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Bill Clinton to receive
Father of the Year award
USA Today, by Catalina Camia
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Original Article
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Posted By:loosbolt, 1/10/2013 2:30:37 AM
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| Former president Bill Clinton can add Father of the Year to the many awards he´s garnered in his decades of public service. The National Father´s Day Council, which has been giving out such an honor for 72 years, has named Clinton one of its recipients for 2013. "With the profound generosity, leadership and tireless dedication to both his public office and many philanthropic organizations, President Clinton exemplifies the attributes that we celebrate through the Father of the Year award," said Dan Orwig, chairman of the National Father´s Day Committee.
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Comments:
I feel so inadequate as a father when compared to this dude...
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Reply 1 - Posted by:
PLPointer67, 1/10/2013 3:06:12 AM (No. 9108252)
FTA: "The not-for-profit group awards Father of the Year to ´contemporary lifestyle leaders of our culture´ and raises money for its philanthropic efforts."
One would need to decide on the meaning of the words ´comtemporary lifestyle.´
And, I guess you could say that Slick has had a ´contemporary lifestyle...´
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Illinois Mom, 1/10/2013 3:19:15 AM (No. 9108254)
I´m living in a film noir futuristic episode of the Twilight Zone.
Every headline is weirder than the one before....and I can´t change the channel.
The trouble is that even Rod Serling would have thought this "episode" too bizarre.
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
Fat Elvis, 1/10/2013 3:27:54 AM (No. 9108256)
Pretty impressive considering he´s a serial sexual harasser and unindicted rapist…just like dear old Dad
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
Spidey, 1/10/2013 3:34:49 AM (No. 9108258)
It´s really getting hard to take these people.Chelsea hasn´t been a kid for around 27 years and they´re just now getting around to giving Bubba an award for being a father.I guess him getting it better than the millions of baby daddys but not by much.
I´m not aware of any good things his international shakedown library has done.He was a huge failure on the Haiti earthquake aftermath.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
bassman, 1/10/2013 3:40:09 AM (No. 9108259)
This must be an award on how many children he has attempted to father.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
JustCause, 1/10/2013 3:58:54 AM (No. 9108264)
It depends on what the definition of is, is.
National Father´s Day Council is now equal in stature to the Nobel committee.
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
Trigger2, 1/10/2013 4:09:46 AM (No. 9108269)
Father of what? Chelsea isn´t even in his blood line.
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
tisHimself, 1/10/2013 4:37:01 AM (No. 9108282)
"... accepting the award for Webb Hubbell....."
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Reply 9 - Posted by:
Japanorama, 1/10/2013 5:16:20 AM (No. 9108295)
Will he wear his blue dress?
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Reply 10 - Posted by:
MattO, 1/10/2013 6:28:47 AM (No. 9108336)
Father of the year for spending his whole life cheating on his daughter´s mother! Have the NFDC gone mad. Should be called the National Adulterer´s Day Council!
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Reply 11 - Posted by:
texpub, 1/10/2013 6:31:34 AM (No. 9108340)
Good one #9!!
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Reply 12 - Posted by:
dittohead, 1/10/2013 6:39:57 AM (No. 9108353)
Disgusting
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Reply 13 - Posted by:
pineledger, 1/10/2013 6:44:40 AM (No. 9108362)
Satire this good you can´t make up.
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Reply 14 - Posted by:
Keekng, 1/10/2013 6:49:54 AM (No. 9108368)
Will Monica be invited to the ceremony?
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Reply 15 - Posted by:
strike3, 1/10/2013 6:52:16 AM (No. 9108370)
It looks like another award has earned the stature of the Nobel Peace Prize.
I guess a DNA test for Chelsea is too much to ask?
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Reply 16 - Posted by:
mominNoCA, 1/10/2013 6:53:09 AM (No. 9108373)
Between sexually molesting and harrassing all those women, how did he have any time to be a father?
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Reply 17 - Posted by:
DaBigGuy, 1/10/2013 6:53:25 AM (No. 9108374)
I didn´t see the overall results, was Anthony Weiner runner up?
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Reply 18 - Posted by:
cartcart, 1/10/2013 6:54:49 AM (No. 9108379)
I thought he would be the runner-up to the guy that had ten kids with eleven different women. Neither of these guys can control Pedro very well. My personal vote and my own nominees for the award go to my sons (four of them) that work hard enough to allow their wives to stay at home to raise the little ones and to be their at their daily crossroads. I do not think Bill Clinton would ever be in the running after considering his historical disdain for womanhood.
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Reply 19 - Posted by:
reilly, 1/10/2013 7:05:54 AM (No. 9108399)
Is this from the Onion or Iowahawk? How is Willard going to keep a straight face? (oh, he´ll manage..)
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Reply 20 - Posted by:
3XALADY, 1/10/2013 7:08:40 AM (No. 9108402)
I guess someone forgot to tell them he shoots blanks.
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Reply 21 - Posted by:
GringoinQuito, 1/10/2013 7:23:21 AM (No. 9108422)
This has to be a joke.
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Reply 22 - Posted by:
richardvan, 1/10/2013 7:59:50 AM (No. 9108468)
I belive He is as sterile as a coo coo clock, since the mumps as a teenager.
That is why no health record record is made public.
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Reply 23 - Posted by:
fritzilou, 1/10/2013 8:56:18 AM (No. 9108549)
What a crock of dung.
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Reply 24 - Posted by:
yo-yo, 1/10/2013 9:55:00 AM (No. 9108669)
In other news:
The Menendez brothers tied for orphan-of-the-year award, and O.J. to receive ex-husband-of-the-year award!
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Reply 25 - Posted by:
mitzi, 1/10/2013 10:05:15 AM (No. 9108691)
I feel like I´ve entered some bizarro parallel universe ...
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Reply 26 - Posted by:
lillehuset, 1/10/2013 10:06:15 AM (No. 9108697)
# 2 you said it perfectly......words fail me...
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Reply 27 - Posted by:
caddyjak, 2/12/2013 11:32:29 AM (No. 9172058)
Two points to consider. Monica claimed that Bubba missed a couple of trysts because he had "outbreaks" Gasp.
Google "Bill Clinton Blood Sales" and gasp, gasp.
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