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Middlesex man knocks himself
unconscious with a hammer

NJ.com, by Anthony G. Attrino

Original Article

Posted By:Ribicon, 12/27/2012 4:31:07 PM

Middlesex Borough – A 39-year-old man was hospitalized today after striking himself in the head with a hammer, according to a report and the man’s landlord. The victim, whose name could not be learned, knocked himself out this morning inside a home on Grandview Street. Rescue workers arrived on the scene at 8:20 a.m. to find the victim unconscious. Collins identified the man only as a roommate who rents from him. “He was upset,” said Lucien Collins, 61, owner of the home. He declined to speculate on whether the incident was an accident or suicide attempt.

Comments:
Another report of injury and mayhem caused by unlicensed, unregulated assault hammers in the hands of the mentally unstable.

  

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Reply 1 - Posted by: Spidey, 12/27/2012 4:44:05 PM     (No. 9086384)

Maybe this is a new way of eviction avoidance.

The emergency hammer act of 2013 will require all hammer makers to post a warning about the detrimental effects of hitting ones self in the head without the hammer´s safety shield on.


Reply 2 - Posted by: Pearson365, 12/27/2012 4:47:24 PM     (No. 9086390)

Just another Hillary Clinton copy cat.


   

 

  


 
Reply 3 - Posted by: shamus, 12/27/2012 4:53:17 PM     (No. 9086395)

He´s the kind of guy who always winds up getting hammered.


Reply 4 - Posted by: Topic Thunder, 12/27/2012 5:47:21 PM     (No. 9086445)

If I was a Middlesexian I would have beaten myself to death with a hammer long ago.


Reply 5 - Posted by: Okie 52, 12/27/2012 5:52:53 PM     (No. 9086451)

This is posted because...? Next up: traffic tickets.


Reply 6 - Posted by: GraniteBayTom, 12/27/2012 5:58:31 PM     (No. 9086456)

Oops! My bad.


Reply 7 - Posted by: Lucky4, 12/27/2012 5:59:51 PM     (No. 9086459)

Watching to much Three Stooges syndrome.


   

 

  


 
Reply 8 - Posted by: zzzghy, 12/27/2012 6:10:50 PM     (No. 9086474)

The victim, whose name could not be learned...

I like that, for some reason. It has a sort of dreary Angela´s Ashes feel to it.


Reply 9 - Posted by: woofwoofwoof, 12/27/2012 6:40:11 PM     (No. 9086516)

Proper training is essential.


Reply 10 - Posted by: fishbone, 12/27/2012 7:14:49 PM     (No. 9086568)

Actually, he was just very impatient and wanted to go straight to the hang-over bypassing all that boring time boozing it up, first. ;-)


Reply 11 - Posted by: Japanorama, 12/27/2012 7:45:40 PM     (No. 9086619)

Should have applied for a research grant beforehand.



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