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Jon Stewart Mocks Obama
Wonders If President Is Actually
Dumb

Big Hollywood, by Staff

Original Article

Posted By:abuela10, 10/5/2012 12:03:20 PM

Jon Stewart on Obama's debate performance: "I should probably familiarize myself with my presidency and learn some of the various numbers and things that go along with it." Yeah. He had -- I thought he had a very difficult night. I'm concerned that he may not reelect us. He may walk away." " It wasn't so much his the body language as the mouth language that he was using. The pauses in between. You know, I used to think the pauses, he was just trying to think of smaller words for the little brains

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Reply 1 - Posted by: country boy, 10/5/2012 12:12:47 PM     (No. 8912045)

The helium is coming out of obama's "cool balloon". End of the line. Time to reserve the U-Haul.


Reply 2 - Posted by: farmwife, 10/5/2012 12:23:15 PM     (No. 8912079)

I think Jon Stewart is beginning to see his fawning adoration of Obama coming back to bite him as well. He's decided not to follow him down the gopher hole.


   

 

  


 
Reply 3 - Posted by: spahrkl, 10/5/2012 12:26:54 PM     (No. 8912089)

Oh my gosh, Jon is an out of the closet RACIST.


Reply 4 - Posted by: quigley, 10/5/2012 12:30:26 PM     (No. 8912098)

FTA: "You know, I used to think the pauses, he was just trying to think of smaller words for the little brains ..."

Stewart is an idiot even when he's criticizing (or rather making fun of) the correct guy. His thought processes are really nonrational.

How can an organization as large as the US survive with so many nonrational "wisemen"? The entire Dimocratic party has thrown over rationcination.

Can we survive that?


Reply 5 - Posted by: bnrmusa, 10/5/2012 12:55:08 PM     (No. 8912169)

We can survive #5, just dump the "large organization", and revert to the 10th Amendment. "r" republics, 50 of them.
Or 57, if your Obama


Reply 6 - Posted by: harper, 10/5/2012 1:00:50 PM     (No. 8912193)

Hey, c'mon BO is still the same lazy, toking freeloader he's always been. I'll bet anyone who sat through one of his apparently few lectures when he was "professorial" back in the day would instantly recognize BO's unprepared, rambling, lazy style.

This drubbing of Affirm-A BO is proof that progressives live in an upside down world of illogic, wishful thinking, plain old BS and self-loathing.


Reply 7 - Posted by: mickturn, 10/5/2012 1:08:07 PM     (No. 8912215)

Yep, only his teleprompter run by Axelgrease has an IQ of 101.


   

 

  


 
Reply 8 - Posted by: disasterman, 10/5/2012 1:27:30 PM     (No. 8912268)

This is not good news for 0bama. Most of his young voters in 2008 got their news from Stewart.


Reply 9 - Posted by: bobgray2, 10/5/2012 2:13:56 PM     (No. 8912384)

You are just now wondering that?


Reply 10 - Posted by: The Architect, 10/5/2012 2:21:04 PM     (No. 8912399)

As a Post Jon, as a Post!!


Reply 11 - Posted by: zoidberg, 10/5/2012 2:22:05 PM     (No. 8912400)

I liked this line from Alexandra Petri, who's no fan of Romney:

Obama had the demeanor of someone who did not realize that the quiz was today.


Reply 12 - Posted by: veritas, 10/5/2012 3:36:26 PM     (No. 8912587)

Wow, boy -- nothing but nothing gets past this genius, eh?

Now, how about Step 2, Stewie? Which is, how did the mutt get into the Presidency? With how he acts? With his attitudes? With not being legally qualified?

And who, Stewie, who might be complicit in getting Obama to where he is? Well, Stewie? Well? Can ya figger that one out, Stewie baby? Well?

#2: Sure. Tour groups go through all the time.


   

 



 
Reply 13 - Posted by: chance_232, 10/5/2012 9:29:01 PM     (No. 8913176)

Ask yourself this...Would a white man with the same credentials as Obama be in the White House?

Answer: Obama wouldnt have made it out of the primaries.



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