Ding Dong...You Know the Rest: Be happy for the good folks in Cynthia McKinney's congressional district. They no longer have to hang their heads in shame. It's too bad about Bob Barr, but he's full of energy and he will rise again.

Talked to Death: Bill Clinton on TV? Haven't we been here before and why does this happy-horse-hooey get dredged up yet again? Drudge told us Linda Bloodworth-Whoever was calling around about this gig two years ago. Do it, don't do it. We own the remote.

Taking The Times To Task: For all the sound and fury concerning the Times moving its editorial opinion so blatantly to their news pages, it doesn't seem to be having the desired effect of putting off smoking Saddam. Here's Howie Kurtz on this current spit ball fight.

Mikey Doesn't Like It: Here we just got through picking Michael Kelly as our favorite columnist (along with Charles Krauthammer) and he goes and pulls a pout over W's inaction. Perhaps he's filing his column from the beach and doesn't really know what's going on. He's wrong on this one but we will cut him some slack for all the times he's been right.

Martha Pulls A Hillary: Mere minutes before the deadline demanded by a congressional committee, Martha Stewart dropped a thousand pages of documents in their laps. All she needed was a handful to prove she didn't indulge in any insider trading but nooooooooooo, it's the old drown-'em -in -paper routine Hillary used for 8 years. We used to think they were picking on her because she was a blonde, successful, rich woman. We were wrong. They are picking on her because she is arrogant, grander- than- thou and guilty as spit.

Ldotter Notes: We hit a near record number of unique visitors here at Lucianne.com yesterday. We would give you the exact figure but we don't want our "competition" to stab themselves. We just want you to know that you are now a mighty force and we going to need every bit of that muscle in the months to come - elections, a war.........whatever, we are here to serve.

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