Didn't Bill give Monica a pearl necklace?

style over substance

Older women do migrate toward pearls.

Like replacing the lipstick on a pig.

I think a black pillowcase, or even a burkha would be a better choice

Put wheels on her feet, handles on her back and roll her to the curb on Tuesday...

Jeweled hair accessories will do nothing for the puffy bags under the eyes or weight gain--looks like she might have been tipping the bottle a bit too much. That would explain a lot of the weight gain.

It doesn't matter if she wears a cloth scrunchie or a pearl one. My grandma always said you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear! Until she cuts her hair and has it in a style designed for ladies HER AGE, she will look exactly like her staff.."[The staff] gets off that plane looking like garbage most days, but she has to look camera ready,"...she still looks like garbage! I think everyone around Hillary, including Bill, must be afraid to tell her the truth. Maybe they could just leave a note on her mirror! Mirror, mirrow on the wall...who is the fairest of them all...not Hillary!

She can hang Christmas ornaments on her hair, her body show neglect and gourmandizing. She is not aging well.

This is "news"??? Are you KIDDING?

I have noticed that many of the TV actresses on the new seasons shows are sporting long hairdos these days. Bangs have been banned, and they are wearing these plain, side parted styles that often look pretty scraggly, but they can pull it off because of their youth and beauty. Hillary's "style" is actually au courant, but not for her (or for any of us in her age group.)

Hillary Clinton failed to order security for the consulate in Benghazi. 4 brave Americans died as a result of that. That is the only hairy story that matters.

Well, our diplomats may have been tortured and slaughtered, our diplomatic compound in Benghazi sacked and looted, but we all should direct our eyes to Hillary's new look.

Oh, yeah, we got our priorities straight!

Non news and distraction about a women who is, if pictures are to be believed, obviously heading down hill.

We wanted intelligence, knowledge, wisdom, decisiveness, and at least a little style and decorum-someone who would represent the best in us--and we get, increasingly, an out of control, frumpy, ineffectual fool and ignoramus; a clown.

What the heck is a scrunchie?

Why can't she use rubber bands and bobby pins like regular girls do? No, she has to be fancy and use scrunchies. That's how it is when you're rich, I guess. Of course, now that BO has thrown her under the bus, she should start wearing a hairnet. Or a babushka. Lots of grease and dangerous moving parts under there.

If she donated her old scrunchie collection to a U.S. oil refinery she could make America energy independent for the next decade.

Some had razor soup for breakfast today. Hahaha! But they were all the truth. Grinder Gertie is looking a little like she was rode hard and put away wet. And it starts with the hair. Something shiny is not going to draw our attention away from that.

#14, a ''scrunchie'' is the position Monica took whilst under the Presidential desk.

Scrunchie or metallic jeweled tie, she's still incompetent.

Like it or not longer hair on an older woman makes her look older. She needs a lifestyle facelift and a visit to a hair stylist. #6 made me giggle out loud.

She can ditch her trade mark scrunchie for a bejewelled rack of camel's teeth but it won't bring back the dead souls that she let die.
This is not news this is disgusting pap. Like grandpa used to say "you can't make chicken salad out of chicken ...."

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It would be nice if Winnie Mandela could give the Secretary of Cankles a necklace. Make a great PPV. /s

No matter what this woman wears she will always be a PIAPS.

#18, that's the post of the day!

#18: Too funny!

What strikes me is the term "trademark scrunchie". It's like "trademark sweatpants".

I wasn't sure what a scruchie was, either. I was pretty sure it probably something a Clinton gets from a Monica or a Huma.

Seriously? This is worthy news to the idiot columnist? The filthy witch just killed 4 people, and "staff" writes about her filthy hair.

O.K., I'm piling on here. I saw that pic of her and BO trying to look as if they cared about the arriving caskets. I kept looking at her swollen, round feet. Her fat feet are stuffed into her shoes in such a way that the soles are curled up. She seems to be quite bloated - from what? travelling, pills & booze, poor diet, circulation, heart problems? She does not appear to be very healthy & I have begun to think that poor health may soon force her to retire from the political scene.