Pretty strange and creepy, but I will admit that Cheetos can be really messy. The coloring, red or orange/yellow, comes off very easily and stains anything it touches.

If the schools want to crack down on something, let them focus on disruptive and violent students, whose behavior does more to disrupt the education process than orange fingers and tongues.

Fine. Crack down on Cheetos.
But in a bigger arena, we Americans need to crack down on Cheaters, starting with the pResident.

Gay marriage good. Cheetos bad.

I have told this story before, so just ignore if you're seen it. Several years ago, my just-out-of-college daughter had a temporary job with the city welfare office. Her first assignment was to meet with a small group of welfare mothers to discuss nutrition. She passed out a little questionnaire to determine how much the ladies already knew about the various food groups. Almost all of them listed Cheetos as a yellow vegetable.

However, the schools Cheating on test scores is still OK.

Send your kids to government schools - never complain about what's going on - let them get away with more and more nonsense ... expect things to get worse and worse.

NO CHEETOS?
Honey Boo-Boo will be heartbroken.

Teachers are now the new Food Nazi's.

Sounds like the American equivalent to the Saudi's Morals Enforcers...Another step closer to Sharia Law. Shades of the Nuns in school armed with those Oak Clappers and Pointer Sticks.

As long as the rules aren't handed down by Mooch and her merry band of Feds, I'm okay with it. If Cheetos are a problem in your individual school, you should be able to deal with it locally.

I remember when we weren't allow to chew gum in school. Of course, everyone tried to get away with it. The punishments for getting caught were often embarrassing or gross. Some teachers used to keep a jar of confiscated ABC gum on their desks. If you got caught, you had to put your gum in the jar and take out a piece of ABC gum and chew it!
But I digress....

While Rita's busting kids with orange fingers, the smell of weed permeates the halls around the rest rooms, kids are having sex in the custodians' closets, and a few are getting the snot beat out of them in the gym.

Flamin' Hot Cheetos are a Hispanic thing. This is discrimination!

2 words - Home School.

I hate these people.

We've got graduates that can't read their diploma but the real problem is Cheetos?

Why ban Hot Cheetos and not regular Cheetos? And if you ban Hot Cheetos, why don't you ban Hot Fritos? And if it's fat content, then ban all chips with similar fat content and if it's the messy coating, ban all chips with a messy coating. These people are sooooo stupid it makes my head hurt.

Either sit next to your kid at lunch to keep the "School Axxholes" away from their lunch........or Home School to keep your kid away from public "school" so they can get a decent education in the first place.

Dem stoodints is eetin two meny Cheatoes. Fuggit bout math and reedin. Jus tayk uwey der Cheatoes.

Maybe they could just teach the kids how to put a condom on the Cheetos. That should make them happy.

I foresee a day, not too far in the future, where the busybody elites on the Left will treat snack foods and 'junk foods' on par with Schedule 1 drugs. School administrators will view Cheetos as no less verboten than LSD.

Can hardly wait for these Pelosi-for-brains to start re-interpreting reproduction... anticipating they'll classify childbirth as a life-threatening event, which could lead to requiring waivers and permits to be pregnant, or even to saying only 'gay marriage' will be endorsed by the state -- in the interest of public health, of course.

First they came for the cigarettes, but I said nothing because I didn't smoke. Then they came for the Big Gulps, but I said nothing because I don;t drink them. Then they came for the SuperSize orders of fries, and I said nothing, because I eat onion rings. And then they came for my Cheetos......

Thay can have my Cheetos when they pry them from my greasy, orange fingers!

Oh my gosh...I'm so glad I'm 71! I sent my three kids to school with a packed lunch every day. They were allowed to eat what I sent..no questions asked..BECAUSE I was the PARENT who was responsible for their well being. They ALL grew up to be healthy, happy productive citizens. What is this world coming to? Parents should STORM this school and refuse to SEND their kids to school unless the Ban of certain foods that COME FROM HOME is lifted. Schools are reimbursed funding from the State per pupil in attendance every day. A couple days of a boycott (Blue flu of course)and these schools will sit up and take notice! FIGHT for your rights, don't sit by and let them be taken away from you!

This is insane. If only the teachers cared half as much if their students did their homework, or learned their math facts.

Home School.

This is what happens when states sell their souls to the NEA, and take Federal Grants.

Why not? Teachers have no higher priorities on their time? No wonder the kids aren't learning.

Cheetos are a problem, but drugs and sex aren't ?

No wonder they are in favor of vouchers.