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Jimmy Fallon Debuts His Really, Really
Excitable Beto O’Rourke Impression (Video)

The Wrap, by Tony Maglio

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Posted By:JoniTx, 3/17/2019 5:34:45 PM

Jimmy Fallon debuted his Beto O’Rourke impression on Thursday’s “Tonight Show,” when he probably had to pound Red Bulls to keep his energy up that high. Chill with the hands, dude. In announcing his 2020 Democratic candidacy for president of the United States of America, Fallon’s Beto described himself as being “sort of like if a compassionate head-nod turned into a person,” and “if your friend’s hot dad had the energy of a golden retriever.”The whole time his hands were going crazy. God bless “Beto’s” wife, who pretty much hung on to her hubby’s arm for dear life throughout the

      


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Reply 1 - Posted by: NorthernDog, 3/17/2019 5:46:01 PM     (No. 11933725)

Can´t wait to see El Beto flailing his arms on the debate stage. Since Trump mentioned it, that´s all anyone will notice.

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Reply 2 - Posted by: Moritz55, 3/17/2019 6:01:35 PM     (No. 11933736)

Priceless. So will there also be spoofs of the other candidates or fresh/persons in Congress? Hmmm. I wouldn’t count on it, partly because they’re leftists (therefore sacrosanct) and partly because they’re already pretty ludicrous.

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Reply 3 - Posted by: caljeepgirl, 3/17/2019 6:08:38 PM     (No. 11933741)

I dunno´ I thought the ´real one´ was pretty funny,too...priceless! Thanks, OP!

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Reply 4 - Posted by: Safari Man, 3/17/2019 6:42:53 PM     (No. 11933753)

I don´t know anything about cocaine, but if I had to guess, I would say Beto is all coked up.


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Reply 5 - Posted by: Dst4life, 3/17/2019 7:04:23 PM     (No. 11933773)

I think Beto has adult ADHD or is on coke or "uppers." I wouldn´t be surprised if we hear he has a history of serious drug abuse. His brain is fried in addition to his being superficial and a man child.

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Reply 6 - Posted by: bad-hair, 3/17/2019 7:50:15 PM     (No. 11933816)

Gotta get it in now. In 2 weeks he´ll be gone gone gone.

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Reply 7 - Posted by: ocjim, 3/17/2019 7:55:55 PM     (No. 11933818)

I´m disappointed. I had hoped Beto would be around for quite awhile before the Dems finally laughed him out of the race for wasting their time. I think Beto will be gone shortly. He gives empty suits a bad name.

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Reply 8 - Posted by: mickturn, 3/17/2019 8:18:22 PM     (No. 11933840)

Hey, Buto is NOT Italian, he can´t wave his arms like that, it´s cultural appropriation!

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Reply 9 - Posted by: snakeoil, 3/17/2019 10:07:18 PM     (No. 11933910)

Looks like an earthworm caught on asphalt during a July heatwave.

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Reply 10 - Posted by: Cor-Vet, 3/17/2019 10:49:39 PM     (No. 11933937)

Who in his right mind watches Jimmy Fallon, or any late night ´comedian?´

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Reply 11 - Posted by: Pchristopher, 3/18/2019 1:23:05 AM     (No. 11934002)

Thanks! That was wonderful!!!

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