Smart11344, 1/16/2013 12:32:23 PM     (No. 9120117)

Has most of the Entertainment industry ever heard os self control? I doubt it.

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Reply 21 - Posted by: mozey, 1/16/2013 12:38:43 PM     (No. 9120137)

Repeating the same thing over and over and over again, expecting different results is the definition of insanity. But, in this case,..stuck on stupid... sounds better.

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Reply 22 - Posted by: LamontCranston, 1/16/2013 12:46:59 PM     (No. 9120164)

She is too stupid for most things, however, she does know how to breed but is too stupid to know how to prevent pregnancy. Airhead does not even begin to describe this woman.

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Reply 23 - Posted by: Bevan, 1/16/2013 2:01:46 PM     (No. 9120366)

She´s starting to look like Nicole Smith.

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Reply 24 - Posted by: amylu, 1/16/2013 3:18:58 PM     (No. 9120543)

You can´t blame this on "God´s plan for you", Jessica. He endowed all of us with a free will, and like all humans, you´ve made some bad choices. Eric wouldn´t be *"knocking you up" without your knowledge or consent; why aren´t you using birth control?

* I detest that expression. Real classy...not!

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Reply 25 - Posted by: mrsbash, 1/16/2013 6:56:35 PM     (No. 9120976)

Can´t they just invite their family and close friends to a quiet ceremony at the courthouse, and be done with it?

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