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The Onion Endorses
John Edwards For President
The Onion, by Staff
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Posted By:StormCnter, 10/20/2012 4:57:02 AM
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| Choosing who should be entrusted to lead our nation’s government is not a responsibility that should be taken lightly, and never has that maxim been truer than in this current election cycle. Our economy is stagnant, our culture is dangerously stratified, and our way of life is threatened by a host of dangers both foreign and domestic. In this newspaper’s more than two centuries of covering the national scene, few moments in history have felt more crucial or, indeed, perilous. And so the time has come to decide who is best equipped to lead our country
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Comments:
Just for fun.
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Reply 1 - Posted by:
ocjim, 10/20/2012 6:04:38 AM (No. 8947255)
They should have chosen Obama. Now that would have been a hoot.
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Reply 2 - Posted by:
Robinsolana, 10/20/2012 6:07:37 AM (No. 8947257)
John Edwards, the ideal modern Democrat President.
The complicit media covered for him relentlessly.
Now who else would fit that example?
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Reply 3 - Posted by:
Sfacheem, 10/20/2012 6:36:35 AM (No. 8947273)
Strange. The Onion is usually funny.
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Reply 4 - Posted by:
plumnellie, 10/20/2012 7:20:45 AM (No. 8947369)
I agree that it would have been really funny if Obama had been their choice.
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Reply 5 - Posted by:
adguy47, 10/20/2012 8:01:19 AM (No. 8947427)
Guys, this is SATIRE. Read it before you comment -- I laughed so hard I cried. A great way to start off my weekend.
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Reply 6 - Posted by:
Catherine, 10/20/2012 8:05:10 AM (No. 8947438)
And the great state of Nanaville endorses the honorable Abraham Lincoln!
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Reply 7 - Posted by:
thelmalou, 10/20/2012 8:15:50 AM (No. 8947467)
HAHAHAHAHA Oh, thank you, Onion people!!! That totally made my day! hahahahahaaaaaa
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Reply 8 - Posted by:
MickTurn, 10/20/2012 11:54:53 AM (No. 8948029)
Oh come on Onion, why not pick Obie, the white half? That would point out the totally stupid part of the Dim party!
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Beginning a week of high pressure on gun control, the White House on Monday accused some Republican senators of cowardice for planning to filibuster gun legislation without allowing the full Senate to vote on President Obama’s initiatives. “If they oppose this legislation, have the courage to say so on the floor and vote no,” said White House press secretary Jay Carney. “Don’t block it. Don’t hide behind a procedural action to prevent a vote. That’s the wrong thing to do, and that’s how the president clearly feels.”
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President Barack Obama is bringing 11 relatives of those killed in the shooting at Connecticut´s Sandy Hook Elementary School to Washington on Air Force One on Monday so they can personally encourage senators to back gun legislation that faces tough opposition. A nonprofit organization that works with the families, Sandy Hook Promise, said that after Obama´s speech on gun control in Hartford, he is flying with relatives of seven children and one staffer killed during December´s massacre at the school. The White House says Obama is going to argue that lawmakers have an
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Houston Chronicle, by Joanna Raines
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Posted By: JoniTx- 4/8/2013 4:55:05 PM
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There was growing buzz over the weekend that a bipartisan agreement on gun control — a deal that would expand background checks — could hit the floor as early as this week. However, any deal could be derailed by the looming threat of a Republican filibuster involving Texas Sen. Ted Cruz. With Cruz standing proudly in the way of any gun legislation, Democrats are trying to make him pay a political price — and even a couple of high-profile Republicans are questioning his tactics.
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Investor´s Business Daily, by Rep, Dana Rohrbacher
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Posted By: Desert Fox- 4/8/2013 7:13:10 PM
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More than six months since Ambassador Christopher Stevens was assassinated by terrorists in Benghazi, the Obama administration is still trying to keep a lid on information about the attack. Congress and the American people need to know what happened the night of Sept. 11, 2012. Who did the killing and what was their motive? Why wasn´t help sent? And why did the administration lie about who was responsible? Members of Congress have asked hundreds of questions at hearings conducted by several investigative committees, but many of the most significant have been left unanswered. Information detailing what happened before, during and
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The World-Changing Margaret Thatcher
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Wall Street Journal, by Paul Johnson
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Posted By: Desert Fox- 4/8/2013 8:21:53 PM
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Margaret Thatcher had more impact on the world than any woman ruler since Catherine the Great of Russia. Not only did she turn around—decisively—the British economy in the 1980s, she also saw her methods copied in more than 50 countries. "Thatcherism" was the most popular and successful way of running a country in the last quarter of the 20th century and into the 21st. Her origins were humble. Born Oct. 13, 1925, she was the daughter of a grocer in the Lincolnshire town of Grantham. Alfred Roberts was no ordinary shopkeeper.
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Poll: Obama underwater on
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Politico, by Donovan Slack
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Posted By: Dreadnought- 4/8/2013 10:17:29 PM
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A new CNN/ORC International poll found President Obama´s overall approval rating has ticked up to 51 percent but ratings have fallen on his handling of the key issues on his agenda: immigration, guns, and the deficit. On immigration, 44 percent approve of the way he is handling the issue, down from 51 percent in January. At the same time, disapproval has jumped to 50 percent, up from 43 percent in January. On guns, 45 percent approve and 52 percent disapprove, the poll found. In January, 46 percent approved and 49 percent dispproved. And on the deficit, 38 percent approve
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PETA Plans to Fly Drones That Would ´Stalk Hunters´
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US News & World Report, by Jason Koebler
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Posted By: mickturn- 4/8/2013 4:42:08 PM
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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is actively shopping for a drone that would "stalk hunters," the organization said Monday. The group says it will "soon have some impressive new weapons at its disposal to combat those who gun down deer and doves" and that it is "shopping for one or more drone aircraft with which to monitor those who are out in the woods with death on their minds."
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