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Government’s worst signature
will be on America’s dollar bills

New York Post, by Geoff Earle and Natalie O´Neill

Original Article

Posted By:abuela10, 1/10/2013 8:14:22 AM

Is it modern art? Is it a slinky? No — it’s the new signature on our cash. President Obama’s treasury-secretary nominee — Queens native and current Chief of Staff Jacob “Jack” Lew — has an oddly loopy autograph that will soon grace all of our national paper currency. Lew’s signature — which looks like a strand of hair gone though a curler treatment — might even be too peculiar to grace our greenbacks, political insiders said. “Whoa! That’s completely unintelligible,” said a Senate finance aide. “This doesn’t look like anyone’s name at all.”

  

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Ouachita, 1/10/2013 8:33:35 AM     (No. 9108508)

I read somewhere that some schools are starting to teach cursive again. This might help it along.


Reply 2 - Posted by: southernboy, 1/10/2013 8:54:23 AM     (No. 9108543)

But…but…but, don´t you know! That´s s-o-o-o European!!

My wife´s mother (French) had one of ´those´ signatures.
If you didn´t look closely you would think it was a thread in the paper. Yet the banks would recognize it immediately.
And my wife´s signature looks like the scribbles done by a first grader. Why can´t people just write their name in cursive? It´s not difficult.


   

 

  


 
Reply 3 - Posted by: mickturn, 1/10/2013 8:56:42 AM     (No. 9108551)

Actually it is his brain scan...


Reply 4 - Posted by: viking diver, 1/10/2013 9:11:22 AM     (No. 9108584)

the elites trying to be special isn´t that so nice. NOT!
If your going to put your name on the Banks money make it so anyone can read it nothing in that signature is recognizable as a letter.


Reply 5 - Posted by: scribe35, 1/10/2013 9:57:17 AM     (No. 9108676)

Just like the rest of the administration.


Reply 6 - Posted by: whyyeseyec, 1/10/2013 10:03:14 AM     (No. 9108686)

It`s as if Loo can`t write at all. Maybe he`s a functioning illiterate. After all, Obama hired him so how smart can he be?

Kind of reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer worked a job he was never hired for.

Boss: It`s as if you have no business experience at all.

Kramer: Well, I`m just trying to get ahead.

Boss: I`m afraid I`m going to have to let you go.

Kramer: Well, I don`t really even work here.

Boss: That`s what makes this decision so hard.


Reply 7 - Posted by: Magic8Ball, 1/10/2013 10:11:09 AM     (No. 9108716)

A pubic hair on the currency.

h/t Clearence Thomas


   

 

  


 
Reply 8 - Posted by: Grambo, 1/10/2013 10:28:52 AM     (No. 9108777)

Anyone who is incapable of or too vain to be bothered by the effort of legibly writing his name doesn’t belong in a position of power.


Reply 9 - Posted by: huskerchick, 1/10/2013 10:52:29 AM     (No. 9108866)

Seems to me it would take longer to sign when you have to remember just how many loops to make.



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