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Middlesex man knocks himself
unconscious with a hammer

NJ.com, by Anthony G. Attrino

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Posted By:Ribicon, 12/27/2012 4:31:07 PM

Middlesex Borough – A 39-year-old man was hospitalized today after striking himself in the head with a hammer, according to a report and the man’s landlord. The victim, whose name could not be learned, knocked himself out this morning inside a home on Grandview Street. Rescue workers arrived on the scene at 8:20 a.m. to find the victim unconscious. Collins identified the man only as a roommate who rents from him. “He was upset,” said Lucien Collins, 61, owner of the home. He declined to speculate on whether the incident was an accident or suicide attempt.

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Another report of injury and mayhem caused by unlicensed, unregulated assault hammers in the hands of the mentally unstable.

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: Spidey, 12/27/2012 4:44:05 PM     (No. 9086384)

Maybe this is a new way of eviction avoidance.

The emergency hammer act of 2013 will require all hammer makers to post a warning about the detrimental effects of hitting ones self in the head without the hammer´s safety shield on.

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Reply 2 - Posted by: Pearson365, 12/27/2012 4:47:24 PM     (No. 9086390)

Just another Hillary Clinton copy cat.

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Reply 3 - Posted by: shamus, 12/27/2012 4:53:17 PM     (No. 9086395)

He´s the kind of guy who always winds up getting hammered.

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Reply 4 - Posted by: Topic Thunder, 12/27/2012 5:47:21 PM     (No. 9086445)

If I was a Middlesexian I would have beaten myself to death with a hammer long ago.

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Reply 5 - Posted by: Okie 52, 12/27/2012 5:52:53 PM     (No. 9086451)

This is posted because...? Next up: traffic tickets.

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Reply 6 - Posted by: GraniteBayTom, 12/27/2012 5:58:31 PM     (No. 9086456)

Oops! My bad.

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Reply 7 - Posted by: Lucky4, 12/27/2012 5:59:51 PM     (No. 9086459)

Watching to much Three Stooges syndrome.

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Reply 8 - Posted by: zzzghy, 12/27/2012 6:10:50 PM     (No. 9086474)

The victim, whose name could not be learned...

I like that, for some reason. It has a sort of dreary Angela´s Ashes feel to it.

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Reply 9 - Posted by: woofwoofwoof, 12/27/2012 6:40:11 PM     (No. 9086516)

Proper training is essential.

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Reply 10 - Posted by: fishbone, 12/27/2012 7:14:49 PM     (No. 9086568)

Actually, he was just very impatient and wanted to go straight to the hang-over bypassing all that boring time boozing it up, first. ;-)


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Reply 11 - Posted by: Japanorama, 12/27/2012 7:45:40 PM     (No. 9086619)

Should have applied for a research grant beforehand.

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